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Woman’s Privates Disappears After Sleeping With Married Man
ZIMBABWE – A 29-year-old Bulawayo woman from Matshobana suburb got the shock of her life when she woke up in the morning and realised that her private parts were missing, it is alleged.
Chipo Sibanda reportedly learnt the hard way in the early hours of 29 April when she visited the toilet but could not urinate upon discovering that her vagina had mysteriously sealed. The woman is said to have nearly collapsed when she noticed that her ‘most sweetness spot’ had mysteriously sealed.
However, a ZImbabwean online publication says it has learnt that Chipo was in the habit of sleeping with married men – a claim which was confirmed by the alleged hubby-snatcher. It is reported that Chipo approached one of the women whose husband had allegedly ‘strayed’ to Chipo’s ‘honey jar’.
A source who stays in Bulawayo’s Matshobana suburb where there incident reportedly took place, said a woman popularly known as Mai Tawanda had previously warned Chipo to stay away from her husband. The source said after the spine-chilling incident, the ‘vaginaless’ woman approached Mai Tawanda and begged for forgiveness.
“She didn’t have a choice in this case but to approach Mai Tawanda and apologise. No one remains calm upon realising that her sexual organ is missing. If she had not approached Mai Tawanda we could be talking about something else,” said a source close to Chipo.
It is reported that Mai Tawanda first thrashed Chipo but much to the surprise of everyone, the bashed woman did not cry. The alleged husband-snatcher was saved by Mai Tawanda’s sister who had been summoned to hear the confession.
“She was set free 3 hours after the beating. She made a promise to Mai Tawanda that she would never see her husband or even come near him. That is when she was told to go to the toilet and check if her organ was back,” she said.
After several attempts to get hold of Chipo, our news crew eventually managed to hook up with the woman who openly revealed that she had learnt a big lesson.
“I am sorry to all women I have wronged. It wasn’t my intention to break their marriages. It (the disappearance of her organ) was so scary and the thought that I couldn’t piss was frightening. I could feel that my bladder was full but I couldn’t do anything,” she said.
Efforts to get a comment from the much dreaded Mai Tawanda proved futile by the time of going to press.
Posted by
kakolwe
May 14, 2013 at 12:55 am
Pathetic as these yo Zim stories may be, what is more childish is the author who is so emotionally excited in reporting. In an effort to sound so raunchy, he ends up soundin VULGAR! SH!T!
iye
May 14, 2013 at 1:10 am
gud lesson to zambian women,stop sleeping with married men,especially u collage toadlers,u will learn it the hardest way
Moze
May 14, 2013 at 7:09 am
its a sin to sleep with married people regardless the sex stop.
Reveal!
May 14, 2013 at 7:15 am
Nonsense!
Bring better bizarre stories and not witch craft thing you cannot confirm.
imitation!
May 14, 2013 at 7:35 am
Much ar we appreciate the posts,we want to discuss many issues affecting this country!
imitation!
May 14, 2013 at 7:35 am
Much as we appreciate the posts,we want to discuss many issues affecting this country!
Boza Muleke
May 14, 2013 at 8:42 am
Only a fool can believe such crap!
Ati, the thought of not being able to urinate. If this is true, urinating will be d least of her worries.
CALLED WISE
May 14, 2013 at 8:57 am
AN “ALLEGED” STORY IS NOT WORTHY TO COMMENT ON.
CALLED WISE
May 14, 2013 at 9:03 am
A CRACK FOR MY FELLOW CHUM BLOGGERS:
Gift Mule looked at his baby and smiled.
“ You must be making big plans for our baby,
judging by your smile.”
His wife Jane said (a former prostitute).
Gift: “ No, I was just wondering how someone
could make such a baby for only 12 pin.”
Popopo
May 14, 2013 at 10:00 am
Ichinyo ukwisalika? How possible? Next news please napapata……. Zimbabwe Zimbabwe
Umupandapwiti
May 14, 2013 at 11:14 am
Awe kwena, nganika nayo yalilubile??? I was hoping you had included a photo of a sealed Pu55y.
nyamu
May 14, 2013 at 3:35 pm
Yaba she wud v just been left like that.
sad face
May 14, 2013 at 4:57 pm
Hahahahahaha very funny…. People have powers… Black ones….hahahaha… Sealing pa h______ without owner’s notice bali bad zo ona!!! Kikikikikiki…. Bwe laniko mu zambiam
Peter Tosh
May 14, 2013 at 6:00 pm
Now show us the latest photo of her privates so that we prove ati ichine chine it has really been restored
peternnzou
May 14, 2013 at 6:35 pm
That’s agood for such ****** women
El
May 14, 2013 at 10:16 pm
Ubufi!
mungoli paul
May 15, 2013 at 12:10 am
kutemwa bamukabenee.lelo lelo lelo lelo lelo lelo.
Mumbi Kolobwe
May 15, 2013 at 10:29 am
Really do you people have anything of substance to write such as who behind Father Frank’s erratic behaviour?
Raphas
May 15, 2013 at 11:57 am
Black magic can perfom wonders, charm used should be made public so misslaneous men and women could be controlled
strong
May 16, 2013 at 9:58 am
wow
ANONYMOUS
May 17, 2013 at 9:29 am
boza
boza
boza
sp
May 25, 2013 at 10:55 am
married men should stick to their wives not cheating them i hope they have learnt a lesson after that incidence.
ezra
June 9, 2013 at 8:47 pm
Wat has remianed on the sweet spot