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Pastor Caught Solving Pregnancy Issue By Having S*x With Member


Obviously she went for a solution to her saddening problem, to someone she could really explain how she feels. Surprisingly the pastor, like a doctor, who had gained confidence, took advantage of this to solve her problem. The result will definitely be known in 9months, that is if her husband lets her live till then.

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132 Responses to Pastor Caught Solving Pregnancy Issue By Having S*x With Member

  1. x

    May 30, 2012 at 9:59 am

    f.u.c.k f.uc.ker f.uck.est

  2. janet c

    May 30, 2012 at 10:00 am

    look at the chibelo..

  3. Uncle P

    May 30, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Aah! ABUSAAAAA…….

  4. Ubunyo

    May 30, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Hire the same pastor to solve problems in UPND..the Bantustans need a head bust up to the asss…May be they can do straight things without bendin 4 a handjob….

  5. Faraday

    May 30, 2012 at 10:06 am

    is that the same pastor?

  6. Wakumelo lutangu

    May 30, 2012 at 10:15 am

    Too b bad

  7. Wakumelo lutangu

    May 30, 2012 at 10:18 am

    infact its a big mistake to adress hm as a pastor.

  8. Sniper

    May 30, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Power of th pussy….power of th Dick…ivi vintu vinzuna even pa mat or pa pansa…ba tumfweko th story z 2 short…z this zed…chi pastor mu missionary position manje ngati yakana kuchoka…chikala surrounded by candles until yazime that’s wen he will finish

  9. upnd

    May 30, 2012 at 10:25 am

    you ubunyo,if u think there are problems in upnd.u are the problem yourself.u nid the same pastor.y cant you tok of wat you have read than bringing in ather issues u dnt knw?shame on u!!!!

  10. Tonga Bull

    May 30, 2012 at 10:33 am

    Ubunyo you are on spot…too much kamikaze politics in UPND…

  11. EDUCATED

    May 30, 2012 at 10:36 am

    Tumfweko, your story lacks credibility. Your so called journalists are very unprofessional. That is not a story & it’s not worth publishing.

  12. chilu04

    May 30, 2012 at 10:39 am

    thats what she wanted,good job ba PASTOR.

  13. Pastor

    May 30, 2012 at 10:45 am

    Now the Bantustan party want an alliance with Nevers and MMD…first whts yo aim? who lead? So they think they can use him for Bemba vote? We know HH as Hakaitombela Heka,how will he share the share the pusssy with Nevers this time when he failed before…..suck my cowdang bungalow coz the one is so flovoured….

  14. GUN

    May 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

    The guy in the picture has missed the target,anyway that should have been clip from a Nigerian movie. Now why couldnt she shout? It was planned by the same b!tch.

  15. umu zedian

    May 30, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Some kadies plis muletontonkaya. Honestly u cant think and sence and read some situations? Y not saying no to such stupid and devilish pipo calling them selves pastors. Balesebanya ishina lya kwa LESA. If such an idiot pastor says to u that he will solve yo prblems by having sex, u cant think that its bad? Shame,shame,shame. Ifibanakashi fimo……..

  16. Samfya

    May 30, 2012 at 11:06 am

    This can never be intercourse. Gun is right this must be a nigerian movie. Where sex is happening the grass sufers and men and women turn into lions and lionesses. Ba Tumfweko try to get credible news what is wrong with you?

  17. Barca 10

    May 30, 2012 at 11:07 am

    How I wish I was this pastor,elo chili namabelo chigelo ichi.

  18. ray1

    May 30, 2012 at 11:10 am

    Is he a pastor or a witch doctor?

  19. Pulamasaka

    May 30, 2012 at 11:26 am

    sometimes women behave so dull ..eish!!

  20. janet c

    May 30, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Can whoever posted using my name STOP it – it is illegal to masquarade and use flase identity – remember that your URL can be traced

  21. janet c

    May 30, 2012 at 11:28 am

    ..and I have no comment on this story – insufficient information in the article to warrant an objective comment

  22. jamoka

    May 30, 2012 at 11:38 am

    what a shame!!!!!!!!!!1

  23. LongJohn

    May 30, 2012 at 11:44 am

    How true is it that he is a pastor. It’s bad…what a world.

  24. STUNT 101

    May 30, 2012 at 11:54 am

    It not the pastor in the pic bt me n Janet C. we have even got a ka video iris style.

