Did you know that you can actually get an approximate idea about the size and shape of a woman’s VAG!NA based on her facial features?
Believe it or not, Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their genitals fit together, and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination. Pretty cool huh?
Each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the VAG!NA, and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes, lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal! It is important for the PEN!S to fit perfectly within the VAG!NA for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues.
In Taoist matchmaking tradition:
1. If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short VAG!NA.
2. If she has big, thick lips, her VAG!NA is will be wide and thick.
3. If she has deep set eyes her VAG!NA will be deep.
4. A woman with ‘skinny’ eyelids will have a deep VAG!NA.
5. A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short VAG!NA.
6. A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short VAG!NA (women with short VAG!NAs should avoid men with large/long PEN!Ses to avoid damage to the cervix).
7. A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep VAG!NA. The more near sighted she is the deeper the VAG!NA.
8. A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery VAG!NA. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the VAG!NA. (Short PEN!Ses are not for you boo!)
9. A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep VAG!NA.
10. Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic VAG!NA. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘talking VAG!NA.’
11. A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry VAG!NA.
12. A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small, crooked VAG!NA. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow PEN!S.
13. If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide VAG!NA.
14. If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep VAG!NA and a strong s-exual desire.
15. If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short VAG!NA.
There are factors that can create variations of these qualities, but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman’s VAG!NA.
Test these theories out on your partner for fun and see if you can guess the shape, depth and texture of her VAG!NA by examining her facial features! It will be a fun way to deepen your fantasies about what’s between her legs.
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Ladies can u hear this? I think it’s due to PF economic failures that things are revealed te NEZ?
May God help you. Zonda uzalema. PF this, PF that, why has UPND, which you claim is full of capable leaders failed to win votes to take to State House? Come 2016, PF shall again win. The majority of Zambians remember that it was HH, a Satanist who was legally told so in the Lusaka High Court this on the 7th of this past January, 2015, that he joined Satanism way back in 1999 (Times of Zambia, Jan. 8, 2015)and we now add that him (HH) being an incest child, (her mother slept, had sex with her uncle, to produce the cursed HH), will never rule this Christian nation.
ba Mary mwasakalala chinyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You a fool,how long did it pf to successfuly ridg and win, marabish
Where can I find a woman with characteristic number 10?? I think kuti alowa saana.
Is it his fault that he is an incest child?did he choose to be born?……mind wat u say,ur also a lady.wed u be happy if anyone told u that u look like a bucket…..ni one chooses family
IWE Mwankole,researchers are simply educating you on how to choose your correct menu on the menu list.Nothing to do with pf or so called opposition parties.wakeup man!.
Pwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ine dead.ati ‘ talkin vagina’ kikikikikikikikik kwena ba tumfweko mulantombaula imbafu ba fikala.This research is bogus mwe tuma choncholi imwe,ifinyo vary in how active that engine is used chapwa!Hentai porn yalimifulunganya aini……..Pa tufweko nipa semi porn site kikikikikikikkikikiki….
after your analysis, what are you encouraging people?
the devil at work.
am sure women are sad.ba tumfweko what about fat ladies is it true that they are waterly.On my way to do that assignment.
Nosence and rubishi
ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH.
THIS Doesn’t seem true.
WHAT ABOUT MEN’S PENIS…??
Is it laziness or lack of news that you are now treating us to this gibberishe?Sell the site if you are failing to work and find news.By the way what lips does your prostitute have?
10. Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic VAG!NA. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘talking VAG!NA.’
This has really made me laugh.
To some extent this article is true with regards to the woman’s lips, whether thick or thin depicts the ……
It is true,the mouth of a woman and lips decide her vaginal outlook.A wide mouth depicts a wide vagina and long lips are a replica of long vaginal lips.For men size of a middle finger will always give a clue of what you expect.
Tiokooo!! A middle finger kwisa? If your middle finger is long with short flat finger nail, chances are that you have a thin long pen!s with the head sitting on top like a knob. Ni gear leaver ya 1958 Bedford.
I was sure this was going to be posted by Kunda kanshi nachi editor lisaka lya porno!!!
Can’t wait for my own intensive research in this area.I call upon all good ladies to avail themselves as my research assistants/samples.
Start with your relatives who are women
start with ba nyokooooooooooooooooooo
Tell as also abt men
When you are ignorant about something, the best way is to learn from others and add on knowledge to eradicated amassed ignorance instead of writing rubish comments. Tumfweko has learnt from others and want you add on knowledge. Keep it up Tumfweko, I have added more knowledge to the little I knew, i.e., the relationship between the size of mouth and the vagina. Use this timely knowledge to select a life partner.
great article! & I think I have encountered almost every description! wooo! here stated are facts but a single correction on where how many different men/guys a lady gets determines the size of her valva,period!
Nosense mwaume nshi wingakonka ukwishiba fyonse ifyo, umwaume ku nyengafye wa itila na waaaaaaaa,,,,, u even start praising her as the best uve eva met whilest ulanyenga n kumbi….
Ilyashi lya finyoo bane elyabako so cilamuntu ne cinyo cakwe.
what more Mumbi Phiri
May be Mumbi is on slot#4
I quote
4. A woman with ‘skinny’ eyelids will have a deep VAG!NA.
and also
9. A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep VAG!NA.
@Famous Idiot..ati chilamuntu nechinyo chakwe kwenna heh heh heh heh…
I’m looking at my boss and her eyes and lips are big, should I tell her what it means?
bane ar u prying by saying dis idiots
Seriously?!
Only pf idiots find such articles fascinating when the country is on brink of collapse.
Get to the tallest building where ever you are, open the window and jump to put yourself out of your misery, clown!
Kikikikiki ? ukose
width nawakwi is on slot @13.
Prof Nkandu Luo….
@sniper. Ati Widith Nawakwi ia at No. 13 coz she’s got a flat nose no wonder she is telemulaling Hambulo’s pants to suck his bolls kikikikiki bafikala kwena zoona abafyashi babwelapofye. Ni los. Anyway Jehova eukasova
interesting,some men will start experimenting
Shit