Kitwe Man Claiming To Be ‘Jesus’ Battered, Left Half Dead after Performing Miracle

By Kasabo Seth Rozell Kalussa

There was drama in Kitwe’s Mindolo township after the Zambian man who claimed to be Jesus, attempted to prove he was indeed the long awaited messiah.
The whole saga came to the fore of national attention when the man first appeared on the TV bemba programme “Chintobentobe” claiming he was the Messiah despite having children & a wife causing national shock & surprise.

And many people thought it was a joke?

The eccentric man later hastily arranged for a “miracle” show where he would prove himself & challenged on-lookers not to be shocked with the miracle they were about to see.

He went on gathered a tray of eggs & later sped off rumming his bicycle in a wall & to the consternation of the huge crowd that had gathered, the delicate eggs were still intact with not even one developing a crack!

He later declared himself the messiah.

Recovering from the ‘blasphemy’ they had just witnessed, the mob later descended on the self-anointed ‘Jesus’ beating him & left him half-dead.

72 Responses to "Kitwe Man Claiming To Be ‘Jesus’ Battered, Left Half Dead after Performing Miracle"

  1. Elijah Musonda   November 12, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    Kushelefye ukumutanika nakabili.

  2. ruth   November 12, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    hahahahahaha awe mwe half dead.

  3. kachu   November 12, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    he will rise after three days!

  4. Eye Blows   November 12, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Hahahaha Let Him Rise If Possible!

  5. Ife   November 13, 2012 at 12:18 am


  6. Lungowe   November 13, 2012 at 12:47 am

    hmm drama ku zambia ni zee

  7. Wapya Baisa   November 13, 2012 at 4:09 am

    end times many shall come and say iam Jesus, use the name of Jesus and many shall be deceived…………be careful

  8. mafinga man   November 13, 2012 at 6:16 am

    why beating Him, may be he is the one.

  9. Twiumfwako   November 13, 2012 at 7:08 am

    Imwe muletekanya, maybe it’s the real messiah who has come like thief of eggs.

  10. suzyo   November 13, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    i cant laugh at him he was jst too direct otherwise he is nt different from those pastors who claim to be healer and prophets.

  11. Think tank   November 13, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    this was a comedy not to miss for sure

  12. beautiful   November 14, 2012 at 5:53 am

    As for me, my bible tells me I will see him with my own eyes. No need to witness such drama!

  13. evans   November 14, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    thre no nid 2b shckd abt such stuffs as wi o knw these r lst days!