Drama As Pastor Gets Stuck Inside Marrried Woman

Drama As Pastor Gets Stuck Inside Marrried Woman

There are reports that the man who became stuck to a married woman after sex in Zimbabwe Masvingo’s Rujeko C suburb is a pastor at a pentecostal church.

The two allegedly had sex on Wednesday and are reportedly still stuck together as relatives make frantic efforts to get them separated.

Further investigations by this reporter revealed that the woman involved in the suspected runyoka/ulunyoka case lives along Chikuni Street in Rujeko C.

A source close to the couple’s families, yesterday said they were being attended to by a traditional healer somewhere in Mucheke, Masvingo’s oldest   suburb. A man who claimed to be a relative of the woman concerned dismissed rumours making rounds in Rujeko that the two have died.

“Of course I cannot tell you the identity of the woman concerned because she is my uncle’s wife and her husband is a truck driver who works in Zambia not in South Africa as alleged by some misinformed people. The husband has been notified but it seems he is reluctant to come and rescue the man who is also suspected to be a pastor of a pentecostal church in Rujeko C,” said the relative who requested anonymity.

He said the pair was whisked away by a private vehicle, a red Renault after people had mobbed the street demanding to get a glimpse of the drama.

Another resident said:” It is true that the couple was whisked away by a private car, Renault, red in colour and I witnessed everything. Firstly people were attracted by the cries of the woman as she shouted for help from her matrimonial bedroom. It is when the neighbours who coincidentally, are fellow congregants, went to the house to investigate. They forced-open the bedroom door and got inside where they took the couple who were still in a compromising posture, into the car. What we don’t know is how the car was hired because we only noticed the car waiting outside and just in a flash, the couple had already gone. I saw them with my eyes but we cannot divulge their identity to the Press.”

Another resident said the man’s brother who lives in Harare was contacted but said there was nothing he could do because he didn’t know how ulunyoka/runyoka could be treated.

“The husband’s brother has been contacted but he said he couldn’t assist because he did not have any knowledge on how runyoka is treated. However, the truth of the matter is that the two were not taken to the police but to a traditional healer somewhere in Mucheke and they are believed to be still at the sangoma’s house,” said the resident.

It could not be ascertained, which part of Mucheke the sangoma resides. Police maintained that they were yet to receive a report about the incident.

“We want to say once again that we did not witness the drama which residents are claiming to have happened. Unfortunately we are not pursuing any investigations because that has nothing to do with us,” said Masvingo provincial police spokesperson Inspector Peter Zhanero.

However, a source from Chikato police station said: “While I don’t have the permission to officially confirm the runyoka  incident, information that we are getting shows that it really happened but as police, no one witnessed it.”

A pastor who spoke to Chronicle on condition of anonymity said he had been phoned by a fellow pastor telling him that a man of cloth had been “stung” by runyoka.

“A fellow pastor phoned me today telling me that one of our own is stuck with a married woman, his congregate for that matter. At first I didn’t believe it but when people started describing the man, I was able to identify him. The man is even a member of pastors’ fraternal for Masvingo province,” said the pastor.

The Chronicle

53 Responses to "Drama As Pastor Gets Stuck Inside Marrried Woman"

  1. Shekels & Whores   November 5, 2012 at 11:24 am

    shit happens……………..

    • Tom Bar Know Call Cheekalah   November 6, 2012 at 12:59 am

      God deliver us from Nevers Mumba.Zambia shall neva be save under this former pulpit muppet now is podium muppet.Its like stuckin MMD mu ubunyo wa kwa Dora…

  2. Mushkarano!!   November 5, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Let them be STUCK for life..Ukutemwa ubu chende..Id!otS.

    • poochess   November 5, 2012 at 3:32 pm

      lol..amen 2dat…!!!!!!

  3. Julia Chikamoneka   November 5, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Kansi what is difficult to remain faithful to your partner? Be careful you adulterers, this happened in Kabwe in the 80s along munkoyo street, near black market. This charm should also be brought to Zambia – we are tired of stupid behaviours. How I wish they remain stuck for ever!!!!!

