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Man Defacates During Sex Session With Prostitute
A man from Zvimba was last week given a thrashing by a group of prostitutes after he soiled himself in the midst of having making love with one of them.
The man is believed to have travelled from Zvimba and ended up at Tekkerai Court where he was briefly detained as he was forced to clean up his own poop.
Carol, the hooker, informed her fellow hookers about the incident who then ordered him to clean the whole room and the toilet.
“Why are you calling news reporters after I have agreed to clean your room and you have taken my US$15 without having a full session…..” the man was heard asking as he begged to be freed.
Carol said: “All my feelings faded after he soiled himself while we were caressing and kissing. I suspect that he was using juju because this is my second time to witness such a strange phenomenon and I informed my friends about it. My friends are the ones who called you guys and he asked for forgiveness but we ordered him to clean the whole room including the toilet.”
A lady only identified as Miranda, had given Carol a ‘base’ in her apartment and she led the onslaught on the embarrassed hawker.
“I thrashed him although my friends were sympathising with him. I took the US$15 he had on him. I am going to use the money to buy perfumes and detergents to make my room smell better,” said Miranda.
After the man finished cleaning the room, the door was opened for him and he took to the heels refusing to give the news crew his side of the story. He then scaled the gate behind the court and disappeared. – metro
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ba medza
January 15, 2013 at 10:07 am
Mmmmm! Ili ule lyalilowo,umuntu ukunya!
MANSA
January 15, 2013 at 10:23 am
Ifya bupuba ba tumfweko.
Mwanamfumu
January 15, 2013 at 10:42 am
hahahhahhahahhahhahahhahhahahhaaaa, sivintu zoona. Ukuenyela pali sex. Awe kwena lyalilowa iule ili. All the body openings ukwisuka including imputi,all the muscles relaxed umulandu wakulowa. Awe kwena, Limbi nika Janet c.
kanchule mano
January 15, 2013 at 10:46 am
Ukutemwa amule, mwakulanya!! ke ke ke ke ha ha.
You have put a smile on my face!
Pwii!!
VEN
January 15, 2013 at 10:58 am
” TUNKU TUNKU “
Umupandapwiti
January 15, 2013 at 11:04 am
Tumfweko awe kwena mwalitemwa ilyashi lyanyele kwena. Awe mwandi…
m.i.g
January 15, 2013 at 11:22 am
it wz a serious session 4 real.all th muscles relaxed & poop came out. obvious na malenda yalepona…mmmmmmmm.
paul
January 15, 2013 at 11:30 am
What an embarassment! Muletekanya bane….
Chama Febie
January 15, 2013 at 11:30 am
Btumfweko is this what you call news,mwefisushimwe
Mujahideen
January 15, 2013 at 11:39 am
Zimbabwe and sex. But why
ngezo
January 15, 2013 at 11:47 am
After a long spell of silence, emafi mwingatuletela aya as news batumfweko, ata ifyabupubafye.
BLAUGRANA
January 15, 2013 at 12:38 pm
YOU LACK NEWS ITEMS.
cometh the hour, cometh deliverance
January 15, 2013 at 12:42 pm
dint see no news in this article. is it because its from zimbabwe?
Ba game
January 15, 2013 at 1:52 pm
Yangu tata eee!!! amaule yamo yalilowesha zoona umuntu ukunya sure??
nakadinya
January 15, 2013 at 2:21 pm
The begining of the end repent
Tombwe mwine mwine
January 15, 2013 at 2:35 pm
Sure,the zim have extra-ordinary bams and hips that nids supersonic while corpurating,thats y kulaloleshafyeeeeeee.ke ke ke!
Chi-colour
January 15, 2013 at 3:14 pm
It’s “defecate” u fools!!
