BIZZARE: 26 Zimbabwean Women Wake Up Without Underwears

BIZZARE: 26 Zimbabwean Women Wake Up Without Underwears

A TRADITIONAL healer from Gokwe South has called an emergency meeting with his subjects following a bizarre incident in which 26 females including schoolgirls in his area woke up and found themselves without panties.

The missing panties were later discovered this week in Njelele Village under Chief Njelele, spreading panic among the villagers.

Chief Njelele confirmed the incident and said he had since reported the matter to Gokwe Police Station.

The traditional leader said he had also called for an emergency meeting to chart the way forward with his subjects.

“What happened in my area is so scary and everyone is in a state of shock and panic. I have called for a meeting with my subjects in the two villages where the incident occurred and I am scheduled to meet them so that we chart the way forward,” he said.

Chief Njelele said on Wednesday morning last week, the majority of women under village heads Pauro and Charisekera woke up and found themselves without panties.

The traditional leader said the owners from the two villages had positively identified their panties.

“After we reported the matter to the police at Gokwe Police Station, 17 women from Pauro and Charisekera who mysteriously lost their panties positively identified their garments in the presence of the police. The remaining panties have not been identified maybe because of their state. Police, however, recorded 26 complaints from the village which tallies with the number of panties which were found in the bush,” he said.

Chief Njelele said he would soon engage the police to allow him to conduct a witch- hunting ceremony following the incident.

“While we have reported the matter to the police so that they conduct their investigations, I will also ask the police to allow us to invite the tsikamutandas so that we can conduct a witch-hunting ceremony,” he said.

“Many subjects in my area are not against the tsikamutandas’ operations. What they want these traditional healers to do is to identify the trouble causer in the community and then allow the chief to convict and fine these trouble causers instead of themselves going around demanding cattle from the people they would have accused of practising witchcraft.”

Police in Gokwe confirmed the incident.


47 Responses to "BIZZARE: 26 Zimbabwean Women Wake Up Without Underwears"

  1. REAL MAN   July 24, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Ba Tumfweko give us news not stories.

  2. Erney   July 24, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Ati because of their state. Serious…

  3. taliban   July 24, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    hahahaha..yayaayyaa..wapya munzi..let this happen in Northern and muchinga ..

  4. DMS   July 24, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    1.Have a Chat NOT Chart.
    2.Poor Editing

  5. Mwanamfumu   July 24, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Yaba, ati some panties could not be identified because of the state. ukubosoka! Sivintu!

  6. Akabundi kulupako   July 24, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    Ba tumfweko why do you like reporting about Zimbabwean villages? Also improve in your grammar mwebantu. By the way who owns tumfweko? I hear its owned by Fred Mmembe’s son

  7. yalmaz   July 24, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    i love the white one

  8. True bantustan;on   July 24, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Im from changing my mother’s pads.She menstruates twice a month.IM TIRED TOUCHING HER PERIOD BLOOD.I dnt even have time to support my party upnd.VIVA HH…

  9. Sopho   July 24, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    Gokwe is inhabited by Shona and Tonga people. Wonder which of the two has such magic.

  10. pf   July 24, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    chi bantustans sokomuntu iwe have manners,ukununka pamputi swine!

  11. umu bemba nkonko   July 24, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Ba tumfweko kanshi tuputula twabani uto mwabika pamulabasa!hahahahahaha

  12. Ohms   July 24, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    careful, these women went for a spree and they shud not disceive anybody.

  13. GUN   July 24, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    How did it start after realising one had no pant on,’neighbour i woke up without my pant,meyn! Oh me too damn! Now lets go to the police’.People lets be serious.

  14. ??-.....   July 24, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Trubantufisushi…..fimina….. mafi….. mititi…….misu…….fikoola….. malushi……..stan u suck!!!

  15. Th girl zigzag   July 24, 2012 at 10:12 pm


  16. Moonga   July 24, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    @taliban banoko ichinyo ukufita chikala chawiso.I am a Tonga and was brought up by Bembas coz they are good pipo so why do u always insult them?Uli mwana wambwa chinyo cha noko.

