BREAKING NEWS : A Day Before Elections Scheme To Purpote That Sata Is Dead Unearthed As Siamana Confirms Zim Police Presence

Tumfweko has execlusively unearthed a scheme and ploy by the Movement for Multi-party Democracy (MMD) of sending messages to the people of the republic of Zambia a day before elections are held that will purporte that Patriotic Front (PF) Strongman, Micheal Sata is dead.
Highly placed sources have disclosed this to Tumfweko that Zambians should be on the alert a day before elections as a message will be sent to people perpetuating that PF Leader Michael Sata is dead so as to confuse voters by the MMD.
In a related development, the MMD has embarked and started to make ‘robo calls’ to Zambians via this number: +12345678901 which is a pre-recorded message from republican president and MMD strongman Rupiah Bwezani Banda, extolling his performance and asking for the receiver of the call a vote.
Close sources have however wondered on the kind of privacy Zambians have looking at the phone numbers the MMD will be using and how they accessed the central database of phone numbers from the Telecommunications Companies.
‘That too has raised a number of questions, its like, we are not safe in our own country’ said the source.
Meanwhile, contrary to Inspector General of police, Francis Kabonde’s lie and denial that Zambia police has not engaged Zimbabwean police force, his spokesperson, Ndandula Siamana confirmed that Zimbabwean Police are actually in the country to train as police recruits.
This will be the first time Zim police will train in Zambia.
Ndandula was on UNZA radio today(tuesday) morning.
And sources have further disclosed that Zim Police are to be deployed on the Copperbelt, Lusaka, Northern provinces to curb what they term ‘expected post election’ violence after 9/20.
Zimbabwean Police are on the record of being the most barbaric, nonsense givers and cruel when it comes to curbing violence in Zimbabwe.

29 Responses to "BREAKING NEWS : A Day Before Elections Scheme To Purpote That Sata Is Dead Unearthed As Siamana Confirms Zim Police Presence"

  1. Electrical engineer   August 30, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    I think zambia police are not ready to protect us in this country,so it is the duty of each citizen to take necessary measures even it means taking out those unregistered firearms to protect urselves.am ready to die for my vote.not bafikala baletwangala kumano atase.

  2. Musamba Chama Mumba   August 30, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    Desperate MMD.

  3. Peacefull Cadre   August 31, 2011 at 6:28 am

    Win or loose, do not get violent. It would be a stupid move to die for a vote. We need peace throughout the elections. Get the mentality of being violent from your heads, we are going to ruin our country please napapata.

  4. douglas   August 31, 2011 at 7:37 am

    zim police b ready 4 ma boot coz i wont allow any forein police 2 touch.atase ma rubbish…

  5. Black Pimpernel   August 31, 2011 at 8:45 am

    If you are not ready to die for your freedom then it would have been better if you were not free at all. I’ll be peace so as long the elections are free and fair. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots.

  6. A pimp named slick back   August 31, 2011 at 8:52 am

    this time guys its nayonayo.

  7. viva   August 31, 2011 at 9:27 am

    cant wait for 20th september to pass. cant handle this rubbish. Why is it so hard for African leaders n not all anyway but most of them to go with integrity and respect, why is MMD desparate to cling to power so badly like this. ngatabalekufwaya kuyafye!! twapapata!! moreover its not even healthy for developments sake to have the same people for a long time in power!! People lets make a change,anyone else except the MMD.

  8. Skillz   August 31, 2011 at 9:53 am

    The worst thing this desperate MMD z doin z to luk upon us the zambians as fools when they are double wat they think of us…One tym they say this en the nxt day they say sumthin else. arnt they the ones who refuted that issue on the media ZNBC??? Desperate thieves!!!!!! MMD z full of SHIT

  9. peter(accountant)   August 31, 2011 at 9:56 am

    but kwena……these pipo are stupid

  10. Fintu fyabo   August 31, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Can they blame us if we start a war.they need 2 thnk abt th consiquences of their actions.as 4 u Mugabe,stay away 4m zambian politics.chqala.

