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Photo Of the Day: Witch Crash Lands In The Maize Field

maize fieldA witch recently caused a stir when she was found in her birthday suit

Sabina  confessed that she was a witch and said that she fell from a flying saucer coming from an overnight trip.

She was found in the back yard maize field. She pleaded with the crowd not to beat her up saying she had also visited several houses.

One of the people who saw her early in the morning is Mrs Alice (37) who said she was woken up around 2a.m when she heard a woman’s screams.

“When I saw her in her birthday suit I threw salt on her face and she fell down and started writhing on the ground. We called the police and she was taken away.”

Police confirmed that the witch was taken away and would get psychiatric help.

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49 Responses to Photo Of the Day: Witch Crash Lands In The Maize Field

  1. Mulongoti Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 8:59 am

    poor reporting. Where did this happen??

    • Luapula Swag Reply

      August 28, 2013 at 12:21 pm

      I Agree with Mr Mulongota.
      Thats poor reporting, Incomplete Reoprt.

    • Panda Reply

      August 28, 2013 at 1:10 pm

      That is was also going through my mind when i was reading this. Very poor reporting indeed. Tell us when, where, what time etc.

      • humbo Reply

        August 28, 2013 at 1:19 pm

        panda! remember, humble beginnings

  2. PRIMA FACIE Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 9:08 am

    This is half baked information,where on earth did this happen,and for Mrs Alice who told you that when such a thing occurs you have to throw salt on the face.this leaves more answers than the question itself.

  3. isaac Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 9:21 am

    Poor reporting indeed, for your story to carry substance, you would have mentioned where it occurred. Its like one starts climbing a tree from the leaves how can that happen?

  4. pax Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 9:23 am

    A Highfield man in Zimbabwe allegedly raped one of the two women who had seen him masturbating in a maize field.

    Charles Munyumwa (45) chased the women and one of them stumbled and fell to the ground before Munyumwa choked her until she became unconscious. He then raped the helpless 29-year-old-woman.

    • Chimbwi Mwi Fumo Reply

      August 29, 2013 at 8:32 am

      Tumfweko chikala.were is my comment?

  5. pax Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 9:24 am

    The victim and her friend went to their maize field and were surprised to see Munyumwa masturbating.
    It is alleged the two women started running away while Munyumwa followed in hot pursuit. One of them slipped and fell down and it is the State’s case that Munyumwa grabbed the woman by the neck until she was unconscious.

    He then dragged her into the maize field where he raped her, the court heard. According to the State papers, the woman’s friend continued running while screaming for help.
    The woman later gained consciousness and found Munyumwa gone. She also discovered that her pants had been removed, it is alleged. The woman reported to the police.

    • Chali! Reply

      August 28, 2013 at 12:40 pm

      Ulebepa UBUFI!!!! our concern is on te details of where this sin happened and what u tellin us, Crap. half baked information.

  6. wise Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 9:28 am

    tumfweko your reporting is causing harm on innocent people. Stop spreading lies about witchcraft in a country where people are so superstitious.

  7. miracle babies, miracle monies, miracle lies Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 9:35 am

    Instead of condemning the man who raped and tried to kill the woman. You blame the victim of witchcraft. What a shame!!!

    • Chali! Reply

      August 28, 2013 at 12:57 pm

      Bushe NIWE WAMWENEKO EKO UYU NAMAYO BALEMULALA??? NGE FYAKUFWALA FILIKWI???? BUSHE UYU RAPIST ALISENDA IFYAKUFWALA???

  8. gunther Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 11:19 am

    DOES ALICE USUALLY MOVE AROUND WITH SALT?

    • Chali! Reply

      August 28, 2013 at 12:52 pm

      kekeekkekekekek!!!!! Ayi shibe shani ati ni ndoshi ilepunda or yapona pakuti asende SALT??? I think bali bonse.

  9. Zambiana Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 11:19 am

    This indeed poor reporting, and questionable! Where did it happen? and the witness is only identified as a Mrs Alice! What a name. This is a fake story, Tumfweko you should become a bit more serious!
    Zambiana!

  10. Lesa_Eka Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 11:28 am

    You are all so hopelessly DULL!!!!

  11. Luapula Swag Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    How did Mrs Alice know that she was suppose to pour salt on the witch? Was she once the witch?

  12. Keiza Soze Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    Tumfweko could you please stop degrading yourselves. This is not the first time you guys are reporting rubbish!. People are tired of your misleading stories. You should just stop if you have nothing to keep your website running…

  13. Chali! Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    ATI ” THE WITCH WAS TAKEN AWAY AND WOULD GET PSYCHIATRIC HELP” KEKEKEKKEKKEKEKEKKEKE!!!! Idoshi na psychiatrist?? Mukepaisha umunenu. Thats a spiritual proplem. she needs a strong pastor for deliverance.

