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Hell0 people,
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, I’m going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Loo and behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said “We are very happy that you have passed our little test, We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family”!
I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief cos I was actually heading to the car to get my condoms before I passed their test.
- From Dr Chukwuma C. Osaji
Posted by
Aluta
November 24, 2012 at 10:11 am
You f*n chic
Chilufya
November 24, 2012 at 10:12 am
washukafye ngaine mambala uletola nobwapona.Kabili ulepepa na Lesa pantu ngabalikwikata shishita.
Abakuchaume
November 24, 2012 at 10:34 am
U ar a master and i like yo integrity coz u only wantd to help yo sis-in law.am amuzed lol
Tito
November 24, 2012 at 10:37 am
Lol, This is an Old story, batumfweko. Please bring something new
stigma
November 24, 2012 at 11:12 am
its new to me! go to sleep my man!
sheyla
November 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm
its also news to me…lol..
Heartist
November 24, 2012 at 10:48 am
Well i av leant something from you,eeh ma guyz aba.
Big Chilolo
November 24, 2012 at 11:18 am
Saved by the bell! It sounds like a fictitious story to me,but I guess the moral of the story is,sometimes we are just in the right place at the right time!
stigma
November 24, 2012 at 11:24 am
well, Mr… i like the way you passed yo test. this was not a one day test therefore it lacks substance. u have developed intimancy for yo sis-in-law. one de when things will be in yo favor you’ll pounce on her. u are just human and yo in-laws shod be careful next time coz they’ll just lose a good man with such TESTS. temptations are not good tests. warning: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME B4 YOU KNOW YOUR NEW IN-LAW
Kawezya
November 24, 2012 at 11:29 am
You lucky bastard! I am sure you will still fornicate with that girl even after your marriage. I pity you.
Junior Bernard Mucho
November 24, 2012 at 11:29 am
F*n!
Sido
November 24, 2012 at 11:41 am
Soon you will do it coz evern her has stated developing feelings towards you.
Umupandapwiti
November 24, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Nice one.Well thought story!!!Bravo!!!
Wotembenuka..
November 24, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Bushe ungakane…loko we ungakane..sungakane…
chululuka-gregory
November 24, 2012 at 1:47 pm
war-has-just-started.when-an-opportunity-comes-the-two-of-u-will-now-fulfil-what-u-have-started-already.
Wed
November 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Lol, awe ni saved by de condomz iyi
mark k. j
November 24, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Chabufi ci Guy ici, bushe ngabwaima bulebukisha no condom?
lwexis
November 24, 2012 at 2:35 pm
its an old story…but if i was in his position i would have failed as early as possible coz i always remember a condom during ejaculation
ayibo
November 24, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Yawn***some old joke\story.
Barotse diaspora
November 24, 2012 at 5:36 pm
To me i only wonder why did he had to leave her and the room stunned and froze without telling his sister in law that am coming back im jst getting condoms, so that we get a last fling. without pre sex discustion.thereafter the family inlaw only to pounce on them in their readness 4 wedding test and sex intimacy.anyway its an old crap story
Harry B
November 24, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Heard it b4,fitumfweko,stiopet!
Boko Haram
November 24, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Imwe bafikala u hav started bringing facebook jokes as news/test. This is from night nurse jokes. Next time indicate the source of your jokes so that commentators will know as they coment.
kakolwe
November 24, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Wow! The family set a test, the young sister it was an opening move, for the man, it was season 1. Watch out for part 2.
"Yama serious, efyo umu guys afwile ukuba, he's di a real man."
November 24, 2012 at 6:59 pm
King
Abakonzi
November 24, 2012 at 8:04 pm
This test was fackin ****** and that inlaw family was lucky just that day but not for long because this guy will eventually get that girl between the sheets and that inlaw family will regret.
Abakonzi
November 24, 2012 at 8:04 pm
This test was fackin ****** and that inlaw family was lucky just that day but not for long because this guy will eventually get that girl between the sheets and that inlaw family will regret!
kat
November 25, 2012 at 9:09 am
Tushetela pamozi na waleta.
CAESAR
November 25, 2012 at 10:39 am
the story has no substance to me its just a fiction
mumy
November 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Doesn’t make this guy any saint bcoz he stil intended to sin- Fornicate- the family have been shingad butter pa menso, uwakalema taleka unless he repents, he is gonna do it literally watch the space unless he takes to God our father
MASTER CHOTA
November 25, 2012 at 3:36 pm
After some time she will come 4sure mukutandala maybe 4 a week. what can u do, if yo wife goes somewhere for 2ds?
Im okafo d chuma
November 25, 2012 at 4:44 pm
He was jst ok.as long as u havnt gone very far mukupanga icigololo, jst stay within the family
sassy
November 28, 2012 at 8:40 am
lol….