Comments on: Hell Breaks Lose In Sudan

By: jophree

jophree — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 15:36:39 +0000

if TP MAZEBE were disquolified for fielding an ineligible in last years champions league wat can stop them from doing the same to sudan….

By: patrick

patrick — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 14:35:15 +0000

musonda chiti mwamba u r a “BIG”fool.

By: Corrector

Corrector — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 12:59:11 +0000

@Musonda Chiti Mwamba… You have cracked me up especially with the “Circumcised! That’s the word!” one. So you mean to say Chimbwi Ukwa No Plan has no balls?? and he lost them twice?

By: masautso B

masautso B — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 20:36:29 +0000

great kalu

By: Chimbwi No Plan

Chimbwi No Plan — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:00:54 +0000

@musonda chiti mwamba. Very funny story u have cracked my ribs with laughter. But I’ll sue you for leaking this story ha ha ha ha ha ha.

By: GUN

GUN — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:35:16 +0000

Bola ma goals tefipiko ba kwindi! I was in Ndola they played with brains.

By: alfred

alfred — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 10:24:49 +0000

but they played ma rubbish ku Sudan. even in ndola i was there, they played ma rubbish though they won

By: Pv

Pv — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 09:15:44 +0000

May be that is what Mweene was discussing with his defender during the game, remember….he was even smiling!!!!

By: Musonda Chiti Mwamba

Musonda Chiti Mwamba — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 09:00:36 +0000

The elderly Patel eyed Ukwa briefly and said, “Let’s see… size 42 long.” Ukwa laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?” “Been in business 60 years!” Ukwa tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Ukwa admired himself in the mirror, Mr Patel asked, “how about a new shirt?” Ukwa thought for a moment and then said “sure…” Mr Patel eyed Ukwa & said “let’s see…34 sleeves &…16 & a half neck.”Ukwa was surprised, “that’s right, how did you know?” “Been in the business 60 years” Ukwa tried the shirt, & it fit perfectly. As Ukwa adjusted the collar in the mirror, Mr Patel asked “how about some new shoes?” Ukwa was on a roll and said “sure!”. Mr Patel eyed Ukwa’s feet and said “Let’s see… 10-1/2…E.” Ukwa said astonished, “that’s right, how did you know?” “Been in business 60 years!” Ukwa tried on the shoes & they fit perfectly. Ukwa walked comfortably around the shop & Mr Patel asked “how about some new underwear?” Ukwa No Plan thought for a second & said, “sure!” Ptel stepped back, eyed Ukwa No Plan’s waist & said “Let’s see… size 36.” Chimbwi Ukwa No Plan laughed, “Ah ha! I got you I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.” “Patel shook his head, “you can’t wear a size 34, it will press your testicles up against the base of your spine & give you one hell of motormouth.” By the time Chimbwi Ukwa No Plan zeroed in on Dr Desai’s practice, his items were ash in the incinerator.

By: Musonda Chiti Mwamba

Musonda Chiti Mwamba — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 09:00:13 +0000

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.” Ukwa was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn’t concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without verbal diarrhea for the first time in 50 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the Mumbai street in India, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “that’s what I need .. a new suit.” He entered the shop and told Mr Patel, “I’d like a new suit.”