  25. Hugo Suave

    May 30, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Well I think he may have just lost his salvation right there unless he’s serious about getting it back, he needs to do some serious repenting, apologize to the man who’s wife he’s been sleeping with and actually practice what he preaches otherwise looks like another False Prophet to me.. We are definitely in the last days… Lord Have Mercy

  26. Greg Kadimba

    May 30, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Ama pastor, most of them are like screwing

  27. Tondolo musuma

    May 30, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    nechimpwena banamayo. y did nt she shout for help it was an agreement period.

  28. Janet C

    May 30, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    People, am very sorry for the stupid comments I’ve been making here…am just a horny bitch.

  29. Umusambashi

    May 30, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    Kaya… Wht pastor wld do that! Only a devil worshiper…obviously ni nganga rockng her… Women and witch doctors….

  30. 123

    May 30, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    NEWS..X-minister keneth konga colapses whilest being interogated

  31. ku

    May 30, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    bane ninshi why do pipo lyk sex so much that they fail to reason…shame

  32. mpangula Mputyu

    May 30, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Kenneth Konga, Former Minister of Energy has collapsed during interogation by the task force on Corruption. he he he. They want to grab the Hotel he has been building as suspected to be Proceeds of crime. lelo. he is losing it same with RB’s son Andrew to lose the house as that is where the corrupt signing of the 2% exstortion case took place. Ala case ya Proceed of Crime yalatupwisha.

  33. Bantu Botatwe

    May 30, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    This is not a Pastor.
    This is a Sangoma looking at the ritual clothes.
    Postor can not wear such materials in this age.
    Clothes tells a lot of story.
    Could have been a dram club acting in Chongwe.

  34. janet c

    May 30, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    @ STUNT 101 – if you are so poor and those are the kind of environments that you shag women, then please I beg, leave me out of this one!! I wouldn’t dare shag a man who can’t afford a decent place to shag

  35. spectator

    May 30, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    thats no pastor, he looks like a traditional witch doctor…plus what are the candles for, certainly not for a romantic set

  36. ven

    May 30, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Pastor atomba bwaingila manje this story lacks merit!

  37. Mr wise

    May 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    If u have studied symmetry in physics before, u agree with me that the ka pastor was not on it.Thats y janet c says that the story is nothing for objective comments.But i wonder if the blogs she posted on the other blog with lady j which said all men ar fools including her father ARE OBJECTIVE.

  38. mwape

    May 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Do not worry another jesus now from africa is in making. can’t you see candles and the setup??

  39. yebo

    May 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Seriously, this story was not well investigated. Please ba Tumfweko, bring us good well investigated and truthful stories.

  40. Daile Musopa

    May 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Such people are referred to as Mbusa (Pastor) Onyenga in Nyanja

  41. Tupac

    May 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Nkhani zinasila atumfweko, atione afakha ma news nowanda nicita na enjoy.Mailo naine nalilya nomba ninshi!

  42. 1 ray

    May 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    a pastor can do such awe shakwa norwa ishitulimo.

  43. janet c

    May 30, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    @Mr wise..even my father is a fool.. so what

  44. Fujerey

    May 30, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    These kind of pipo are jst useless!!!!

  45. Ganja Farmer

    May 30, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    If they come out telling people that they have solutions to problems they have no names to so they want to deceive others in the name of the lord,why involve God in such stupidity have you no fear for the lord?

  46. mastive

    May 30, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    sex yachilolupwa

  47. Mr wise

    May 30, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    @janet c-one day move into MAHELA NIGHT CLUB and see how women parade themselves before strange men.Thats when u ll know who the fools are.Some lady like u came towards me at the counter and said ‘DAD MUKANVELA NYELE MUNIHUZE’ someone i hav never seen.So who are the fools?

  48. francis

    May 30, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    This is bad how can a pastor do such a thing now were can people go if a man of God is doing this,but what i have seen is that is not a first time this people they are boyfriend and girlfriend for long time the woman should say the truth or the pastor himself.because of this behaviour are we going to respect pastors please ba pastor ichindikeniko mwasebanya ishina lyakwe Leas.

  49. Pimpslim

    May 30, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    buti chi colour ana nyenga

  50. nomba nishi

    May 30, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    this news ain’t true there are no details where did it happen which pastor & church da photo showing looks lyk its a witchdoctor