  11. ferriman   August 31, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    nothing shall change our mind as pf caders nt to vote MCS,even at the point of his death we are going to cast our votes on him nakunipa coffine ku posapo

  12. Morris   August 31, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Kabonde must GO!

  13. larissa   August 31, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    What kind of rubbishi is this? why th change in the statement from zim police force passing thru Zam to DRC has now taken a different turn iyo this is proper desperation for the Mwandia Mweka Daddy Party we shall see were this rubish will go our God is fully awaken.If really Zam does not the capacity to handle its affairs in terms of been under stuffed why didnt the taken in more recruits all this while?

  14. SPEAKINGTIME   August 31, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    NEVER SHOULD THEY CALL ME

  15. Muselala kwakaba   August 31, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    Nkabatuka nagu its a recorded message. period

    Donchi kubeba.

  16. Mushinka Pabwato   August 31, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    Pa mwebo nelyo Yesu akesa kwisa,nimwe mukesa kumupokelela….Pantu mwebo ukufwa kwabanenu ninsansa,ici ciletulanga fye apabuta tutu ukutinelyo ba Levy batushile mwebo shali ninsansa tekumona mwa butukile napacifulo ukwabula nokuipekanya mwasuka mwaonula na party yabanenu.

  17. katz   August 31, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    this is waste ever compaign in the history of this country .we are in the last days.please mmd stop be inhuman and look to the aLRIGHT God.

  18. shoes   August 31, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Pliz let’s not do something tht will claim inocent pipos lives in wars women and children suffer the most,let’s be peaceful and think abt our aunts,mothers,nieces,sisters,daughtser,let’s change govt in peace

  19. DON'T MMD   August 31, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Good news good news vote 4 PF 4 lower tax

  20. donchi kubeba   September 1, 2011 at 8:57 am

    God comes in the picture even when the Zambians won’t take a stand. God has injected a principle in this universe. God has said that all men must respect the dignity and worth of all human personality, “And if you don’t do that, God will take charge.” It seems this morning that I can hear God speaking. I can hear him speaking throughout the universe, saying, “Be still and know that I am God. And if you don’t stop, if you don’t straighten up, if you don’t stop exploiting people, I’m going to rise up and break the MMD backbone of your power. And your power will be no more!”
    And the power of libya is no more. I looked at egypt. I looked at ivory coast. And I thought about the MMD that boast.its the pipo with their God ad its the pipo with their Angel micheal,,doo dooo dooo donchi kubeba!!!

  21. Pabwato   September 1, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Sata or no Sata – Ifwe ni pabwato…. would rather vote for a dead Sata than Rubbish Banda —– Pabwato fwe pakanokubunda ……… nankwenakwe.

  22. Banda   September 1, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Pabwato, we know that now Gadaffi era is over. So RB will not declare himself winner when he loses like Bagbo then call in his freins from the Zimbabwe. This not Ivory Coast. So the repeat of Ivory coast will not happen in Zambia. RB keep rubbing the nose and wet for that day. It will drip diarrhea. Pa Bwato ifwe ba True Blue! Viva Pabwato Abash RB and MMD

  23. Banda   September 1, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    By the way monitors should be allowed on all ZAF choppers where last time they used to rig. ECZ should make it mandatory to have monitors on the helicopters. Last time no monitors where on these tools of rigging. There was only the pilot and his co who was used to rig election on areas purported to be remote. PF please fight for this! ABASH CORRUPT ECZ, ABASH CORRUPT MMD, ABASH HH THE PROSTITUTE, ABASH CHIEF JUSTICE. VIVA ZAMBIA, VIVA PF VIVA SATA

  24. Eno   September 1, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Media. Be careful the way you publish these stories. You might end up causing anarchy in our beloved country. Your story does sound authentic. Give us proof and names not just speculating by saying ati “close sources”. Which one? The Post?

  25. sima ujne   September 3, 2011 at 7:14 am

    Zim must go back to theirs

  26. pankolokoooo   September 6, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Batumfweko we know you are PF, but please do not incite people to cause anarchy because you will not be there to protect them when there is mayhem. Behave like a respectable tabloid

  27. stanyoko   September 8, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    bafikala fya wishi go back to pussy land stanyoko matole zim police

  28. DJ SHADOW on radio   September 8, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Infact i hav already started recieving SMS’s 4rm BANDA4Z asking me to vote 4 da CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT & UNDEMOCRATIC Rupiah Banda. i blame airtel 4 giving up my numba. othawiz ni DON’T KUBEBA. VOTE SATA VOTE PA BWATO

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