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Kitwe Cop Pees In Pants as Kambwili Confronts Him

A POLICE officer manning the ZNBC studios in Kitwe yesterday urinated in his pants after being confronted by sports minister Chishimba Kambwili.
Narrating the incident, Kambwili said he had gone to the studios with his friend and upon arriving, his friend who was driving the vehicle he was in, asked the officer to open the gate but he refused.

“This cop – we were with a GMC, you know the GMC is a very big vehicle – he had opened one side of the gate and the vehicle could not go in. My friend who was driving called him and said ‘officer, come and open the gate, we cannot go in.’

Then he said, ‘iwe bonse bengila fye apo nomba iwe kuti waeba shani ati tuisule nachimbi ichi? You everyone just gets in using the same gate. Why do you want me to open the other gate?’,” he narrated.

Kambwili said his friend pleaded with the officer that his vehicle was too big.

He said the officer then responded: “Ah! Nga ulefwaya fuma fye uiyiswile If you want just come out and open the gate yourself”.
Kambwili said during the entire conversation, the officer was seated at a distant place from the gate.

“The vehicle is tinted, so he did not see I was in the vehicle. I got out and I just said, ‘officer, sure, is this how you operate? How can you refuse to do the work that you are employed to do?’ When he saw it was me, he rushed to the gate and saluted and immediately he peed in his pants. So I said, ‘this is enough punishment, you have been punished enough’. He opened the gate and he disappeared,” Kambwili said.

He said he did not even get the officer’s name because he run away immediately after he opened the gate.

“They were two of them at the gate and obviously his supervisors will find out that he absconded so they will ask why he absconded,” he said.
Kambwili said it was common for police officers to report for work drunk.

“He was drunk and was staggering to come to the gate from where he was. The eyes were red and he could not just put himself together, he was totally drunk. When the guy I was with asked him to give us the phone for the officer-in-charge, that’s when he got out of the gate and disappeared,” said Kambwili.

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43 Responses to Kitwe Cop Pees In Pants as Kambwili Confronts Him

  1. Surprised zambian Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    hats off to you honorable Minister for your conduct. This is the maturity we demand from those who serve us. you were calm and showed restraint in entire whole nonsensical behavior by the constable.I wonder how Masumba the rhumba dancer would have reacted in this ordeal. I think ministers should be doing this time to time. This what Michael Sata of the 80s and 90s used to do.

  2. Surprised zambian Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    should have either used entire or whole not both in the same sentence.

    • Mulongoti Reply

      September 8, 2013 at 8:15 pm

      good you are correcting yourself

  3. Mmembe's Father Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    A he he he he he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

  4. Mo taim Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    Ha ha ha.Kambwili tomfwa.

  5. olema Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    cop pa rural.

  6. woodmizer Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 7:00 pm

    I just hope he didmt leave the gun behind, UNGA SIYE BANA MWAMI:;

  7. Denkete Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 7:15 pm

    He he he he he inga oseka mwe. Viva Kambwili

  8. Jonah's friend Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 8:43 pm

    we want Ghana results…not you kambwili supervising peeing cops..nonsensical….GMC my foot!!!!

  9. kizito Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    Boma ya tunda…

    • Matako Ya Nkoko Reply

      September 9, 2013 at 11:56 am

      LOL……Crazy! Tamumfwa guys!!!! Kikikikikikikiki

  10. Ricoche Reply

    September 8, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    Kambwili ku zi onesa, ndipo twa vutika. He is just too pompous for his own good, that cop’s mishap just boosted his already inflated ego.

  11. mwata kapale Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 5:15 am

    If a minister can be treated like this, how many ordinary zambians are mistreated by these cops? Kitwe is notoriously becoming lawless with the police taking a leading role. Traffic officers in kitwe are so corrupt their behaviour is most appalling!! Let the law take its course otherwise the next cop will simply defacate in his uniform as self punishment

  12. Mpinga Mbizi Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 7:49 am

    Made me laugh. This has made my day. Boma yazitundila ka? haa!!

    • charly Reply

      September 9, 2013 at 8:46 am

      kwati pali naboma, tulya twine mbona tumo tukapokola nempele pamubili begging from people twena awe!!

  13. 123 Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 9:01 am

    Kapokola wanye chisushi..awe nshinyele..isa nkununshe pamatako…awe ninya

  14. Lion & Eagle Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 9:15 am

    Laughable indeeeeeed; Boma (mwami bazungu) yatunda.

