Caught In Act, Pillows Used As Evidence

By MUNIDE ZULU
A FULLY packed courtroom burst into laughter at the Lusaka Boma Court when a Lusaka woman narrated how she seized pillows belonging to her husband’s lover after she caught them red-handed.
Christine Mwanza told senior court magistrates Robert Zulu, George Kaoma and Lazarus Mwape that she could not hold her breath but seize two pillows of Elector Milupo when she found her having sex with her husband.
“I could not carry my husband when I found you having sex with him that is why I got your pillows so that I can use them as an exhibit to the court. I will give them back to you once the case is finalised,” Mwanza said.
This was heard in a case in which Elector Milupo sued Christine Mwanza for restitution of pillows.
In her statement earlier, Milupo demanded to be given back her pillows, which were taken by force from her house by Mwanza.
She later changed her mind of getting back her pillows saying they had overstayed and she did not know what she might have used them for.
Milupo said Mwanza’s husband is not her lover but her husband as they are legally married.
And Mwanza asked Milupo why she snatched her husband from her and if she was happy with her action, which has caused her and her children suffering.
But Milupo said, “That is not my problem if you are suffering because I am not the one suffering. All I know is that I live well with my husband.”
The court castigated Milupo for snatching her friend’s husband and ordered Mwanza to give back the pillows to her husband’s lover once the case in which she sued her for adultery is finalised.

Posted by Editor on April 15, 2013. Filed under LIFE & STYLE, STYLE. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

11 Responses to Caught In Act, Pillows Used As Evidence

Pj Reply

April 15, 2013 at 2:11 pm

wow! Woman wil never stop amenzing me!! Wher is da same guy coswee!!
Cycle Mata Reply

April 15, 2013 at 2:30 pm

Title should have been “PILLOW CASE”…lol
- Josh GM Reply
  
  April 16, 2013 at 2:53 pm
  
  Good one… good thinking and sense of humor.
kakolwe Reply

April 15, 2013 at 2:50 pm

Cycle Mata! U make me giggle! Ati “Pillow Case?” Walipusauka. The best evidence should have been the husband. Advice to woment, use yo camera phones when accosting rivals! Its handy!
mc Reply

April 15, 2013 at 4:49 pm

lolest!
Ricky Ricky Reply

April 15, 2013 at 7:30 pm

Is it wrong to withdraw from your own ATM, give the guy a break.
CALLED WISE Reply

April 15, 2013 at 8:22 pm

I NOTICE THAT IN THIS KIND OF MATTERS MEN ARE NEVER QUESTIONED.
IT’S ALWAYS THE BATTLE BETWEEN THE SNATCHER AND THE SNATCHED.
SINGLE LADIES SHOULD JUST AVOID FLIRTING WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S PROPERTIES.
Mosquito Reply

April 15, 2013 at 9:29 pm

@cycle mata wanjipaya pillow case kwena I will sleep with my mouth open lelo …lol
Uwakwamununga Reply

April 15, 2013 at 10:46 pm

IWE MUN’GWIN’GWI ATI WALALALA NAKANWA AKAISULWA, NINSHI ZOONA WASHAINA IWE…..TAMWASUNGAPO UTUMA COCROACHES KA? NANGUFYE KOSWE ALAISA NGAMWATAMPA UKUNUNKA MUKANWA KUMA 0330 HOURS.GOOD LUCK MOSQUITO.
De Lady Reply

April 16, 2013 at 12:10 pm

Muntu ngasafuna nishi safuna. bushe ndiye alinayo eka
NGOSHE KU BWENDO Reply

April 16, 2013 at 4:44 pm

THIS IS THE BEST LAUGHING POINT FOR ME TODAY. KWENA NASEKA SANA BANE. YABA EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH