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Chisamba Man Arrested after Having Sex With a Chicken

A man of Mubalani forest about 2km off Chisamba main Road was on Sunday caught redhanded having sex with a village chicken.
The chicken couldn’t stand the pressure that it died during the process.

The man is currently in police custody awaiting trial.

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53 Responses to Chisamba Man Arrested after Having Sex With a Chicken

  1. keo Reply

    November 20, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    Wonders shall never end!sure just imagine inkoko nakapunda akanono against a big dick anwa no mutototo.This is pure madness baletumweneshamo fwebaume whores are everywhere and very affordable ni 20 pin chabe elo next year ni 20kwacha

    • Speaker Of The National Ass-embly Reply

      November 21, 2012 at 3:43 pm

      But it’s quite warm kuja ka… when hunger strikes, chop that bird and eat it afterwards!!

  2. MUNYELO PWETE! Reply

    November 20, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    Its that chap who calls himself @Lordfarah who did it! He is currently in custody! Mambala alenwina menshi ku chikwi!

  3. Mbuzi maini Reply

    November 20, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    Napo ngatulefika kwi .ukukapula umuchikwi ! GOD FORBID. is it rituals or end of days. Kwaliba nama sex workers .

  4. nkhungulume mu state house Reply

    November 20, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    But Bembas honestly, what is wrong you? A chicken?

    • ✈ BEMBA ✈ Reply

      November 21, 2012 at 5:16 am

      where does it say the man is bemba,YOU SON OF A *****?

  5. C.B. Reply

    November 20, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    Chipuba,chonse icho munkoko sure???

  6. nadine Reply

    November 20, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    where ar we going to people chicken and yet prostitus ar there

  7. Uwakwamununga Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 1:58 am

    NKHUNGULUME MU STATE HOUSE,WHO TOLD YOU BEMBAS ARE FOUND IN CHISAMBA? ANYWAY,YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT TRIBES THAT MATTER MOST.

  8. justiny barton Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 5:52 am

    he has put himself to shame,then do it accodingly-the law should do

  9. Raspower Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 6:05 am

    ekekekekekkkke, umutototo!

  10. Barotse diaspora Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 6:42 am

    Instead of roasting or grilled chicken the man believed to eat the chicken the other way.is’t becoz of sex hunger or rituals? What is wrong with this ganeration?is this society an alien one? The man must be taken for psychiatric medical examination at a mental health centre.police must not rush to arrest the man.

  11. Sitcom Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 7:40 am

    Now this foolish man was really starved he couldn’t go pa Arcades, kafue road, cc nite club, makeni tall trees etc etc mahule nimbwe bwe u just choose for 15pin only instead of village chicken which could have been eaten by a needy family, awe its end of world…very very sad indeed

    • stigma Reply

      November 21, 2012 at 8:55 am

      Or exchange the chicken for sex for 3 days!!!

  12. Sir-icon Brian Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 7:46 am

    His so min, so ****** an ediot endeed….. Is he marriad???

    • VEN Reply

      November 21, 2012 at 7:57 am

      Iwe kacikala…if he was married,why go to a chicken?

  13. mutoba kongwe Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 7:52 am

    But uyu cikala cawishi kuti atomba shani inkoko? Kanshi ngaile tomba ba nyina nangu sister wakwe. Kuti bwaima shani pankonko? Afwile ngalelya nkonko bulema. Bukala bwanyina

  14. umu zedian Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 8:01 am

    Bafikala bamo, ine ndefwaya umunani wa bwali iwe chikala kanshi uletomba umunani. Wabashani kanshi?

  15. REAL MAN Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 8:08 am

    SAD

  16. Kay Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Ooh my God !!! wat kind of incenity is ths ??? The chicken died,ths man deservs to b judged fo murder.He s vry foolish.

  17. Zed Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 8:55 am

    This is so disgusting!!Men whats with you and sex?????i fail to understand you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. sivintu Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 8:57 am

    He even picked a female chicken thinking he’s gona have the real thing. Ngawasendele mukolwe so that akulasa inkoloso kumatole. waba ukunuka ichibwamba amatotoli yankoko.

  19. José Mujica Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 8:57 am

    @nkungulu mu state house,its nt stated anywhere that the man is bemba so your posting is inappropriate waumfwa?! Wabe tole,or is it ichinyo *****?!

  20. Prof. GANIZANI Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 9:19 am

    It’s not surprising. This man might have taken an overdose of “Nyere ya Nkhuku” ( Chicken sxial inhersers ). Hence, that consiquences.