  15. kausam Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 9:29 am

    Boma yazi tundila. Mwami bazungu and y nyanja is like their official language

  16. collins lukwesa Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 9:46 am

    AAAAAAAAHH ,THATS HOW THE MINISTER SHOULD BE,, NICE PUNISHMENT

  17. PA FWAKA Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 9:51 am

    Hehehehehehheheheheheeh!yaba

  18. ukwalinsoke Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 10:00 am

    SPHINCTER MUSCLE GAVE IN FOR THE POOR COP.

  19. Mali Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 10:06 am

    123 learn to have respect, I think zambians by nature got no respect, if the bembas were serious withtheir tribe they would fighting the insults mostly mentioned in bemba, these police officers are human and got families, please let us exercise respect for once.

  20. Police Spokeperson Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 10:08 am

    It is indeed VERY SAD that the Policeman could behave in such as manner. This simply means that ordinary zambians are just trodden on without too much of a say. I would advise Ministers to continue moving around incognito, even in small Colloras. They will be shocked with the treatment they will receive from the Police. i am even worried that even RSTA, WHICH BY ANY MEANS, was held in HIGH ESTEEM by a number of Zambians, is fast failling in the trap of pomposity, rudeness, unfreindliness etc.

  21. babene Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 10:18 am

    sum cops ar rude mwe,even straight forward things they want to arguemaybe enze funa kumu bosha pakuti asegule gate.as if its nt the reason he was ther.ala

  22. Teny Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 10:29 am

    At-least Minister you are able to see for yourself the bad working culture in Zambia.This simply means Minsters should always find time to visit their people and working premises to see what goes on. Regards

  23. atishani Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 11:18 am

    kikikikikiki….. kambwili ni bully sana

  24. Trixy Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 11:39 am

    Boma yatunda!!! This really cracked me!!! lol.

  25. kamcha Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 11:57 am

    kwena naowine chipuba and am disapointed..kuti wapelelafye pakusunda???Nga alinyafye namafi nokulasa kambwili amafi alitumpa sana angabwele kuyofya boma paduty..duty ni duty bazungu nanga niku stadium uko..babababababababa…ni down elo nizeeeeee….(chikali) chafisunda nokaya

  26. kamcha Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    chilishani batumfweko??whr has my coment gone??are you for kambwili lukasu also??

  27. mukaone Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    Wat kind of a Police Officer

  28. REAL COMANDO Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 3:35 pm

    KAPOKOLA WANYA CHIKALA, AWE NSHINYELE, LEKA NKUNISHEPAMATAKO AWENINYA

  29. nicky fulungi Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    Ichikonka pakusunda kunya bwana officer ati how?

  30. zcc Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    A cop is also a human being and as such he/she can respond to anything in the environment like anyone else. teti usunde ga wamona inkalamu iwe? the officer realised that he was wrong, mental faculty failed to handle the phisiological aspect of the body. ACTUALLY HE DESERVES A PROMOTION AS HE MAY BE A PERPETUAL WRONG DOER

  31. zcc Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    A cop is also a human being and as such he/she can respond to anything in the environment like anyone else. teti usunde ga wamona inkalamu iwe? the officer realised that he was wrong, mental faculty failed to handle the phisiological aspect of the body. ACTUALLY HE DESERVES A PROMOTION AS HE MAY NOT BE A PERPETUAL WRONG DOER

  32. swine Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    stup!d officer, just seeing Kambwili watunda zoona…no wonder these id!ots hide when robbers follow them in their own backyards!…am sure bala polomya bar fee color!…atase weak mental faculty!

  33. Doreen Yamba Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    I feel sorry for the officer and indeed my fellow Zambians.In this day and and age we are still so scared of the so called apamwamba, and yet in the eyes of the Lord we are all the same. If it was a white man we would call it slavery or colonial minded, and these are your brothers and sisters who are so oppressed by their own fathers and mothers in their own mother land, when are we going to be free, shame on you all apamwamba may The Lord judge you while here on earth

  34. brainboxer Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    bwana ni munthu naye.

  35. Alangizi Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 8:29 pm

    Atleast ngamwali mulishamo!Next time he will no open even the other gate!

  36. pf hater Reply

    September 9, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    GMC u can’t buy a GMC in yo salary plus Crysler nama bmw muleiba te?

  37. medication Reply

    September 10, 2013 at 9:30 am

    bwana good punishment for you

  38. Trixy Reply

    September 10, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    @zcc…ha ha ha ho ho ho hu haaa!!!!that really cracked me up…ati he deserves a promotion coz he may not be a perpetual wrong doer…that’s classic….

  39. chile1 Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 7:16 am

    @ surprised zambian hahahahaha ati Masumba the rhumba dancer,@ Kausuma hahahaha ati boma yatunda u guys hav cracked me up

  40. herod jere Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    I salute mr kabwili for his conduct but let him advice officers in puplic office to be considerate to others.

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