The demand by Uganda women to have a clause in the Domestic Relations Bill that allows them to divorce men with bigger organs is something interesting because it confuses one on what exactly women want. This bill has got a lot of controversial stuff in it but let me concentrate on this issue for now to see if it makes sense to people out there.
We are afraid we look at this issue in different ways but either way, we think when people decide to get married, these are some of the things they should be ready to put up with. It will be a travesty to marriage if people start divorcing each other because either of their sexual organs has ballooned for some reason. It can only make sense if the divorce is asked when the relationship is at its early stages because there it can be argued that the person did not know exactly what they were getting themselves into, but not when the relationship has been there for a long time. People should learn to appreciate certain things about each other outside the bedroom, and I believe it is what has kept our grandfathers in marriage for ages.

Penis size and economy
Some research shows how strongly the average sizes of male organ were associated with GDPs of various countries between 1960 and 1985 according to a paper presented by Tatu Westling of the University of Helsinki in 2011. It was argued here that the average size [the erect length, to be precise] of male organ in population has a strong predictive power of economic development during the period. The exact causality can only be speculated at this point but the correlations are robust. The `male organ hypothesis’ put forward here suggests that penises carry economic significance.

Male organ was found to experience an inverted U-shaped relationship with GDP in 1985. The GDP-maximizing length was identified at around 13.5 centimeters. One striking result is the collapse in GDP after male organ exceeds the length of 16 centimeters. At that time, it was noted that countries where men have penises below 12 centimeter were less developed and these were mainly the Asian countries. Let’s leave Africa out of this argument for reasons I will explain below.

The average growth rates from 1960 to 1985 were found to be negatively correlated with the sizes of male organs: unit centimeter increase in its physical dimension was found to reduce GDP growth by 5 to 7% between 1960 and 1985. Furthermore, quite remarkable was the finding that male organ alone could explain 20% of the between-country variation in GDP growth rates between 1960 and 1985.

The physical dimension of male organ varies considerably across countries, the average being 14.5 centimeters. For example, South Korea and Zaire [now Dem. Rep. of the Congo] have average sizes of 9.66 and 17.93 centimeters, respectively according to on the link France’s average size is 16.1 centimeters while that of UK is 13.9 centimeters. To be honest, I don’t know how these guys got all these results but the figures here are interesting.

Now Africa is still poor compared to other continents yet it is well known that men of all long and big sizes come from there. The researchers put this down to other factors other than the size of the penis, i.e. poor political governance, diseases, malnutrition and regular conflicts on the continent. But then again, may be our current leaders have got smaller penises and that is why we are in this mess. I wish there is a way we can find out about this to test this theory. May be if we all chip in and bribe the first ladies on the continent, it will make this research a bit easier. But if this argument is true, then it looks like the Americans may get out of recession soon if they stick with Barack Obama in the White House for a second term running.

May be this argument may have helped Obama become a president in the first place following a report compiled in 2006 by some newspaper about the penis sizes of Republicans. A reporter was allegedly able to obtain medical records of over 100 leading politicians and Cabinet members in Washington. Condoleezza Rice was asked what a good penis size was and how it might affect the female vote in the elections. Ms Rice stretched her fingers to indicate a good size and it was apparent that most of the men among the Republicans did not measure up. She thought as far as the female vote was concerned, it would hurt them. Bill Friest, Republican United States Senator representing Tennessee, spoke up and said “His wife said that size did not matter and he thought most women felt this way”. Ms Rice responded “What women say and what women want are two different things”. Friest apparently looked puzzled by her response. The rest is history because Republicans indeed lost the elections to democrats.

However, it has been found that there is no coleration between a man’s height and the length of his penis. Why many women still think “height” is more important than other physical features of males, I guess we will never know. Put height together with penis size, for example, and explain the aesthetics and beauty that some women use in mate selection. For instance, average heights did increase between 1750 and 1875 among European populations because of improvements in diets and increases in intakes of calories but this did not necessarily reflect an increase in their penis heights. Indeed the evidence that dimensions of body parts and penile lengths are correlated is mixed. Also there is no evidence to suggest that a man’s shoe size and penile length are related.

A columnist in USA wrote in 2006 on website World Net Daily that use of soy products leads to reduced penis size and higher rates of male homosexuality. I guess scientists are still trying to find out why some people claim to be gay since their childhood after findings revealed in 1980s that higher testosterone levels among gay men are as often as among heterosexuals. In 1984 Heino Meyer-Bahlburg, a neurobiologist at Columbia University, analyzed the results of twenty-seven studies undertaken to test the hormone theory which used to be claimed by some people as explanation for being gay. He found that there is no difference between the testosterone or estrogen levels of homosexual and heterosexual men.

This columnist wrote that when you feed your baby soy formula, you’re giving him or her equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby’s endocrine system just can’t cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.

He also revealed that Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.