Mubemba no1
January 15, 2013 at 7:24 pm
Its Chikala you @#@%!
mc
January 15, 2013 at 5:59 pm
ni zimnyele zoona ni zeeee
mwale
January 15, 2013 at 8:54 pm
Such news is always from zimbabwe. Tumfweko boza. Bring real news
Katombesha
January 15, 2013 at 9:00 pm
Mwanamfumu and de rest ala mwandepule imbafu kwena.u a realy bembaz with strong language.ninshi aba pa zed tabalowa?
Kasman
January 16, 2013 at 10:19 am
You have started!! tuma news twanu twa bboza
GILDA
January 16, 2013 at 10:26 am
that is awkward might be he had running stomach,he they should have just ask him to clean up his mess and carry his trouble and go rather than beatx him.
Fredos
January 16, 2013 at 11:25 am
Muleke ubuule mwakulanya!
kapoko
January 16, 2013 at 11:54 am
political news awe tamwaba fair, mwaba kwati ba ZNBC or Post who have chosen to pay a blind eye or deaf ear to the evils the poor are going thru- but sing songs of praise for pf-even when it is clear to everyone what is going on in zambia at the moment(pathetic). U love such stories and u are very good at them anyway!
KASABULA
January 16, 2013 at 12:50 pm
iWE KAPOKO, SHUT UP, TO MUCH POLITICS, WE ARE NOT INTERESTED. IT IS BETTER WE HAVE A LAUGHT FOR ONCE.
Ba c
January 16, 2013 at 1:41 pm
Ukutemwa tunku tunku mwakulakolopa muma room.
shik m
January 16, 2013 at 3:46 pm
Muleke nu ubuule
Cumbu Munshololwa
January 16, 2013 at 3:51 pm
Climaxed and released from the wrong side. LOL
Munyelo Pwete!
January 16, 2013 at 4:21 pm
@ Chi-colour
Mwana, whether the chap ‘defecated’, ‘defacated’ or ‘dufacated’ or ‘fonyocated’ or ‘funyucated’, the point is clear! Chikala alinya pakunyenge ule, period!
kakolwe
January 16, 2013 at 6:46 pm
Amaule nama herbs yabo, Our friend Anya pa Zim. One friend of ours fainted when a Mwachusa prostute from Tz made him go through a 5 minutes orgasm. Imagine, 5 minutes alepongolola fye! When he came to, even his pants had disappeared. Careful!
beautiful
January 16, 2013 at 7:03 pm
Ba tumfweko nelyanshi lya sex! Atase! Am fend up mwe!
Twiumfweko
January 16, 2013 at 8:04 pm
The guy must be Munyelo Pwete.
tombist
January 16, 2013 at 8:53 pm
never mind, its the process of tombicytosis triggered by an enzyme called nyengesilase which caused the guy to shit..
sansino master
January 16, 2013 at 8:56 pm
Ala….sex tayaba na mano ukuti walekesha no musulu ngayafika pa chorus noumfwa no kumfwa uko amafi yalefuma…bane muletekanya sana pa kupalangasheta nangu pakunyenga to avoid ukunya….
makeni islamic school is jahanam
January 16, 2013 at 9:26 pm
I guessed ryt,just looking at the title ,one knws that its only zimbabwe where such sex crap happens,(yawwwn)boring and stup!d
the viper
January 16, 2013 at 10:51 pm
mpaka anya kwena lyalo nga icisali nomba bushe uyu guy kuti aya ku police pakwebati babwekeshepo?
anye nafuti
Kryon
January 16, 2013 at 11:04 pm
You have no data. Period. You need tutorials from ZWD!
Wanu Ngwee
January 16, 2013 at 11:27 pm
CLEVER PROSTITUTE: Folks be careful, these may not be prostitutes but thieves who are not interested in any sexual encounters but just trick men of their money – this guy wasn’t even in the act, it all happened while they were kissing and caressing. Did he eat nything in the “prostitute’s” house I wonder?
Peter
January 18, 2013 at 11:52 pm
Alemoneka afikile epo tabafika.mulechenjela mwebantu