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My Girlfriends Baby Looks Nothing Like Me, Please Help?

man pregDear Readers,
My girlfriend gave birth on July 3rd but I am convinced I am not the father of the child. For one, the boy looks nothing like me, and secondly, I didn’t sleep with her nine months before the baby was born. We had sex in early September last year before I left for Germany and I didn’t see or touch her till Christmas 2014. She gave birth July 3rd, ten months after we had sex. Isn’t a woman’s term of pregnancy just nine months? If she had given birth in June, I wouldn’t have bothered but as it is, I have my suspicions but don’t know how to say it to anyone in case I am wrong. What do I do?

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19 Responses to My Girlfriends Baby Looks Nothing Like Me, Please Help?

  1. virgin prostitute Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 10:45 am

    VOESEKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Hello Haters Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 10:46 am

    Go for DNA tests. Wasting our time we got bigger problems to sort out, concerning our economy not that bullsh*t, am sure ya is a PFool cadre.

  3. prophet Elijah Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 10:49 am

    The good news is there that there is a DNA machine at UTH

    • wachabe Reply

      August 3, 2015 at 11:43 am

      Even at the police station…

  4. kakolwe Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 11:18 am

    Early September? OK. Lets say you dwinked your woman on 5th September. Your seed survived in her fallopian tube for three days up to her ovulation on 8th. Fertilization took place. Your child in Zygote form took week and 4 days to reach the uterus and implacentation took place on 19th Sept. So YOUR baby’s 40 weeks of gestation was complete by 20th July. Now that is not fixed. Your child could have been born anywhere from 29 to 43 weeks of gestation. Your worry is childish.
    Simplest way: Get your K5,000 & head to UTH?
    You phucked your Woman goodbye, She welcomes you as a father. Fathers’day welcomes you home.

    • wachabe Reply

      August 3, 2015 at 11:44 am

      lol walasa

  5. Czar Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 12:23 pm

    Go hang yourself muppet.

  6. jota Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 12:46 pm

    go for DNA

  7. Famous idiot!... Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 1:25 pm

    Iwe u said that u r convinced the child is not yours so what do u want us to do? U must be a kid so iwe tawaishiba ati a woman can give birth even after 10 months? Be responsible problem ba swine mwalitemwa uku wanka too much,busy ulefubulula fye inkanda yaku cibwamba the whole day. Idiot!

  8. New Educated Zambia©❤√ Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    Under the pf women are desperate to do anything for basic needs so it is possible that she cheated. If you vote useless parties in this is what u will get. Vote quality and vote upnd

  9. Door Frame Kapulanga Kasuma Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    If that baby is a boy,its normal my friend coz even me my first born child was born at the period of 10 months.but if ure not sure jst go 4 DNA test

  10. tutu Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 3:34 pm

    just kill yourself,uhm? not good enough? and I suggest u use doom,success rate z very high!! or ukunina ichikulwa chilya chifideco..otherwise there z no other way chikala

  11. yht Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 5:22 pm

    at least you have a child as you totally failed, thats why kim chose kanya west who did it.

  12. major chileshe Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 7:43 pm

    Bt ba tumfweko u lyk that unhealthy lookin guy ayini? Evrytym u hv such a story u put his pic there,r there no better lookin guys put ther? Ngayashupa mule bikapo ine

  13. Jt Reply

    August 3, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    That baby is yours boss.Most chldren we kip are not ours.BATINGENESAMO CHABE.LADIES ARE CHOPETI.

  14. Tombolilo Reply

    August 4, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    Mmm some comments! Ok my guy it’s either the child is yours or someone wired the daylights out of your woman. Think DNA.

  15. YMCMB Reply

    August 5, 2015 at 12:41 am

    go 4 DNA.

  16. snr chief Reply

    August 5, 2015 at 10:02 am

    just keep that child he is yours
    not all babies in you balls should resemble you.growup

  17. Old Uneducated Foreigner© Reply

    August 5, 2015 at 10:45 am

    You just said that it’s you girlfriend’s baby… Not yours #DullChap

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