    • ( ¨*•.¸(¨*•.¸´•.¸ Scientifically Proven ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)   November 6, 2012 at 1:23 am

      julia and most bloggers here you are just backward primitive, thinking that there are really charms for such happenings… ubututu!! Since you have access to the internet why not find out scientific explanation why & what causes such things to happen than blaming voodoo for things you have no clue about. No wonder innocent people are being killed in Zambia because of ignorant people like you that point all fingers at “witchcraft”

  4. chileshe   November 5, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    How authentic is this information?Why is it that it is always Zimbabwe that we refer to when reporting such cases? Are we sure this is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Intelligence is also a gift from God. Let us also use it to analyse issues rationally, than just rely on mere speculations and emotional appeals.

    • Higher Taller   November 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm

      How true! Intelligence is a gift from God. So use it before you accept certain religions from the Middle East that perpetuate inferiority complexes

  5. AW   November 5, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Its a shame, men of God are supposed to lead by example.

    • シ мσ¢кιηgвιя∂ ツ   November 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

      which men of god? what about you, are you man/woman of the devil?

      • poochess   November 5, 2012 at 3:35 pm

        lol… moking bird finshi utontokanya..u knw wat AW means ala..lmao..!!!!!

  6. King Solomon   November 5, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    I strongly wish they die like that and be buried in one grave just as they are. Infact body viewing should be made public for 1 month.

    • ( ¨*•.¸(¨*•.¸´•.¸ Scientifically Proven ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)   November 6, 2012 at 1:28 am

      typical backwrd savage!!

  7. AW   November 5, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Chileshe – that story could be true. The thing is such things do happen so long the devil is there and his witchcraft. I suggest to you that you google right here on Tumfweko Page on the top right “Search in site…”. Google the words “a man of Kenya”. You will find the story about another incident in Kenya, there is a video and you can watch for yourself. Actually the picture above is for the same story. Please reply once you find the story.

    • ( ¨*•.¸(¨*•.¸´•.¸ Scientifically Proven ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)   November 6, 2012 at 1:33 am

      you can read ..シ мσ¢кιηgвιя∂ ツ explanation below

  8. savage rogue   November 5, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    it seems alot of shit hapens n zimbambwe especialy ubuchende

  9. ka pastor   November 5, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    I think i do agree,that these pipo do remain stuck 4ever.it is bullshit to do such an act.How i wish that charm was here, in zambia i was going to get it and supply it to almost every troubled zambian.(mr husband great j.o.b big man no way to leave your woman being wired by someone whilest you’re away on duty .)

    • ( ¨*•.¸(¨*•.¸´•.¸ Scientifically Proven ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)   November 6, 2012 at 1:36 am

      your comment is proof that you are evil, the devil him/herself that believes in charms and seeing other people suffering..

  10. Amai Busa   November 5, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    There is also need for wisdom to prevail. In as much as we are christians we remain human and we have feelings. Remember what is born again is the spirit man not the flesh John 3:6. I suspect the woman told the Pastor “advice, my husband does not satisfy me”. Marital issues should also be counselled alongside the Pastor’s wife

  11. Thief Justice Lom-bay Chibe-sir-koon-duhh   November 5, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Where else but Zimbabwe

    • Mojojojo   January 16, 2013 at 4:38 pm

      Zimbabwe is Africa’s home of sex.

  12. シ мσ¢кιηgвιя∂ ツ   November 5, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    In Africa everything that cannot be explained is associated with witchcraft

    Can people get STUCK during sexual intercourse?

    Yes this is true its a condition called PENIS CAPTIVUS or VAGINISMUS.

    In africa this is mostly associated with witchcraft, where by Adulterous couple get stuck together “Lunkoka/Runyoka “.

    Is penis captivus a true entity?

