RIGGING MADE SIMPLE: How To Rig FAZ Elections

RIGGING MADE SIMPLE: How To Rig FAZ Elections

By Simaata Simaata

1 Create Clubs – Get the FAZ Council to ratify them. Find real people to poss as delegates, issue them IDs and let them vote OR advise the new clubs not to come for the meeting and use their absence – see no, 2
2 USE ABSENTEE CLUBS – Bribe some clubs not to attend. Find out those not attending. Then create fake delegates buy them suits so they look executive and let them vote.
3 BALLOT PAPERS: Print two sets. One for the Election Body. The other pre-mark them .Then give the fake or real but compromised delegates pre-marked ballots, pay them a down payment, ask them to return the ‘real’ ballots to get the bribe balance. Make sure the voting booth is secluded in the name of secrecy.
4 PICTURE: Bribe a voter and ask them to take a picture to confirm vote and pay balance.
5 VOTE COUNTING: Places opponent’s votes on the preferred candidate’s pile.
BINGO and you’re a winner!!!!

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28 Responses to "RIGGING MADE SIMPLE: How To Rig FAZ Elections"

  1. Soccer fan   March 18, 2016 at 1:44 am

    So what was the purpose of writing this on online media? Smelling a loss over the weekend? If you know the tricks of rigging, then my advice is that you use all your energy to prevent this from happening (since you know the tricks) instead of wasting that energy on online media. You maybe trying to stir up the crowd, but Zambians are too docile to join any type of demonstrations, movements etc etc

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  2. PAPA SISO   March 18, 2016 at 6:41 am

    This is chickenfeed to Great Kalu

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  3. player   March 18, 2016 at 7:38 am

    i know of a club secretary who was given gud accomodation and was given money after votin. they call it strategy remember how some where chased because of not wearin suits

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  4. Ghost dog   March 18, 2016 at 7:43 am

    Weak minds always complaining, get a life, try something else

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  5. Diaspora   March 18, 2016 at 8:09 am

    Simaata, one would really wonder what your portrayal is here, is that your rigging formula or that of some contenders?

    Indeed, fear has got many eyes.!!

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  6. Homo Heidelbergensis Dna - The study of Zemuntu Resurrection   March 18, 2016 at 8:26 am

    This chi idiot has started again. Bukalo bobe kapoli iwe. Always bringing confusion to the beautiful game

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  7. Unza   March 18, 2016 at 8:30 am

    Not convincing.

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  8. New Educated Zambia©√   March 18, 2016 at 8:34 am

    The entire government and institutions such as faz stink of pf induced corruption. When we form government in august we will clean this stinky mess out. Remain patient zambians. Aleisa Aleisa

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  9. JASON NYIRENDA   March 18, 2016 at 9:06 am

    If Kalusha wins, we will have bye elections because soon he will start appearing in court foe corruption.

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  10. Mboya Lubambe   March 18, 2016 at 9:39 am

    Simataa you really look like a an insect on the face! stop wearing those specks…..hahahahahaha

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  11. TEE TEE   March 18, 2016 at 9:47 am

    Simata your hatred for kalu will never win you anything. Already you are just confirming that you candidate Andrew Kamanga has lost and you are crying foul

    Kalu is part of the Africa 10 great personalities as confirmed by Koffi Hannan and his organisation.

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  12. Oscar   March 18, 2016 at 10:06 am

    Add your comment. Kalusha was a good player but very bad administrator

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  13. tutu   March 18, 2016 at 11:10 am

    chikala chobe waba ibolo mukanwa! how is that easy?

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  14. mayweather jr   March 18, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    That is why this man failed to lead FAZ by then, it can tell that he is useless just by the dressing it self.

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  15. IF NOT   March 18, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    Simaata has always been jealous of Kalusha’s achievements hence this nonsense. All the best Great Kalu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. The Mentalistd   March 18, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    Kalusha Bwalya was an excellent player..he is however a terrible administrator, corrupt and vengeful.

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  17. Tony Pamesa   March 18, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    Add your comment all the best Kalu…you have won the election this weekend

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  18. Hamwene   March 18, 2016 at 1:34 pm

    KAMANGA should be the president of FAZ period. Its time for some people to retire

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  19. Awe sure!   March 18, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    Awe sure! ba simataa mwaloba iliauma.mwaba ukulandalanda kwati nokusabaila. lekeni abaishiba umupila bateke. stop taking amano yapa mahat ground ku FAZ.

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  20. Allan S. Mulenga   March 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Oh come on Mr. Simataa, this is very cheap propaganda from you!

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  21. Baloteli Senior   March 18, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Simata always says kalu is vengeful but has never given examples.

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  22. samson mwansa   March 18, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    He doesn’t need to give examples,its self explanatory unless you lag behind in football affairs

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  23. samson mwansa   March 18, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Why are we so much into thinking kalu is irreplaceable? Its likely kalu will use what simataa has explained to rig as he did last times

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  24. truth hates   March 18, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    How many of you that are making noise have achieved what Kalu has achieved if not pls shut up you witch….the time for PHD is gone (pull him or her down.)

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  25. No worries   March 19, 2016 at 8:53 am

    Idiots like simaata and HH are always complaining and justfying for their failure by blaming othters.Ninshi PF yamichita mwebana bambwa imwe?

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  26. swit faza   March 19, 2016 at 11:59 am

    Pipo lyk NEZ,chinshi pf yamichita kanshi?Mind you leaders are born,not chosen,also it doesnt matter how far you run,but how you finish the race……..viva the new kid in politics…viva Edgar.

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  27. ZAMBIAN   March 19, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    so simata simata is chief rigger,let kamanga your friend use your tricks.viva kalu.

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  28. CHABBS   March 19, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    CHIKALA SIMATAA, ONCE A KING ALWAYZ A KING, VIVA KING KALU.

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