To carry that theory a little further, maybe penis size is the reason for gay men not having normal relationships with women; they are embarrassed by the size of their members. Therefore, those who systematically engage in anal sex have smaller than normal penises, affording their partners less damage. It is a fact that many men obsess over penis size, weaker minded males often engage in transference.
So guys, it looks like penis size does not really matter in anything depending where you are standing. I guess my Chinese friends would say: ‘Dude, the only one who has an issue about your penis size is you and the brainless ladies in Uganda. I have enough on my mind with trying to figure out how to become a superpower, calculating different responses I get from Americans by supporting dictators in Africa, and trying to fit in enough time for sleep and work, which I wish I had the luxury of time to think about what size penis you have. I really don’t have that time, so it looks like I’m out of luck.”

Anyway, the bottom line is that this issue should be carefully looked at when writing the final piece of the Domestic Relations Bill. Think about it: a chap in Australia killed his wife after she teased him about his penis size and this is something that may cause problems for us in future if we put such issues on a paper. This is a genuine Australian case, but even as a hypothetical one, it’s interesting.

95 Responses to "UGANDA Women Want Law That ALLOWS Them To DIVORCE Men With BIGGER PENIS"

  1. mary   January 10, 2012 at 6:33 pm


  2. mike   January 10, 2012 at 6:38 pm


  3. janet c   January 10, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    Just because one has a big number, does not mean he can satisfy a woman. You see problem is that big-numbered men are damn lazy and do not even make the effort to try exciting angles and things ku bed! So you may boast of a big one, but are completely hopeless ku bed. Whilst some have small or medium ones, but women enjoy because they know exactly what to do with their small/medium number!!!

  4. beautiful sergeant   January 10, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Very alarming title.anyway Check your weight

  5. Dmx   January 10, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Thos sayn evn a small one can do a gud job jus wnt 2 justify their misfortune.

  6. katwishi mwandi   January 10, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    ya medium size is good and those with small try their best to satisfy women. Men with big dicks mainly hurt women whle they enjoy. Divorce them fast. Kikiki but kasankala fulu ka chongololo fupi apa or doyo ya baby

  7. Jerry   January 10, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    When you read trough this story, it sounds to be more acardemic to a layman. The author of this story should have taken time to find out more from these women in Uganda as to why they have embarked on this exercise. I believe that the person who feels it knows it better. These acardemic illustrations will just complicate and confuse the whole thing.

  8. alidon   January 10, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    I think somebody needs to do his homework before writing such aticles,does it mean that, we have nomore news here in zambia for you to write such staff.What about Obama how does he come in!

  9. Long dick   January 10, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    Damn, this is sum bullshit. ladies want good sex, what matters is how a nigga controls his dick. “big or small” it can be handled.

  10. twiumfwako   January 10, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    Ma ma ma ma ma ma! Women can fake orgasm. If you have a small dick and think you make women cum, bakubepafye. They just wanna maintain a marriage or relationship with you, meamwhile they get real orgasm elsewhere where there is a 17cm long dick. Kalelilako nefyabufi but tapali nefyo kaleumfwa. Maaalabishi!.

  11. salter   January 10, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    Damn u must b depresd if u gat an over size jerry springer reject.coz it cant stay hard 4 2mins.average men too fine especialy wen u kno the pedigree.hit them coners en switch lens wen u shift them geers.after that sholly wana put my name on that licence plate

  12. DJ KANGS   January 10, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    its like people havnt understood, the writer’s analysis fully. Especialy with the conections btwen big penis,dgp and politicians. MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, ITS BETA TO KIP QUEIT THAN TALKING NONSENSE AND INSULTS OVER SOMETHING U DIDNT GET FULLY. To a critical eye, this article is worth reading but to an ordinary eye, this article is useless. LETS COMENT SENSE AND NOT NONSES!!!

  13. Kantwa   January 11, 2012 at 2:53 am

    some men have tree limbs for penises. How can you enjoy sex like that!

  14. DOLLAR BILLS   January 11, 2012 at 7:28 am


  15. DOLLAR BILLS   January 11, 2012 at 7:29 am


  16. Tonga Steel   January 11, 2012 at 7:32 am

    Am comfortable with my 18.5cm lone finger. I like it when the ladies say ‘ooooooh thank you’

  17. GDP AND PENIS SIZE   January 11, 2012 at 8:00 am

    The article is unnecessary..and an insult to the male folk.

  18. SM   January 11, 2012 at 8:15 am

    Those fellows with extra judicial dicks will be so much welcomed in Russia av been there and women there appreciate n treasure African men since their men have baby dicks.Yallah guys lets got to Russia.

  19. Watchman over Watchdog-Galileo Galilei is back!   January 11, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Superstitious research. Surely GDP and penises? What correlation can be there? Level of testosterone and productivity? What?

  20. Sadziwa   January 11, 2012 at 9:51 am

    How many times are you going to get married if you want to jump from penis to the next one? Or are you going to propose that you ask the guy you want to get married to to show you his dick before you get married?

