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Prostitute Dies During Romp, Wakes Up And Jumps Out From Coffin
A PROSTITUTE in Zimbabwe ‘died’ during a hotel romp with a client – only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin.
The vice girl reportedly collapsed during a sex session last week at the Manor Hotel in Bulaweyo.
Convinced she was dead, her shocked client called the police – who sent paramedics to collect the body.
But as they were loading the ‘corpse’ into a metal coffin, the hooker suddenly woke up screaming.
Local news reports claim she leaped from the casket, yelling: “You want to kill me, you want to kill me”.
Terrified staff and guests at the hotel who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.
A source told Bulaweyo24 News: “It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen.”
The shaken hooker – known locally as MaNdlo – was escorted home by another prostitute.
Thesun.co.uk
Posted by Kunda
on March 31, 2013. Filed under LATEST NEWS.
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Lord farah
March 31, 2013 at 3:14 pm
Rosemary iciwa! No doubt. The guy tombad a ghost! Mamamamamamamiya!
Uwakwamununga
March 31, 2013 at 3:35 pm
Ilicit sex is scary of late.KUTI WATOLO MUPAMBA, UWA PA NG’ANDA ALIFYE BANE NATUCINJE IMISANGO.AWE NOMBA NEBO YIII!
umu bemba nkonko
March 31, 2013 at 3:45 pm
Batila mukulolekesha emukutobolwa!
ben2020
March 31, 2013 at 3:46 pm
Things are happening!
Barotse diaspora
March 31, 2013 at 4:40 pm
Boza iiwe.eye imwe!
Genaro the Analyst
March 31, 2013 at 5:06 pm
Tumfweko sori bt pipo nid news.u cnt compit wit incompitent news..luk ds story hz alt of dautful variations..d hoker myt av bin druged?y dd d police directly com wt a cofin-myt av bin an aranged ritual-ds gal wz heded for sacrifice? Pipo no postmotem no nothing en muntu direct mu cofin?? Nah-luk nthng abt d guys arest z mentioned.Analyze
pat
March 31, 2013 at 6:21 pm
iye!!!
Stigma
March 31, 2013 at 7:38 pm
ilyashi lyapano sonde…. na kaleya mateo yawamapo!
Ba game
March 31, 2013 at 10:16 pm
kikikikikiki!!! but kwena ba tumfweko iyi yena ni real intertnmnt news @ sex Session @ pipo running in difrnt direction @ metal coffin… kikikiki awe kwena mwandepaula lelo.
Ze Bige
March 31, 2013 at 11:09 pm
Pwahahahaha! Alya pa Chiwa, awe Kwena umbi aka ilya 1 day, 4rm 2de av stopped ba Solola, u can die pofye.
ADIABATIC
April 1, 2013 at 12:54 am
YOU ARE BACK WITH THE ZIMBABWE STORIES YOU TUMFWEKO PEOPLE.
WHAT IS REALLY WITH YOU AND ZIMBABWE. JUST THINK OF IT, 90% OF YOUR CRAZY STORIES HAVE ZIMBABWE IN THEM.
NOTHING FROM BEAUTIFUL ANGOLA OR MOZAMBIQUE
JUST RECITING
April 1, 2013 at 12:42 pm
This is a blue lie. Where on earth did you find a person who dies being put straight into a coffin instead of body being picked up by police and taken to hospital as BID (Brought In Dead) as per procedure. Ba Tumfweko awe am about to stop reading you materials.
pretty
April 1, 2013 at 10:37 pm
The metal coffins are used to collect bodies, ve seen it in senanga district.
MOSQUITO
April 1, 2013 at 2:24 pm
NOT TRUE, CAN SOMEONE DIE IN FEW MINUTES A COFFIN IS BROUGHT TO PUT HER IN NO TELL US SOMETHING ELSE
MOSQUITO
April 1, 2013 at 2:30 pm
YOUR REPORTING HAS NOW DETERIOORATED PLEASE PULL UP YOUR SOCKS,SURELY 2, 3 DAYS CAN PASS WITHOUT NEWS ONLY SHOWING OLD OLD REPORTS,SO IF ITS WEEKEND YOU ALSO GO TO SLEEP NOT SO AWE NAIMWE
Genaro The Analyst
April 1, 2013 at 8:29 pm
is Tumfweko’s editor dead…RIP
Bull
April 1, 2013 at 9:26 pm
She must have been chased by God….
pretty
April 1, 2013 at 10:33 pm
tumfweko, cant see my comments, ninshi kanshi?