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DEAD Man In MORTUARY Impregnates WOMAN

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.
The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.
Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.
A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

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161 Responses to DEAD Man In MORTUARY Impregnates WOMAN

  1. Mkanache Reply

    April 2, 2013 at 11:47 am

    lies lies rubbish!!

  2. abene bansamba Reply

    April 22, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    ba tumfweko mukapena guys ibange mwatemwa mwamona nombokocamitwala efitampobushilu.

  3. NGONI-MAN Reply

    April 27, 2013 at 1:11 pm

    AWE KWENA… ALA MULESANSAKO AMENSHI KWIBANGE ILYO TAMULASANIKA… TALIKOLA SANA. EFYO ABANENU BACHITA… HOW CAN A DEAD MAN REACH ORGASM?… KWENA PANO CHALO…

  4. KOPALA Reply

    May 20, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA…! KWENA LILEKOLA..NGA UKO YALAFIKILA OCTOBER?
    TUMFWEKO SMOKE WISELY..AND RESPONSIBLY…PANTU MUKAWA.

  5. Gettolink Reply

    May 22, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    Ubu bufi bwamafi batumfweko. shiiit men.

  6. Mama Mia!! Reply

    May 24, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    U guys get real stories & not icushi, wats wrong with u??? Tumfweko ubufi bweka bweka atase!!

  7. KALULU NTUMPILE Reply

    June 5, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    bafikaa bufi

  8. anko c Reply

    July 9, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    Could dat b possible

  9. Chalo Bantu Reply

    August 7, 2013 at 10:15 am

    Please choose what to write to the people surely kuti mwabepa ubufi ubu ubulemoneka

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