A Zimbabwean man appealed to police for help after being ordered to pay lobola and marry a goat he was allegedly seen having sex with. According to Nehandaradio the 34-year-old was caught sexually abusing the goat last Wednesday night by the animal’s owners.
The Sithole family is said to have assaulted him before dumping the animal at his homestead and demanding lobola. “This was not the first time that Dziva has been caught red-handed being intimate with the neighbour’ goats,” a local villager told reporters.
“He however, got himself into trouble this time when the Sithole family decided to dump their goat at his home. They are demanding that he pays lobola and take the goat as his wife.”
Negotiations between the two families to resolve the issue collapsed, forcing Dziva to appeal to the police for help. Officers at Mvuma Police Station referred the matter to the local chief.
Dziva admitted being found in the Sithole family’s goats’ pen but dismissed allegations he had been intimate with the animal.
“It’s only a suspicion, I was not caught red-handed but they (Sithole family) claim that their goat is pregnant and they are demanding that I pay for that,” he told the newspaper.
“If they found me in there (goat pen), does that mean I was being intimate with their goat?” A local headman said the matter had since been referred to the chief.
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lock the man and the judge and slaughter the goat and give the meat to lions in zoo
What if the man decide to slaughter the goat and eat it, will he be accused of murdering his wife?
whats with some men and their DIKS? If they are not sexually abusing their own kids & neighbours they are out there chasing goats, pigs and chickens, perverts!
Only solution is to castrate them when caught red-handed but just because a man is found in a goat pen that does not make him guilty of beastiality maybe he went in there to steal the goat for slaughtering as ‘muchopo meat’ to sell at the tarvens.
What a shameful story
What a wife, a goat can make. Imagine how the bed room can be looking.
If this were to be replicated in Zambia, I wonder how many Bantustans would be forced to marry their cows and pigs. They would be made to marry cows and charged bull for Lobola, problem solved
Foools.
Zimbabwe en its wierd stories.
So is ther child goin 2 b a halfcaste?
I PERSONALLY INTRODUCED SEX IN ZIMBABWE A MONTH AGO,LET THEM BE ITS NEW TO THEM,NWAY FOOOLS.
How can a 34 year old man penetrate a goat? If his dick is that small then it’s deformed and can’t function. Leave the man alone or charge him for trespassing. Maaalabishi!
Ati he wasn’t being intimate with the goat? Then what was he doing there anyway? Sanakambe we! His track record is bad even if he wasn’t caught red-handed. Serves him right!
Rubbish it doesnt make sense.
the only way is to kill the got and the man shound pay for that.
People who ate michopa at Simusokwe n matero, we mst b ashmd. We ate our pals “wife”. Mbuzi has it got a NINI?. Bt bleam AMERICA. They say its ok to Nyenga animals. Wina aza nyenga Elephant pa last.
MSANA WANZILI tombanoko chikala chobe.What have we tongas done in Zambia to be hated by idiots like you.If Tongas sleep with cows then NOKO ICHINYO and she slept with a dog to bear you.
Let the man go to America were sleeping with animals is legal.
So pipo r crazy hw can a person ma lov 2 a goat nd hw can he marry a goat is dat possible??
In America f***ing a goat is nolonger a crime. So let pay the lobola and marry her so he cud be f***ing as and whenever he wants
So Bantustans are also victims of animal HUSBANDRY
When I saw the head line the first thing that came to my mind was Mazabuka, kansi ni Zim Zim. Nibunfwiti ubu.
chilbit
Walifulungana, did i mention any tribe? kapenene ukutali. Next time insult in your language cimambala iwe
@msana wanzili boi hold yo breath,what has tongas got 2 do with ths? spare thm 4 God sake.
Imagine having a goat for a mulamu!!
Bembas have been intermarrying with monkeys since time immemorial. That is why they ussually make such gymnastics even with seriuos issues of governance.
some pipo are possessed to sexual demons,where are we heading i have 27 girls can’t manage to find one along side the bars.
lord come and take us home we are tired of silly things
Miss mwine mushi I need to talk with you! The rest of you are all crazy, kekeke!
CHIBITA! not cool. Insltin yo pals mum? God have mercy on u. Do u wnt 2 show that u cn inslt? Waitaya. Da mum dost knw anythg. U HAVE JUST GIVEN YOUR SLF BAD LUCK. U stink.
Not even a dog can bonk a goat elyo ichimuntu chayako? Amaule ubwingi atase you r sick!
Zimbabwe and sex awe mwe??????????? they need prayers.
Aba gole gole ninshi ubushilu kanshi!
I gues they trid to ask the goat n it jst said..’mmmeeeèé! N with eyes lyk dat, dat goat had great orgazm. Panyo pake. I hope the goat shited on his dick. N u knw matuvi ya mbuzi
Ba Deks mwatombe Imbwa mwa amba ukutubosela. Chikala chenu mwaimfwa. Wiso itole
Pliz pipo stop insulting each other pa tumfwenko after all we ar all zambians.tongas just accept the fact that HH wil neva be president!!!
Hey guys stop insulting,u all have dicks so what the fuck.I mean stop bothering the Tonga people and u the Tonga people stop yo tribalism,u just think u owe Zambia!!Anyway,guys stop havng evil thoughts of admiring animals!
Pay lobola, slaughter the goat and make a braii for your self foolish chap.
Very soon will be a vagetarian,cant imagine eating pipo’s simens.
Zimbabwe again ukutemwa ukutomba
Ssssiiiiiiicccccqqqqqq!!!!!!!!!””’
The nigga denied de allegations bt admits bein found in de goat pen. De question is wat ws he doin there. He rly need a wife N i think he went 2 propose de poor sheep if at all he did nt put it (dick) inside. Homosepians,,,,,, wank! wank nigga wank! dats hw ril dude do it if u can’t find one N nt animalia.
Atase….shit this nigga is a f***k. nama shilu ekoyaka!!! he shud just marry the goat. & guys stop insulting ech other sure…a;aa
uwutombele imbushi niumbi, imwe mwatampa uku ituka…
People of zambia let’s learn to respect one another. Am hurt by many commenters, am tonga by tribe but suddened by how am being insulted by man of you, bembas pliz let’s respect each other. Tumfweko looks to me lyk a satan owned media because there is no way people can insult each other like this and do absolutely nothing. Zambians let’s us grow, why do we like politicising all issues. We need comments that add value to the reader.
Crazy story, ukutemwa ifyakusheta
Yeah wamona ka chikala ukutomba imbushi ulekwata ba mpundu 4,onesyd umuntu da otha syd pepe bukala bobe…
the sithole family is somehow out of their senses, how can a man impregnant a goat.
heheheheh funny let him marry the goat nw.. After all he was humping while in stables wat can stop him in bed… Bt kwena where is the world going 2.. I wonder
Iwe dicks or deks or wateva you call yourself,what gives the audacity to belittle bembas when deep down in your heart you greatly admire them.Oh please grow up you dimwit and gon’ga excuse of a person.
Nowa tombele imbushi has a his dick 4 a brain.He thinks with his dick thats why he’s able 2 fuck anything that moves inclusive of animals.What a true dick head.