  21. mim Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Balumendo muletusebanya

  22. slim swagg Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 10:24 am

    It’s the END of the world.

  23. Nicola Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 10:31 am

    this man is just a fool. we have a lot of bitches you cant fucky one? you neeed deliverance its not normal.

  24. Me me me Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 10:38 am

    iPhone 4s 16gb for sale….used for about 2months…in very good condition….if interested Plz call on the following numbers…0973-256222 or 0977-535351.

    • Janet c Reply

      November 21, 2012 at 1:58 pm

      Shove that phone up your a**** – this is not Sangwapo

  25. Maria Mbwende Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 10:57 am

    yayayayaya careful you people who like buying village chickens. Am sure he should be related to the guy who hammered 7 chickens in SP. Manjimela susubeli abuye mubwele muti tengele kumunzi ndaba mudyerekezi anyanya pano pa chalo. ngati semu bwela timikonkani ndife. iye!

  26. Mo taim Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Ama guys nefyobwingengila teti wishibe

  27. Truth2 Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 11:32 am

    even if you are not handsome,atleast amaule tayasala as long as naukwata ka ka K20pin and in some cases even ka k10pin ninshi walya…..

  28. Big ben Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

    check the man again he is very sick!! but knowing villagers he just had alot of roots so couldnt stand the pressure

  29. musuma Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    elo ninshi ama hule ni fululu mu chisamba. castrate the ***** pantu chala tampa ukwikata utwaiche..

  30. Sido Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Cut the ***** his penis before it brings him to babies.

  31. nate Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    he shud hav sold that ,chicken for to go n hummer a prostitute.he is a fool

  32. ISA TWANGALE Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    boi sure bwiama pankoko..be serious,find yourself a girlfriend that you can hammer anytime you want..if you dnt have manifesto talk to me

  33. Ratedr86 Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    @SIVINTU, wansekesha sana boi. Ati ngasendele mukolwe so that akulasa INKOLOSO kumatole

  34. Giga Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    Ohh pliz!!!
    ati he must be Bemba sure. kikikikiki!

  35. kaya Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Prisons are full of Bembas, no doubt find out his names, u will discover, majority prisoners come from where?

  36. kaya Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    @JANET C
    DO U HAVE TO INSULT, KWENA WALI DESPARATE, MWE, ARE U MARRIED OR SINGLE, IF SINGLE THEN U HAVE NO BOYFRIEND, UBOMBA KWI? WITH ALL THIS TIME WASTING???????????

    • Janet c Reply

      November 21, 2012 at 6:34 pm

      Very well married thank you very much

  37. Abakonzi Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    This idiott is not even worthy of a comment from all of us here because he’s subhuman.

  38. T Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 7:13 pm

    Wen nyele came the man decided to pounce on the nearest thing he thot resembled a V. But honestly na nkuku nimwamuna.

  39. kenboy Reply

    November 21, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    God come quickly…………ukwapule nafuti

  40. vshsjsj Reply

    November 22, 2012 at 12:28 am

    All u sayin Bemba Bemba,do u realise most of these chickens u buy from shoprite have Bemba proprietors? So guess what u ve been eating, ahaa! Thus ryt

  41. MACKY 08 Reply

    November 22, 2012 at 8:24 am

    JERE ARREST THE FOOL.SURE A CHICKEN!WHAT A SHAME,SHMA ON U.IF THE CHICCKEN IS YOURS ,THEN ARREST THE FELLOW FOR INCEST

  42. Ndanji Reply

    November 22, 2012 at 10:18 am

    chikala!

  43. sisa Reply

    November 22, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    Naleka ukuly nkoko mayoooooo

  44. Umupandapwiti Reply

    November 22, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Kumubikafye mu cage ne nkalamu iya nakashi twamona nga kuti bwaima.

  45. james Reply

    November 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    Dirty fukn zambians

  46. Titus Mulenga Reply

    December 13, 2012 at 8:45 am

    cikala cobe!uleke na ukulya inkoko,pantu we wakwata amano tekuti ulale na inkoko.umuntu na icinama nafipalana?cibemba nabomfya,we mbwa we!

  47. momo Reply

    December 24, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    It was a BOLOGICALLY testing the study of the physical and natural world and phenomena, especially by using systematic observation and experiment.inthe LABORATORY THE SCHOOL OF NUMFWEKO NAKUNKOKOOOOOOOO, FOR A CHANGE. WELL EDUCATED SOMOLOGY

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