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Man’s P*n*s Grows Uncontrollably After Drinking S*x Enhancer
A Bulawayo man is living in distress after his organ reportedly grew uncontrollably.
34-year-old Nigel Nyoni of Bulawayo’s uptown suburb, Burnside, is fighting a rare condition that he claims came as a result of gulping countless litres of traditional concoction that was meant to increase his sexual drive over three weeks.
The man said his manhood has been growing uncontrollably since the day he guzzled the concoction.
Nyoni claims that his ‘anaconda’ had grown by a ‘mammoth’ seven centimetres in less than a month after taking a concoction popularly known as imbiza or guchu.
“I used to have a normal penis but what is happening to me is getting me scared. When I first noticed that my organ was growing, I didn’t mind because I thought it was part of the process. However, I later realised that it was growing continuously,” said Nyoni.
He said on noticing that his organ was growing excessively, he took measurements after every two days.
“On taking measurements, I realised that my organ was growing. To tell the truth this is scaring me. I used to be an average guy but this has gone overboard,” he said.
Nyoni revealed that he has since approached a herbalist who prescribed the concoction but he was unable to help him.
“He told me that there was nothing he could do as the ‘guchu’ was not for enlargement but for increasing sexual drive. He even accused me of trying to trick him after I demanded my money back. I am afraid of getting out of the house because my organ is beginning to show in my trousers. I’m scared it might continue to ‘expand’ until it kills me,” said Nyoni.
“Very soon maybe it would be worse and no woman would want me near. What if I die without a family of my own? There is a woman that I am planning to marry this year and how will that be possible if I die or if this thing continues to grow,” he said.
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Evans mukuka
February 28, 2013 at 4:10 am
Am happy my normal size,my wife is happy too. I give her all she wats. Leave within yo means.
Wanu Ngwee
February 28, 2013 at 9:19 pm
I JUST FEEL PITY FOR THE GUY WHO WILL MARRY HIS FORMER GIRLFRIEND!
Democrat
February 28, 2013 at 5:44 am
Just reading the heading I knew it was zimbabwe. I think Tumfweko has its headquarters in zim.
m.i.g
February 28, 2013 at 7:22 am
The power of mutototo,, imbiza,, guchu,,.Mukalafwa ifi fine, b content with w@ God gave u.very soon it will b a belt around yo waist & u will live 2 regret 4 th rest of yo life.Hu wud want 2 stay with such kind of a man?
nawaitwika
February 28, 2013 at 8:17 am
sad indeed immoral behaviour lead you to that, did any woman complain about not being satisfied, you have just mentioned that you want to marry this year have you been having sex outside wedlock sinfull behaviour go to the hospital and pray, you may be helped by the physicians controlling the growth of your manhood men learn from your friend.
special force
February 28, 2013 at 9:57 am
Leka cikulileko kabili u were not content with what u had.
Lisa
February 28, 2013 at 10:38 am
hahahahahahaha!!! ndipo th world indeed is coming to an end. its gud that it was yo decision nt yo girlfriends. by th end of March nishi chafika kumakasa lol!
jayjoster
February 28, 2013 at 12:14 pm
Sory, pity u. The God worship is a God of miracles and second chances,he neva forsakes ,try him my dear.
Comit ya situation into his hands and see men of God for help.
mwamba mutale
February 28, 2013 at 2:30 pm
Efyo walefwaya. My dear size is with the mind. Just concentrate when on top and yu will hear the way she will sober(cry). Come to me for lessons
Jorris
February 28, 2013 at 2:40 pm
The devil is a liar. Just repent, confess and pray denouncing the condition and the illegal stay of the devil in your life.
PSYCHOLOGIST
February 28, 2013 at 3:18 pm
7 CENT METERS IS NOT BAD, I HAVE 12 CENT METERS AND ITS NORMAL. AM CONFER TABLE WITH IT.
Ba medza
February 28, 2013 at 3:23 pm
Mudala that’s good news! Soon you will be the man with the longest manhood on this planet & know what that means more money mumatumba kaili ninshi waingila mu guinese book of records.mmmm kwena ulicikali!
Skeletone
February 28, 2013 at 3:47 pm
Here we go again Tumfweko, all the time is Zimbabwe sex stories. You are scaring some of us, that this blog is addicted to sexual misfortunes.
Let me know if you want real news, not this endless rubbish.
What can one learn with this story?
moir
February 28, 2013 at 4:48 pm
hahahaha..give me a droplet so i can give someone also!!!
kalichee
February 28, 2013 at 5:50 pm
He deserved that punishment
aunt s
February 28, 2013 at 5:52 pm
may God forgive u, mambala, wantinya!!!
uupasa
February 28, 2013 at 10:28 pm
Serious?
Anthony chisanga
March 1, 2013 at 11:07 am
I also wanted that medicine for ma hood but you have scared me aim very sorry for you but 7 cm is not bad the only issue is that it is growing every day.
good day,can you strictly confront him.
SEKOPONOKE
March 1, 2013 at 2:49 pm
Lelo! lel!o lelo! eyaaa! Guchu! guchu! guchu…. ukutemwa ifya kunwanwa ehh. Mambala alinwa over dose.
Barotse diaspora
March 1, 2013 at 5:59 pm
Ba tumfweko Ask that man to go back to the shop were he bought that sex enhancer to get the reversing concoction to stop the manhood from growing unwantedly.that to heavy for him to carry or he wil die untimely.
rtfvghyut
March 1, 2013 at 8:21 pm
Show us the pictures kaili
Ice mike
March 2, 2013 at 12:52 am
Fyakwe ifyo chikala chakwe.
Afwaya ukutomba shani?
Nyina chisokone!