  14. Chali! Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    ATI ” THE WITCH WAS TAKEN AWAY AND WOULD GET PSYCHIATRIC HELP” KEKEKEKKEKKEKEKEKKEKE!!!! Idoshi na psychiatrist?? Mukepaisha umunenu. Thats a spiritual problem. she needs a strong pastor for deliverance.

  15. Mwewa Mano Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    Ba Tumfweko can’t you educate the Zambian readers that the woman is suffering from very serious neurotic or psychotic condition and needs our sympathy and care. How can an individual who looks like that be in a position to even carry out witchcraft activities?
    Am however impressed with the police reaction for indicating positively that the lady will be referred to a mental hospital for assessment. She must be a well-known mentally-ill lady from some surrounding communities ,somebody some where knows her and she requires urgent protection by Government agencies .Please let us look after our sick in society. Bear in mind that today it is her suffering ,tomorrow it might be you or me in the same maize field.

  16. hönourable situmbeko Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    but zona zona,who is running tumfweko? And hw far hav their gone in education?

  17. boma Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Crap reporting.

  18. neutral observer Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    by the way she looks like an air hostess from AIR MUKWAI Boeing 707

  19. jamoka Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    what can salt do to a witch?

  20. Reader Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    This story sounds made up. Where in Africa has a witch been caught and lived to see the police?? Bufi!

  21. SEKOPONOKE Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    Where did this happen?

  22. sinazeze Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    This indeed is pathetic reporting

  23. Observant#10 Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    the comments on this article are more entertaining than this boring half baked story!

  24. Osadabwa iwe Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    Advise to Tumfwenko Editor and Reporters. Always use Five Ws when reporting or writing news. The FIVE Ws we use are: WHAT, WHO, WHEN, WHERE AND WHY.

  25. safe landing Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    BAFIKALA always saying poor reporting skills but ur contributing, bushe etole ninani Pali tufweko na ba comments!

  26. nikkie Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 4:45 pm

    Can u please shade more light how do they fly?

  27. Ricoche Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    Fairy tales!! that is clearly a picture of a human being in need of help, the police did the right thing. We are a nation in critical need of sensitisation and education on issues of mental illness. Too many of our brothers and sisters are needlessly being beaten, stoned or even killed because of such prejudice. Articles like this do not help matters. Instead of covering her she choose to throw salt, ubu tutu at its best.

  28. Ubufii ba 2mfweko Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    Bushe iyi ine science yakupupuka ubushiku ninani uusunga patent? Ndefwaya ukuyamona cousin wandi ku Birmingham ku Bulaya but nshikwete ishakwendela na passport na visa nafishupa

  29. msana wanzili Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    She did not crash land there’s no such thing, she’s either mentally sick or shes demon possessed and needs help.

  30. thedead Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    This niggaress needs 2 things
    1 a serious ass whooping to land her into a coma
    2. Jesus.

  31. Tondo Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    Is it an imaginary story which does not give a clue of the period, place and time of the event- who taught you journalism- Zambian Open University seems so .

  32. MBUYA Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    WHY are you complaining when you know that mulongoti is lying?.

  33. Muto Reply

    August 28, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    Muli fisushi ba tumfweko! Can a news site worth the name really bring such as news????

  34. Ngoza Reloaded Reply

    August 29, 2013 at 6:51 am

    Google myzimbabwe.co.zw bingi! You get weird stories, its there kaaa!!

  35. SLIM DEE PRODUCTION Reply

    August 29, 2013 at 7:27 am

    tumfweko pliz,this is why we are saying some of your posts are incomplete.
    where did this happen?

  36. Chimbwi Mwi Fumo Reply

    August 29, 2013 at 8:34 am

    Tumfweko Chikala.Where is my comment?

  37. Diplomat Reply

    August 31, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    why wasnt she taken straight in court as evidence that witchcraft exists instead of taking her to the police?was she taken by a male police officer if so what happened on the way?

  38. Nakulu Wantula Reply

    September 3, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    mulelandako ifyalondoloka not ngamwaumfwa ifisushi mwaamba ukuchita create ama story yabufi

  39. Bongoman Reply

    September 4, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    This is not reporting at all. There is no information here.. Perhaps the editor is away on leave!

    • Diplomat Reply

      September 5, 2013 at 9:05 am

      you cant be surprised. Today’s journalists are just there for the sake of employment and not that journalism is their vocation.Very few know their job. This is so with all work sectors in Zambia!

  40. BA-RAS Reply

    November 13, 2013 at 11:56 am

    Ubukulu bwa bwamba tekufula kwama sperm.If it was me who found her, I would have had sex with her from 02:00hrs until 08:00hrs, until she says “wankontola amalepe.”

  41. kelvin Reply

    February 9, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    thats very very very wrong information, besides why should some still doing such? pipo are busy call god to their Hearts and someone is flying at night……

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