Jesus Look Alike Banned From Darts Tournament

Jesus Look Alike Banned From Darts Tournament

lookalikeA hairy fan has been banned from returning to a darts competition – because he looks like Jesus.

Bearded Nathan Grindal was booted out of last year’s Cash Converters Players Championship after the 5,000-strong crowd saw him on the big screen and chanted “Jesus”.

The Messianic cries put Phil “The Power” Taylor off at the oche and Nathan, 34, was asked leave the event at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset.

But when he tried to return last week for this year’s tournament, security pounced on the scraggly-bearded arrows fan.

Aussie electrician Nathan said: “Two big beef-head security guards dragged me into an office and told me they wouldn’t let me watch the darts.

“I felt quite intimidated. The head of security told me they would not be letting me into the tournament as they didn’t want a repeat of last year.

“It’s not my fault that I look like Jesus.”

A miraculous comeback saw Michael van Gerwen claim the 2013 title, beating previous champ Taylor 11-7.

A Butlins spokesman said: “Based on his disruptive behaviour last year, both Butlins and the organisers, PDC Darts, took the decision not to allow Mr Grindal into the resort.”

The PDC refused to comment last night.

25 Responses to "Jesus Look Alike Banned From Darts Tournament"

  1. lamfras   December 9, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    hey this for real a look alike Jesus. where is this man from ba tumfweko naimwe?????

  2. BA KAONDE   December 9, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Do not compare jesus to foolish people have you ever seen the face of jesus before you idiots coz no one has ever seen the son of god ichinso kwati nimbokoshi

    • Chiwanangala   December 9, 2013 at 3:05 pm

      I agree with you, no one has ever seen the face of Jesus coz at that time they were no cameras. The one in movies just acts it’s not liek he’s the real Jesus

    • Zyukuwalola   December 9, 2013 at 6:11 pm

      BA KAONDE anweba, do you have to insult to make your point on our Jesus. You had a good point but spoiled it with bad language.

  3. the aka.   December 9, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    the guys ar demons…how can they feel uncomfortable with just a fan who looks like Christ?Where ar they going to find themselves on judgement day?

    • tutu   December 9, 2013 at 3:48 pm

      @aka chikala chobe tawakwata mano…w@ do u min, wen u say a fan who looks like christ? bushe walimonapo yesu iwe mambala kapoli? mwilapalanya imfumu yesu kufyaupuba…

  4. Trixy   December 9, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    @ the aka – my thoughts exactly…

    • tutu   December 9, 2013 at 3:51 pm

      naiwe wine trixy ulikapubafye…ulesuminisha noku suminisha? waba ichilukobo kwati kapaso wembushi we!

  5. CALLED WISE   December 9, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    Let the man take part of the event because what you call reasons for banning him are not reasons at all. He is a look alike in the acting movies but not Jesus of Nazareth because no one has ever seen the Son of God.

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  7. hottie   December 9, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    I had no idea Jesus was white!

  8. mundiaM   December 9, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    Only the Jesus in movies, the real one had dark hair like some Arabs.

  9. Kay   December 9, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    The guy is jst an actor nd not Jesus.be careful, u wil find urself worshiping a person

  10. Eli   December 9, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    Although there are no real images of Jesus, we know he was a jew of middle eastern arabic decent therefore we know he was not a white man with long blond hair and blue eyes (hollywood version) but he was probably a darker skinned and black curly haired man

  11. Zimandolan   December 9, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    Crap ! Who has seen Jesus before ? There is no picture or painting of him unless they mean that he looks like the actor who acted in the Jesus movie.

  12. Professor Samson Tembo   December 9, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    Actually he does not llook like Jesus.U am an apostle and have seen an aparition of Jesus.Come to my presentation at CBU where I will expound on my pyrosis project!

    • Malawian Kasai   December 12, 2013 at 6:04 pm

      Ba Tembo nkesa mukesempelako indalama

  13. sly j.com   December 9, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    mwe bantu Jesus was a jew,he was folowin the laws.so if to picture him no long hair or much beads.not aya amashilu mupalanya kuli mwana Lesa.

  14. ringo   December 10, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    rev 1:14-15 says,
    “his head and his hair were white like wool,as white as snow and his eyes were as a flame of fire and his feet like fine brass as if they burned in a furnace”
    that is the description of yeshua your so called “jusus” when it says hair like wool, that is a sheep’s hair”a black mans hair” not hair like a horse tail “a white mans hair”.
    it also says “feet like fine brass as if burned in a furnace”, you tell me whose feet or skin looks like burnt”the white man or the black man”
    you should open your eyes brothers and sisters and stop believing whatever the devil(the white man) teaches you. jusus was Black just like you and me.

    • J J   December 12, 2013 at 9:33 am

      You are the most confused off all. On earth Jesus was born a Jew just like Galuni of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Jews are semites. They are closer to white people than to blacks. Joseph in the bible looked whiter than the Eqyptians of old. Stop dreaming of a black Jesus because he doesn’t exist.

      • ringo   December 13, 2013 at 1:04 am

        ba jj. these are not my words they are the bibles words. you lack wisdom and understanding by telling me am a confused (a fool). you have been misled and so are many brothers and sisters to even actually think that the people you call today the JEWS are were the first jews. if you have eyes then think twice, do you think the people you call today egyptians are the very first egyptians who built the pyramids?you should seek wisdom and understanding do not just read see passion of the christ and grasp evrything you see.. you have the bible read it yourself and understand.
        thats why you are told David livingstone discovered victoria falls and you believe

  15. jamil mehana   December 11, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    great post! : )

  16. john bwix marcobolyo   December 11, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    I’m begining to dislike you Bemba’s! You insult too much!

  17. Amai tilikuseli   December 13, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    Jesus Jesus the man was white and he never new about black people. Now we must praise our black African legend Mandela.

  18. yongwe   December 14, 2013 at 12:34 am

    JJ am flabbergasted at your point…well,wether white or black jesus.does it really matter anyway…beware of color segragation in the church!!!