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Goshali Warn Zambians, They SAY There Will Be Presidential By-Elections in A Year or Two
For those of us who don’t know who the Gohali are read HERE
“Hello everybody!
Sweet regards to you all.
It’s Goshali news once again. I hope you’re all ready for it.
Enjoy!
I, Gen Samuel Joel Gabou, wish you all, bad and good people, the best of
life in Zambia as the future is continually planted ahead of us like the Garden
of Eden by the designer of all life.
Seriously speaking, the Goshali has now fixed up all final touches into the
creation of its first permanent underground base in Zambia and Southern Africa
region which was started in 1999.
Thanks to the Gallant foreign men and women of God who had been fearlessly
working day and night in dangerous tunnels, carrying around heavy building
materials, dug tunnels with their hands with picks, and had built the walls
under very difficulty conditions in a foreign enemy-country, in a first
degree-secrecy that the world has ever seen. They were very much ready and
active in both building and keeping the area rid of enem.
What I am saying is that, the Goshali Army has a well built underground
base within the bounderies of Zambia.
The work was very tiresome and completely isolating from the rest of the
world.
Over 600 game animals were poached from Zambia’s National Parks to
supplement flesh meals as demanded by hundreds of the mercenaries.
Thousands of tons of fish were supplied to them every month. I was
surprised to see that the men liked fish than game meat in contrast to what I
thought was the case. They even adapted to strange habits which they knew not
before, like loving to remain in that bushy terrain than going back home. Some
developed the habit of talking less during the day. Although the area is very
far away from the inhabited places, the men felt at home in the mountainous
jungles.
Now that which once was a menacing jungle has got a 200m long by 60m width
town-like feature under it, Zambia should know about her underground neighbour’s
objectives.
The place will always be called GOSHALI. It will strictly be for Goshalis
ONLY. Any human being who either lurks there or stray away there will never come
out of it.
Above the base, on the ground, a number of ever-alert armed men are
stationed.
On the top of the nearby high hill is a machine to help see intruders
still 2 miles away. Enemy Scanners in choppers will be dismayed by the normal
feature of an uninhabited terrain kind of picture on their screens while beneath
it a factory making bullets and other military gadgets is operating. Like in the
tunnels of Kaunda at State House in Lusaka, which I already entered in myself,
there are rooms for operators.
We’ve an easy route which we use in ferrying all materials to the site,
thanks to Zambia’s neighbouring nation whose road we use. We buy building
materials and all needed things from them. Nothing bad will be done against them
now and in all future despite having our base near to their border.
The conclusion of the matter is that the Goshali will totally change the
way Zambia is politically run. We’ll hastily and ruthlessly annihilate all our
enemies in this country and else where.
You’d fought against the Goshali in so many ways since 1999. Mweemba was
ruthlessly taken to prison for no reason. His family members were taken to
prison for no reason. The police continually harassed that Goshali family when
they were in the Goshali village east of Lusaka in chongwe. The Govt sneered at
them and they were greatly insulted. As if it was not enough, the Goshali
village was burnt down by your people and the police found it to be the right
thing and had let all arsonist free. They freed the people who wanted to burn
all Goshali family members in a thatched building, and all household properties
were destroyed.
You never knew what caused me to keep quiet, and you thought I was
powerless like you. My silence was of buying time to build my base.
All what we said to you about the Goshali, in whatever we said it, was of
buying time for building. The holy Goshali family are not leaving this country,
I mean the family which was displaced from chongwe, they will be in this country
until the enemy acknowledges their blessedness.
As I continue bringing in all my men, I’ll give you a short time of peace,
as you also await for the funeral of your president, Michael Sata. That man is
moving while dead already. He’s going no where. There must be a presidential
by-election very soon. He won’t complete his term.
I should warn Sata’s successor not to copy Sata’s attitude of hating the
Goshali, the only mistake that he had done, and he is going to die very soon
because of it. If he does not die this year, it won’t mean he can not die next
year or that other year.
As the Goshali Chief, I’ll not spare any president who does the following:
1. Hate, arrest and fight against any Goshali member.
2. Embracy the fallacy of, ‘zambia is a christian nation’.
3. Allow the business of selling land to few rich people to deny many poor
people their right to live freely in their villages.
4. Allow gay men and women to marry, which is against God’s plan.
5. Spread politics of hatred in the country.
6. Allow false religious preachers to exploit the poor of their wealth.
7. Steal National wealth for personal interest.
8. Insult and dishonour the God whom the Goshali worships.
President Sata is exempted from these rules for us to give him chance to
put his house in order for he is leaving us very soon.
But any president who will come after Sata will be in need of observing all
these rules. If he fails, I’ll destroy him.