    The condition of penis captivus has been reported in the literature for many years, although descriptions vary somewhat as to predisposing factors, anatomy, and physiologic mechanisms involved. The famous obstetrician Scanzoni felt that the vagina contracted and locked the penis in. (Scanzoni is probably most famous for his vitriolic attacks on Semmelweis after Semmelweis suggested that obstetricians wash their hands prior to examining a patient.) It was in 1872 that Hildebrandt first suggested that the mechanism consisted of a spasm of the levator ani muscle and spasm of the constrictor cunni muscles (bulbospongiosi). Hildebrandt also gave a case history from his gynecologic practice that was similar, although not an exact duplicate, to the case described by E.Y. Davis. In Hildebrandt’s case the female had been suffering from vaginismus (spasm of the bulbospongiosi, preventing entrance of the penis) since her wedding night and was said to be a very nervous and excitable person. However, Hildebrandt stated that the couple freed themselves after their unfortunate experience with penis captivus and he had only the history that the woman had given to him.

    The anatomy involved is well described by Lachman, who in a recent letter to JAMA appeared to accept the documentation of cases of penis captivus. He states that the pubococcygeus part of the levator ani is the most important muscle in this condition, although the bulbospongiosus and the urogenital diaphragm also contribute. Lachman feels that the contraction of the muscle tissue in the vagina contributes little to the condition. The mechanism is described as being a dilation of the inner two thirds of the vagina (caused by the elevation of the uterus into the false pelvis) and a constriction of the lower third by the muscles mentioned above. This then causes venous engorgement of the penis and the formation of a “lock and turned key” situation with the engorged penis being inside a dilated cavity yet being pulled against a narrowed orifice in the attempt to remove the organ from the vagina. The fact there is generalized muscle spasm during sexual intercourse has been well documented by Masters and Johnson. The theory that the perineal muscle spasm was the result of spread from other muscle spasms was probably first postulated by Hildebrandt in his article.

    Most authors agree that the condition of penis captivus is found only in cases where the female has a prolonged history of vaginismus. When penis captivus occurs it is necessary for the spasm of vaginismus to begin after the act of penetration has been successfully completed. Supposedly the vaginismus has a psychologic etiology. It is this point of time relationship and the male reaction to the spasm that causes the authors’ doubts as to the validity of penis captivus as a true entity. Vaginismus is, indeed, a well-known clinical entity, but in the original article that gave the name “vaginismus” to this condition of perineal muscle spasm the type of vaginismus described by Davis and Hildebrandt was not mentioned. The original cases of vaginismus all happened in women who had muscle spasm of severe degree at the first attempt at sexual intercourse. It is the senior author’s personal opinion that it is highly improbable for spasm of the pubococcygeus and bulbospongiosus to be severe enough after penetration to cause penis captivus. We also feel that the normal male response to a contraction of this type would be relaxation of the penis, allowing withdrawal.

  13. Nicola   November 5, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    fecky pastor should be panished uketmwa ukutomba.

  14. maana   November 5, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    God said one man one woman for marriage not one woman three men or more or one man ten women for life no so these people let them stuck forever and ever in order to face justice.

    • ( ¨*•.¸(¨*•.¸´•.¸ Scientifically Proven ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)   November 6, 2012 at 1:39 am

      busted!! You are a dunderhead.

  15. Senior Engineer RTD   November 5, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    Thanks for the scientific explanation rather than the usual witchcraft explanation. What about dogs? I remember seeing dogs getting stuck as a boy. Or is there witchcraft in the dog world as well?

  16. Tonga rebel   November 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Nokutomba mwatemwa fikalapatila ifyofine…macende

  17. joe zaza   November 5, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    sad development there. this should serve as a warning to would be offenders…….

