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DEAD Man In MORTUARY Impregnates WOMAN

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.
The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.
Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.
A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

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143 Responses to DEAD Man In MORTUARY Impregnates WOMAN

  1. Murkomenstanley Reply

    January 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    Hilarious lies, post mortem erection and ejaculation hahaha

  2. Murkomenstanley Reply

    January 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Furthermore, cumming requires alot of energy and from where did the sperm get energy to swim. Erection is blood flowing to the dick WHAT PUMPED THE BLOOD?

  3. Timothy Reply

    January 10, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    this is bullshit how do expct us to belive such a lie!

  4. Melissa Reply

    January 10, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    This is such crap. The story is old anyway. People are quick to believe anything nowadays.

  5. angela Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 5:44 am

    uuummm that picture is of the guy from the lost show…. this is a rally dumb story.

    • The Equalizer Reply

      October 15, 2012 at 1:44 am

      Yes, Angela. That is John Locke.

  6. just beautiful Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 7:38 am

    iyo manje ndiye yamene timakamba ati boza…

  7. faith Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 7:58 am

    This is bizarre. Total madness!!!!!!!!!

  8. og Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Manga my friend

  9. Abantu Baya Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 10:49 am

    Mudala mukali. Erection in death, elo apela ne fumo? Yaba! That woman must be crazy. Gets impregnated by a dead man then sues the innocent dead man’s estate for child support? This is madness!

  10. patty Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 11:12 am

    This cant happen, the lady is crazy!!!! where on earth can a dead man do that ? Kutumpa fwe ….

  11. sun k Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 11:24 am

    comfused woman

  12. beshi mali Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Where on earth this is the end of the lady,she must see a spychatrist.imbwa ya muntu…

  13. sandra Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 11:52 am

    she is insane.

  14. andy mike chisale Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    crazy mama!

  15. rockrock101 Reply

    January 11, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    ayo nimastory yamu mobbbba!!!1

  16. Dorothy Foster dfost Reply

    January 12, 2012 at 4:06 am

    I say yes this can happen. Because the man was dead his sperm was not. I believe it takes 72 hrs before sperm dies. He didn’t ejaculate because it was good. He probably had sex before he died, and some of the sperm was close to the opening of his penis and when that crazy woman started to work it some sperm spilled out.

  17. Abenet Reply

    January 12, 2012 at 9:32 am

    This is not true. The dead man picture is not real because I saw this man playing dead on the TV Series called LOST.

  18. ethel Reply

    January 12, 2012 at 10:06 am

    lier lier chose things to publish and not this bulshit======================================

  19. pussyslider Reply

    January 14, 2012 at 3:14 am

    come on this is total bullshit, i’ve seen dead men many times,their penises shrink to almost nothing, especially when in the cold environment of a morgue.
    First, u need an erection to ensure some levels of penetration, then u need that stimulation culminating into an intense contraction of muscles to pump out semen during an ejaculation. All these are not possible for a dead man. Ba tumfweko, dont give this crap, we’ve got penises and we know wat it takes to come up with an ejacuclation…

  20. Justus sichinsambwe Reply

    January 14, 2012 at 7:20 am

    The answer can be yes sometimes it cant be possible.May God help us to turn away from the wicked ways,

  21. don vick Reply

    January 14, 2012 at 11:12 am

    chikala alikaba apele ifumo ninshi ali vana wat more elyo ali alive.

  22. Gina Reply

    January 16, 2012 at 4:35 am

    I’ve read that the dead can infact have a hard on. Usually when the death was of a hanging, bullet to the head, poisoning… But I haven’t found any supporting facts of the dead actually ejaculating after death, except for death by asphyxiation. (Hanging)
    So I say, this story is false.

  23. kacy Reply

    January 16, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    tumfweko, ever spreading rubish stories and dull people believe…ati ba journalist! Lol! you’re all jokes in this century! Grooooooooooooooowwww Up!

  24. Micheal Sata Reply

    January 19, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Nangu cishinka???

  25. saeed mahmud Reply

    January 28, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    This is amazing.the world is realy ending.

  26. Gladis nomvete Reply

    February 1, 2012 at 10:49 am

    i dnt know what to say mwandiii

  27. james Reply

    February 9, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    guess the dead had a big dick

  28. jk Reply

    March 21, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    kanshi nga ninebo na mutobele uyu yaikete!

  29. Pulamasaka Reply

    June 17, 2012 at 11:24 am

    this woman is sick..women have become so full of themselves nowadays..why sue family..?

  30. chris kasonde Reply

    June 17, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    That photo is for John Rocky in Lost movie season 6.mulenashako ubufi

  31. nizwee Reply

    June 29, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    The dead man mukali even when he is dead muuuu!!!

  32. ERIC MWAMBA Reply

    July 4, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    bufi sana ubo!

  33. khadijah Reply

    August 15, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    thats a lie cause the picture showed was taged from a movie series lost and that man lyning in there is jhon locke.

  34. Luvale Man Reply

    August 31, 2012 at 8:37 am

    Demons

  35. mank Reply

    October 1, 2012 at 10:25 am

    thats a picture of johh rock a guy in lost(movie)

  36. mank Reply

    October 1, 2012 at 10:35 am

    thats a picture of johh rock a guy in lost(movie)bozaa chabe

  37. sweet tony Reply

    October 13, 2012 at 11:10 am

    ba tumfweko u are bloody fools.how do u expect any normal person to believe such crap?

  38. TERMINATOR Reply

    October 16, 2012 at 9:30 am

    people get real,such stories are there to drive us away from our LORD.GOD help us…

  39. Wiseman Reply

    October 30, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    That cannot happen unless powers of darkness were involved!! A Ghost taking charge of the dead body to impregnant the woman. God Bless U all!!

  40. advisor Reply

    November 12, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    TUMFWEKO NOBE ULI TOLE.ULENASHAKO UBUFI

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