I’ve been planning over this all these years since 1999. Now that I’ve
achieved my goal, I’ll do what I want. MY DECISION IS FINAL AND NO ONE CAN
SUGGEST OTHERWISE.
Sincerely,
Gen S.J. Gabou.
GOSHALI CHIEF.”
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kay mulesha
February 25, 2013 at 9:05 am
You are a mad person. You will died your self
kay mulesha
February 25, 2013 at 9:05 am
You are a mad person. You will die your self
Goodanalyst
February 25, 2013 at 9:12 am
You are luck that our technologist in this beloved country are not competent enough to detect the source of some of this information you post, otherwise you deserve to to be behind bars for you are a danger to society. you have talked about sensitive things which borders on the national security, finally you have mentioned the name of our beloved president. But to tell the truth this country will not be shacked by your literature story. For you are not the giver of life, so you can not take any ones life.
CNP-4U
February 25, 2013 at 9:18 am
hahahaha..this is interesting..where are you man.>?
Ra Phil
February 25, 2013 at 9:29 am
Abantu bamo mashilu sana. Who are you to fore tell when one will die?. If you have nothing to do go and rot in hell yourself.
Pimpslim
February 25, 2013 at 9:47 am
Are you indirectly trying to diss TB Joshua ?
Ra Phil
February 25, 2013 at 9:35 am
Goshali you are a fool and and think God should take you before you confuse everyone. You belong to the bottomless pit of hell. You have a spirit of the devil. I wish i knew you, i could have handled you very well myself. i wish you knew how i feel after reading your ****** alarm. Nosense
nawaitwika
February 25, 2013 at 9:45 am
Watch and pray the devil and his agents are not resting and again I say watch.Christians let us work together to pray and fast for our nation I never knew we had such strong cults in Zambia despite living in this country for many years God help us.
MotherF**s
February 25, 2013 at 9:49 am
Panyo pa tate wako Goshali..mwana wa galu iwe. Wanya nikupeza mu ma tunnels. I will **** you up satanyoko iwe.
Darlinton Victor
February 25, 2013 at 9:55 am
Rubbish you even wasted time writing nosense,you realy have bad jokes
lolex phiri
February 25, 2013 at 9:55 am
Madness at its best.
DIGGERS
February 25, 2013 at 10:04 am
We are ready for you anytime, by the way you are just a usefull *****.
felix
February 25, 2013 at 10:06 am
i am going to kill myself goshali
CK
February 25, 2013 at 10:09 am
Live our peaceful country and our President alone. You are a devil and will be punished when you touch God’s people satanist!
Leon Davies
February 25, 2013 at 10:14 am
You have no news! This is rubbish!
Cumbu Munshololwa SC
February 25, 2013 at 10:16 am
Biiig Coward. ba tumfweko, why publish such crap.
Davison Mtonga
February 25, 2013 at 10:21 am
Politics of malice and hatred has no place in Zambia. No body knows their departure date. It is only God who knows. When you wish others to die are you not going to die some yourself? Even when you do not agree with policies of a party in Govt, its morally WRONG to wish others death. We have experienced how SAD it is to lose a seating president.It is not only expensive as a nation but also as Zambians we remain orphans in every human endeavor;economically and otherwise. Please lets refrain from using such approach to contemplate to forming Govt. Such minds are better off not coming anywhere near forming Govt. Davison Mtonga
Peter Piper
February 25, 2013 at 10:27 am
Big *****
Brilliant
February 25, 2013 at 10:28 am
This whole issue of Goshali is just a myth created by PF. The desperattion by PF to remain in power even when they have failed is really surprising. Now they want to claim that satanists are fighting them!! Shame on you!!! We know your tricks, just deliver your promises to the Zambian people and not creating such lies that doe not even exist!!
snr chief
February 25, 2013 at 10:30 am
u ar such an insulence arogant and disgrantod failier.u ar so behind n yo thinking nd hell is awaitin u n da next 24 hours.take my words u so called goshali.
Pa Nkoloso
February 25, 2013 at 10:40 am
Goshali???Or or what so ever you call yourself, you evil devil agent. Your bottom line is: I copy and paste”2. Embracy the fallacy of, ‘Zambia is a Christian nation’. Zambia is and will be a Christian nation, until judgment day.You need salvation and deliverance you evil chap.
RaPhill
February 25, 2013 at 10:46 am
Yaba!!! Goshali waleka Nashulila mu office. You are mad indeed
Cumbu Munshololwa SC
February 25, 2013 at 11:34 am
Cracked my Ribs. Musadya beans ngati mubwela pa site yaba Tumfweko.
chiingu
February 25, 2013 at 11:20 am
this is nonsensical,who is this moron that thinks like the effluent from a sewage pond.
juju
February 25, 2013 at 11:42 am
I read this article out of curiosity…… other this is one of hoaxes…. Ba Tumfweko, why post such rubbish? the Security guys will investigate you for distributiong propaganda….watch out!!!