  18. COoI wifey   November 5, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Somehow I wish my husband was caught in that position when he was doing buchende that would have taught him a lesson awe these men can send u to mental hospital *fyola*

    • ( ¨*•.¸(¨*•.¸´•.¸ Scientifically Proven ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)   November 6, 2012 at 1:42 am

      no wonder he was still searching for a better woman. You are full of voodoo thoughts in your small mind, you probably fed him all kinds of shit just to make him “love” you

  19. mfune damon   November 5, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    goood for you

  20. chileshe   November 5, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    Higher taller and AW. Thanks for your comments.In counselling and guidance, we try to look at possible causes of a particular ailment, behaviour, or strange occurrence. The source might be spiritual, social, emotional,or physical/natural.The danger of premature judgement is that we can end up administering wrong therapy, which might cause more harm to the client or onlooker. There could be one or more factors responsible for the above mentioned occurrence concerning the man and woman.These are the things we should uncover if we are to effectively help either those affected or prevent the same event from happening again.Do not judge.

  21. Janet c   November 5, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    ukutombana no kunyengwa nako kwa bwafya..nefine fyaliwamisha this is why i always remain naked at night for my husband to have easy access to the gates of paradise

  22. Abakonzi   November 5, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    They wanted to be together and now they are stuck together.So what the devil has joined together let no man put asunder.Mwalapila!

    • AWAITING   November 8, 2012 at 8:39 am

      I like that

  23. Mpiana   November 6, 2012 at 12:16 am

    Please deliver us from all evil so that we may inherit your kingdom..

  24. Tom Bar Know Call Cheekalah   November 6, 2012 at 1:33 am

    Wish it was me gettin stuck in the first lady thing coz they would have automatically decared me as the president…

  25. ( ¨*•.¸(¨*•.¸´•.¸ Scientifically Proven ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)   November 6, 2012 at 1:46 am

    oh plzzzzzzzzzzz, grow up!!

  26. GO FOR CIRCUMCISSION   November 6, 2012 at 9:17 am

    @ Janet c- i like yo confession, keep it up i really enjoy yo services.

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  28. Hams   November 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Shame shame on u shame stuk insid wat a shame

  29. Voltron   November 7, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    Iwe @ TOM BAR KNOW CALL ala walifulungana pantu mwandi wasenkesa ifyonasekelepo akale saana nefilamba fyafuma. is that the way some one can be a president without even people voting for you? yaaaa alaniseka.

  30. Authentic   November 8, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    Pastors are not grave saints people the man was horny same for the woman lets not encourage people to practice black magic blame it on lust.

  31. advisor   November 20, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    kutomba walefwaya,elo buchili mukati akutombafye

  32. Reveal!   November 27, 2012 at 10:12 am

    They enjoyed maximum sweet,noonee.
    That is what transpires in churches,remember the over night prayers!

  33. Chasaya   November 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    Ma rubish

  34. Fanrose   December 1, 2012 at 7:34 am

    Shame on the pastor and his church member! Will he continue with his ministry after they have been separated? Same with Pastor Emmanuel who has been banned practising religion by the government.

  35. boyd zulu   December 3, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    you can not hide from God

  36. slim swagg   December 5, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    bushe ukulowa nakupwa.

  37. induna   December 7, 2012 at 4:17 pm


  38. fianta gomora inka yamilimo   December 12, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    baneneri bonyenga bavuta mudziko.these are last days mwilapapa bane

  39. Chalazi   December 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    This real guys. Not only in zimbabwe even here in zambia eastern province close to malawi. I’m surprised by guys saying this is only applicable to zimbabwe. We are informed the husband is a truck driver in zambia, and is alleged to have erected the “protective fence” around the sex mad wife, so honourable guys guess the origin of the juju. This type of runyoka/ulunyoka is the most popular in southern africa and literally translated is called the “mortice lock” type involving the okapi knife. The fatality rate is 100% assured return results. The trick is that the husband dips the knife in a concoction of magic, opens the knife, pretends to be busy and asks the wife to close the the knife. If he closes the knife she unknowingly & simultaneously locks herself. There are five types of runyoka/ulunyoka including the one above mentioned. The truck driver is keeping the knife in his cabin right here in zambia. Janet c tell us where he is? Cool wifey get in touch so that we fix your husband quick, quick, charges ZMK 10 rebased currency only!

  40. mumu   January 22, 2013 at 9:46 am

    may their souls rest in internal hell