BREAKING NEWS: Two Zambian Intelligence Officers Stripped Naked In RSA

BREAKING NEWS: Two Zambian Intelligence Officers Stripped Naked In RSA

Unconfirmed  reports coming from Johannesburg are that two Zambian intelligence officers were yesterday stripped naked in the Republic of South Africa.

Two of the Zambian intelligence officers who  were  sent on inter-state cooperative seminar  on 21st May were stripped naked by alleged prostitutes they hooked from Summit Strippers Club in Johannesburg.

The officers who were found unconscious were believed to have been drugged with some depressant drug and could only be resuscitated at a nearby clinic.

They lost all their money, laptops, flash discs and all clothes. Arrangements are being done to get them back to avoid further diplomatic embarrassments.

115 Responses to "BREAKING NEWS: Two Zambian Intelligence Officers Stripped Naked In RSA"

  1. Samfya   May 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Ilyashi lyaba Tumfweko!

  2. snr pastor   May 24, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    Too bad for you guys. Hop you did it before being dragged!!! be careful next tym.

  3. Brotherman   May 26, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    It is normal. The brothers were tourists and prostitution is a tourist attraction in any country world over. It was just a bad night for them.

  4. dice   May 26, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    prostitues eishh

  5. Tonga Bull   May 26, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    that is what happens when you employ dull pf cadres as intelligence officers

  6. florence kapapula   May 30, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Boi,

    I got that information from tumfweko.com,just for your information since you are my friend.

    martha

  7. Klinsman   June 1, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    wapya baisa…

  8. George   June 1, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    Let the officers resign before been cashiered

  9. BIG BEMBA   June 11, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Zambians pliz jackup with south african prostitutes. I mean injecting strong drugs in a man is the only way of making sure that these prostitutes have completely audited you and take away all coppers and gold. You are lucky that you kitwe men are still alive. Ask us malawians about Joni prostitutes.They audited and drained our MP Late Chafukira when he was enjoying with the prostitutes in a hotel in that country-joni. Finally they killed our mp.He was an active mp. In other ways he went to Joni energetically but the guy came back in a coffins after closing his eyes for good. So these you stupid and useless intelligence officers were lucky so that its just their small tools which have been exposed amongst the Zulu.Fooliest south african prostitutes.

  10. majory   June 13, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    its a shameful thing really. nokutemwa tweno

  11. Raymond   June 15, 2012 at 11:40 am

    ooshiiii

  12. Raymond   June 15, 2012 at 11:41 am

    ..fyola.

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  14. chishimba   August 26, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    it is normal although one wounder the intelligence skills these guys have if strippers would strip them off of not only the clothes but everything the had including data they have stored in those laptops. it is sad no wounder these guys miss inform our presidents

  15. BBC   December 10, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Danny sang that song about the some, Please pay some attention to some u call Zed music