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Man’s Penis Sparks Security Scare At airport – Mistaken For A Weapon

A 41-year-old world-renowned large-penis-haver has been subjected to a rigorous frisking by airport security staff in US amid fears he was trying to smuggle a weapon on board a flight.

Jonah Falcon aroused suspicion when eagle-eyed guards from the Transport Security Administration at San Francisco International Airport spotted his bulging package.

The well endowed New Yorker was thoroughly searched and even had powder sprinkled on his pants to check for explosives after his “very noticeable” manhood was mistaken for a biological threat.

Mr Falcon told the Huffington Post: “I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time.

“One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘It’s my d***.

“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands.

“They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

Mr Falcon is considered to have the world’s largest penis, although the Guinness Book of World Records does not record such achievements.

His manhood, which has even featured in a documentary, measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when erect.

His huge crown jewels have made him a minor celebrity, as he has featured on numerous talk shows in the US and has been approached to do porn, but has never accepted.

Despite his interrogation, Mr Falcon managed to see the funny side, adding: “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on.”

Officials from the Transport Security Administration have not yet commented on the incident.

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77 Responses to Man’s Penis Sparks Security Scare At airport – Mistaken For A Weapon

  1. RELOADED Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Crazy comments,am stil waiting for janet c’s comment

  2. Heavy Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    It is a weapon of mass destruction! So I think they were right to stop him.

  3. interested Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    let those desparate women come to me and I will personally give them and not only giving them, but also prove to them that we are found pa zed.

  4. Janet c Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    …that black men are the only ones with big D**cks is, indeed, a fallacy!! I’m sure China is producing ‘men of these kind’ too!!!

  5. Jay Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    @sweetie pie,inbox me yo number if u really serious.

  6. Ruth Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    wow i wish he was mine i would love to have a husband like that it can be 24/7 my my ohhhhh.

  7. Bizle x Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Ba ruth jst come 2 me u’ll yo hubby if u ar married. All ladies i have fun with want me to be their hubby …..he..he he he

  8. Bizle x Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    Ba ruth i meant u’ll leave yo hubby if I sex U. U can catch me on yahoo.com. Can I give u my contact?

  9. Big Sam Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    Dis guy is a threat 2 society,wonder how his galfriend/wfy manages 2 handle his 9inch pistol lol!

  10. Ruth Reply

    July 20, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Bizle x am single dude i can be the happiest woman on earth to that kind of twenu if you have u welcome dear.

  11. christine Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 1:00 am

    TULANDEPO ******! what if it is a man telling you ” Good eveing Papa”. Bloggers have no sex chikala ban kimoon.

  12. Mbolela Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 3:42 am

    Hw true z dat?

  13. Ribs Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 5:12 am

    Ruth i think am also intrested tho mine is only 11 inches wen erect

  14. Dunku pa tumba Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 8:04 am

    Finshi mulepapa mwebantu? Go to Lozi guys called abanyengo, baba notushimbi kwati katwishi. Even those guys from north western. I hooked up a lady at East point eeeeeish, she had a hole monga mu bo wambeba. But still she could not handle my 15.7 inch umuzompiki. Nalimulasa uyu gelo anyela napa bed mu guest house. Ask pa Nsimbi yanga lodge they will tell you. I have a weapon of mass destruction.

  15. I feel for Thandiwe Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 8:09 am

    Theres one lecturer i know at unza who almost assaulted me with his manhood. I wonder some people

  16. gucci sexy Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Ooh oh oh uh uh oooo so sweeeet m camin I can feel u..x_x
    Cam **** me

  17. CHINYOPILO MUNI BWEZELE Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 10:01 am

    ALA NAINE I MET SOMEONE SOME YEARS BACK, GOOD LOOKING BUT KWISAMBA KWALI KAMATA FITUNGA, ABANTU BAYA! HE HAD A VERY BIG PENIS, KWATI LIKUFI. I ENDED THE AFFAIR…

  18. Da Ras Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 10:02 am

    me can’t see anything big here even if this person was he cannot be compered 2 mine. my freinds used 2 laugh at me the time i was growing up now i hav seen that big are on demand.

  19. Kaesha Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    His blessed!

  20. Naumfwa amafi Reply

    July 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Breaking news: naumfwa amafi! Elo nalanya amatumbo nafulwa sana.

  21. climax Reply

    July 22, 2012 at 7:53 am

    chikala wabukala,bt anyway cnt compared wit mine,evry gal i f***k atlist screamz nd moan ma nen.I gat a BIG DICK!!!

  22. Umupondo Reply

    July 23, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    allo!my 9mm revolver is loaded with 6 rounds of amunition,nganaponena bonse ni shut_up!

  23. PornStar Reply

    August 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Women are so deceptive. Guys it’s about technique pa last because ichinyo got no size. No man’s penis is too big for a vagina (unless a virgin). Remember that’s where babies come from.

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  25. Kelly Moti Reply

    October 9, 2012 at 10:58 am

    There is too much Jealousy “na nyele chabe mumakometi yose” “nikuchindana chabe” not comparing who have big penises or virginals the point is to satisfying each other and how many rounds you can do period. May be “tachi imanokuima” it is just a decoration with no direction.

  26. Aluta Reply

    November 10, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Chimubabe echile fwaika kunyenga DORA SILIYA

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