  21. beautiful sergeant   January 11, 2012 at 9:51 am

    @ dollar bills. simply apply rub on or vicks kingo to yours just wen about to make bro u will never be de same again. kindly update us after action

  22. Mr wise   January 11, 2012 at 10:39 am

    Maybe this could be the cause of women’s infidelity, the quest to look for a required dic.Can it be one of the soln to reduce women’s infidelity?

  23. Abantu Baya   January 11, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Kikiki. You spend years trying to expand you penis only to be rejected coz its become too big. Iyo ndiye agony.

  24. Watchman over Watchdog-Galileo Galilei is back!   January 11, 2012 at 11:30 am

    We start parading naked then the brides go round checking the required sizes. the penises have to be up as the inspection is going on. Then you move to another round of the test. You jump into bed to test the actual performance of the various sizes. Four dicks per day. 7cm first, one round. 10cm next and so on and so forth. The woman records performance in terms of endurance, enjoyment, art or skill etc on her score card.

    Then we await results to be announced as to who the preferred dick or man is. Then marriage arrangements follow.

    What do you think guys?

  25. pano chola   January 11, 2012 at 11:42 am

    hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! men its yo turn now. anyway i dot enjoy sex wit maa… coz of the same. he has a vry big dick infact im dumping him too. he doesnt satisfy me coz it pains so hw does he expect me to enjoy wen it pains???????????

  26. Mother-Something!   January 11, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    all the woman i have screwed say my dick is big and nice so i have a track load of woman thank God they are zambian….all you with small dicks please catch a ox-wagon to Uganda where your women size are. if i srew yuor girl that’s it u will be history.@Pano chalo give me ur number i do u nicely so u can forever appreciate a big size one.

  27. eric malambo   January 11, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    imwe bantu hahaha honestly just be content with your size cz that is just you weh! big or small ndiwe muntu

  28. mich   January 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    men and BIG dicks……………. WINA azazipaya kusakila vokulisila dick

  29. Me   January 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    If this were true, China would be the poorest country in the world.

  30. jm   January 11, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    big dick —- ladies become prostitutes or consult them how they enjoy all types of dicks no prostute ever complains they just enjoy

  31. cute   January 11, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    The worst thing is sleeping around with different women when you know your **** is too small. muleikalafye

  32. Watchman over Watchdog-Galileo Galilei is back!   January 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Me,I agree with you. The issue of dick sizes and GDP. What about China?

  33. Patrick   January 11, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    There is nothing like this in Uganda. it is not even in the Domestic relations Bill. This zambian fake Jounalist is a liar. I am uganda and nothing of this no sense has ever been discussed in the parliament.

  34. COOX   January 12, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Umuntu Mukoshi.
    White women love it Big so it can b wise 2 Export Ugandan men n Import white men in Uganda..
    They should bring some dare men here coz 90% Zambian women cant complain..

  35. lil gin   January 12, 2012 at 11:13 am

    kumu tomba nangu fya kalipa.
    .He he he he he

  36. DAG   January 12, 2012 at 11:28 am

    men should also be allowed to divorce women with oversized virginas and small breasts and small ass.

  37. KMANN,Lumwana   January 15, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    Guys, guys, guys really,lets do our home work.The vagina adapts to any natural penis size.What matters about sex’n satisfaction is how you conduct yourselves, how you do it.If others get satisfied by master(bay)tion, what more with a spouse.(ADVICE) First thing first,get to know the GIZMO, the CONVINIENCE that runs down your spouse easily, and when you start LEAGUE, stay focused and take your time on how you trot round the field with the ball from behind to score. Dont rely on penaulties,there is no referee.Otherwise the Uganda issue is without sense, really NUMBSKULL, or maybe it is misquoted. In east and west Africa there is tendence of men using muti(VUVUZELA) that enlargens penes abnormally and I feel this may be it a HITBACK CAMPAIGN by women.

  38. Kombwe   January 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Watch out here i cum !!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Small tight ass   January 24, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    Women, you are not honest. How can you marry a man before taking him on a TEST DRIVE? When tha bed is good, its tha time to upgrade tha status.

  40. petnazia   January 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Size of the penis doesn’t matter,but the performance contract.
    The main disadvantage of having a big penis is the inability to perform due to the perception that it covers the circumference of a vagina,regardless of its elasticity.
    So guys,lets reason and bear the consequences.

  41. Naijaboy   January 26, 2012 at 9:03 am

    come on guys! this writer is just yanking your chain! Hehehehe

  42. Diplomacy   January 26, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Be real&natural pipo…’s better 2 be proud of yo dick whether huge or tiny what matters z 2 fulfil it’s intended purpose!!!!

  43. Cale kenya   January 28, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    Now mine is very short so

  44. nowizy   March 7, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    i thnk wen 2pipo r geting married i thnk they reach a point of knowing each atha….this does nt mak sence

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