***** goshali.
humble
February 25, 2013 at 11:42 am
@brilliant. I think you are the only one who is ignolant about goshali people. mind you they are tonga who know may be they are working with haha, we can khow the sentiments resebles of haha. May the good lord Jesus protect our presindet from the anger of the opposition.
THE POPE
February 25, 2013 at 11:43 am
that’s why they had banned dagger smoking,is because of people like goshali.dagger smoked in hunger results in illusions like this.
humble
February 25, 2013 at 11:44 am
@brilliant. I think you are the only one who is ignolant about goshali people. mind you they are tonga who know may be they are working with haha, we can khow the sentiments resebles of haha. May the good lord Jesus protect our presindet from the anger of the opposition. Ok
KEEGAN
February 25, 2013 at 11:48 am
THIS IS THE CULT THAT MASEBO BELONGS TO AND SHE IS THE CHIEF USHER
CC
February 25, 2013 at 11:51 am
someone should find out if this guy is in Zambia. if he is in Zambia, I urge all the political parties to send their most ruthless cadres (william banda, bowman lusambo, etc)to go and deal with him. The UPND can are invited to apply their mapatizya formula on him.
Conman
February 25, 2013 at 9:57 pm
You forgot judge ngoma and scorpion kadobi my man
antuonse
February 25, 2013 at 11:53 am
such an *****!
dododo!
February 25, 2013 at 12:14 pm
you managed to fool yourself but you will not fool the GOD’s blessed lot. vegeance is for God, i hope you drawn in this your very poison.
juju
February 25, 2013 at 12:19 pm
I read this article out of curiosity…… otherwise this is one of the hoaxes…. Ba Tumfweko, why post such rubbish? the Security guys will investigate you for distributiong propaganda….watch out!!!
***** goshali to hell with your rubbish….
Uwatambile Baskopo
February 25, 2013 at 5:39 pm
I asked them the same question and they didn’t publish me. Why publish such nonsense when you know that Zambians are very gullible. They swallow superstitions and rumours as if they are the truth. This is very alarmist.
Infidels Baghdad Zulu
February 25, 2013 at 1:05 pm
Goshali, you’ve had your fifteen minutes of fame now bit it! Hit the road Jack and come back no more!
PEMPS
February 25, 2013 at 1:11 pm
SURELY BA TUMFWEKO,WHY POST THIS? STOP THE LOT PLEASE!!??
Uwatambile Baskopo
February 25, 2013 at 5:43 pm
Zambians and superstitions are one. Chris Katongo is a victim of stoopid beliefs by people who will believe anything sounding mystical.. Just try starting a rumour that Sata will become the next pope
Kasaka
February 25, 2013 at 1:32 pm
This smells of mapatizya formula. This guys are from southern province
chunks
February 25, 2013 at 2:08 pm
be delivered by the blood of jesus gosheli
Rod piper
February 25, 2013 at 3:36 pm
this is jst a f”@cking mindless indivitual anyway a war with Goshali would be bad.bring it on
ngombe ilede
February 25, 2013 at 3:44 pm
hahahahahahahahahahah mwebantu where is zambia going to.Too many chainama cases everyday,what is this,try to be a bit clear and to the point than making us sleep,ala!
Ichimpwena
February 25, 2013 at 9:16 pm
WHat type of Dagga is in this Chongwe area ?
KADOYO
February 25, 2013 at 9:30 pm
YOU WILL DIE YOURSELF AND YOU WILL BE PUT TO SHAME
YOUR UNCLE THE DEVIL IS A DISGRACE SO IS HIS SISTERS SO IS HER SONS AND DAUGHTERS SO IS HER GRAND CHILDREN SO IS YOU DEVIL INCANATE YOU ARE MAD.. I COMMAND THE LAND TO SWALLOW YOU ALIVE … AND THE TURNEL COLLAPSE NOWWWWWWWW! BY FIRE IN JESUS’ NAME.
Uwakwamununga
February 25, 2013 at 11:02 pm
THE WHOLE ARTICLE SHOWS LACK OF MATURITY.
Inchi
February 25, 2013 at 11:30 pm
BUULLLLLSHIT
tripoli
February 26, 2013 at 8:30 am
crap crap crap
ngozo
February 26, 2013 at 7:31 pm
Why can’t people wish the president well. If you want wait till election day. God must punish you immediately.
fianta gomora inka yamilimo
February 27, 2013 at 2:02 pm
you can go back to hell you devil