  17. Imbwili kulupako   July 25, 2012 at 4:06 am

    Tupeniko ilyashi noti imibinda. Peni dora siliya utotuputula

  18. bob   July 25, 2012 at 4:23 am

    Tuputula twakuchipata!Elo fikulu am sure it belongs kwa ba langisi.kekekekekeke……

  19. dass   July 25, 2012 at 6:55 am

    Give us news not these jokes

  20. pamjay   July 25, 2012 at 7:48 am

    Mwebantu is that witch craft o wat. Nayopa mwe.

  21. FUTURE PRESIDENT-ZAMBIA   July 25, 2012 at 8:15 am


  22. YES   July 25, 2012 at 8:20 am

    @ trubantustan u have a very bad demon inside u,you really need to look for God and help yo situation

  23. FTJ   July 25, 2012 at 8:21 am

    A traditional healer has subjects ?????

  24. HH   July 25, 2012 at 8:46 am

    Ilyashi lya tuputula baTumfweko what is news about this?

  25. The Prophet   July 25, 2012 at 8:48 am

    I highly doubt it if the panties looked anything like the ones above considering the victims are from a village and Zimbabwe for that matter

  26. mwinemushi   July 25, 2012 at 9:45 am

    This article or ilyashi has unleashed a barrage of insults.Bamasaka imwe ukutemwainsele

  27. RB   July 25, 2012 at 10:08 am


  28. Pye Pye   July 25, 2012 at 10:18 am

    DMT ulimukali ku editing. Please advise the tunfweko guyz.

  29. No   July 25, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Tufwenko,please get a life!!!

  30. Vigin   July 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    It only happens in zimbambwe…

  31. tk   July 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    Tumfweko you are extremely boring with your reporting. I think you lack proffessionalism. This web site is run by a bunch of nitwit,fools who are very lazy

  32. Proud Zambian   July 25, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    True Bantustan, are u really normal? How can you insult your mother like that, I think your mother is dead, but even if she is dead you can’t be saying such about her. Awe guys if you have no comment it’s better you keep quiet, that’s why you are cursed. The bible says respect your mother and father for you to have long life. You are cursed together with your party UPND, that’s way HH will never be president.

  33. mudala pomungomo   July 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Satanism, being used at night.

  34. KABOLA   July 25, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    b careful zimbambweanz

  35. jombo   July 26, 2012 at 4:57 am

    those look lyk new panties from the shop

  36. kk   July 26, 2012 at 9:44 am


  37. BECKY   July 26, 2012 at 11:48 am

    bantustan are u a human being? seriously u cant do that to your very own mum my brother.this is curse you are calling upon yourself.change for the better.

  38. VM Mwaliteta   July 26, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Chief Njelele

    Chief Njele le

    Chief Njeleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


  39. Snoopy doggy doggy   July 26, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    @ True Bantustan kwena walishama zoooooona. how can you insult your own mother iwee. God forgive this chap. He rilly needs help

  40. JM   July 26, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    There’s this nun @ sku who used to tell us that it was unhealthy to sleep with pants. Can haelth pipo confirm this. Mayb thats what someone was trying to demonstrate mysteriously.

  41. oxmos   July 26, 2012 at 9:51 pm

    @GUN.. You cracked my ribs, you are a funny person…kekekeke,iyeee!!!

  42. mr. panties   July 27, 2012 at 9:02 am

    waaa!….undressin them while they r sleepin?…i’d love to hav such magic! ,nizee!

  43. Ex-PF Cader   July 27, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Honestly do we need to see the pants? awee mweee

  44. Aisha Jenny   July 27, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    The issue has since been resolved thru the use of a “Ng’anga” and “A Prophet” from Apostolic Church (this church is even here in Zambia – they wear white, keep beards and shave their heads clean).
    See the link:

  45. Batan   July 27, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    Please ba tumfweko start censoring some of the unpalatable comments.

  46. CK   July 28, 2012 at 10:47 am

    What’s the big deal. I wake up with no “bumba” each morning ahahaha!!!

  47. mupopo   September 20, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    I concur with YES’s comments. Bantusomething, why do you like insulting? change for the better, u need to be delivered.