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Man’s Organ Disappears Whenever He Wants To Urinate Or Have Sex
A married man from West Acre Plots on the out skirts of Bulawayo is reportedly going through a nightmarish experience.
His penis mysteriously disappears whenever he intends to have sex or relieve himself. The unusual ailment, which has shaken the community, is reported to have started after the man, Cornelius Dhliwayo, had sex with an unidentified married woman in the area. The man’s family is reportedly making frantic efforts in a bid to find a cure to the unusual ailment, which has caused untold suffering to Dhliwayo.
His alleged mistress, who was unknowingly administered with the strange sex ‘vaccine’ popularly known as runyoka or ‘African Central Locking System’, is reported to have fled to South Africa where her husband is working after Dhliwayo confided in her concerning his problem.
A source close to the incident, said Dhliwayo’s strange illness could be a result of runyoka. he claimed that the husband of the woman suspected that his wife was ‘leasing’ his ‘sexual farm’ to other men as he will be at work in South Africa hence he decided to cast her the spell, which is reportedly causing Dhliwayo’s organ to mysteriously disappear each time he wants to urinate or have sex.
“Dhliwayo’s problem might be a result of runyoka. This is so because word doing rounds in the community is that his problem started after he had sex with a married woman from the same area. After Dhliwayo told the woman about his problem, she fled to South Africa where her husband is reportedly working,” said an informant who identified himself as Dube.
The ailing Dhliwayo is reportedly on record claiming that the woman in question hoodwinked him into sleeping with her after she failed to pay him for a piece job he had performed at her homestead.
“He is always crying in agony. Really if the family fails to quickly find a remedy Dhliwayo will die. To make matters worse his wife is threatening to leave him claiming that he has not been having sex with her for a long time. As we speak right now his homestead is deserted with all huts locked as the family is travelling to different prophets and traditional healers in search of a cure for this rare disease,” added Dube.
Following Dhliwayo’s disaster, reports gathered by our news crew are that promiscuous men from the area are now scared of having extra-marital affairs in the community., which Dube claimed was turning into Sodom and Gomorrah.
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truthful
June 4, 2013 at 11:22 am
i need to find this medicine-
swine
June 4, 2013 at 3:05 pm
what’s wrong with your spouse?
casim
June 4, 2013 at 11:56 am
maybe there are things he did or said about someone who got upset and is trying to punish him….. to bad let him ask God to forgive him…
mimi
June 4, 2013 at 12:53 pm
balimuchita bwino. ukutemwa ifykulya lya. lets hop they take one more month to find the healer, he will learn a lesson olo takabwekeshopo!
DIVA
June 4, 2013 at 2:09 pm
Eeeh, ifibaume fyalitemwa ubuchende. Why go to a married woman if you can find a single one? In my view, only a woman can go for a married man. This will teach you sexists a lesson.
swine
June 4, 2013 at 3:06 pm
6ex involves two people naimwe Ba Diva kwati balimuchitile rape!
mwewa in South Africa
June 4, 2013 at 2:13 pm
This is proper muti kwena. Awe it pains bane mukabene! Any way too bad, he just needs to go and look for that man in South Africa and plead for forgiveness and if anything pay him something in return, he might forgive.
CALLED WISE
June 4, 2013 at 2:23 pm
ANOTHER MAN’S WIFE IS A THORNED FIELD, A ROPELESS DEEP PIT TO NEVER WALK NEAR BY.
MARRIED WOMEN HAVE POWER TO SAY ‘NO’ TO OTHER MEN’S PROPOSALS.
the eye
June 4, 2013 at 2:26 pm
pay the prostitute you chopped for free
Truth2
June 4, 2013 at 2:27 pm
The medicine looks good in preventing HIV AIDS.Kaili ngaulefwaya iule wasanga taukwete walabako.Kamofye abakashi.No girlfriend ….hahahah ikali
KALULU NTUMPILE
June 4, 2013 at 4:38 pm
no coment
Kyulu Buteshi.
June 4, 2013 at 4:44 pm
Ba diva kanshi mukese tukamilye. Hehehehehehe!!!
Breeze
June 4, 2013 at 8:50 pm
Ba limuchengesha,thy say you reep what you sore.kalulu tachengela kabili, naine ndeufya umuti mwe lol.
chimbwi
June 4, 2013 at 9:59 pm
‘African locking system’ ALS. Will ask Dr.Manda Manzi Therapy where I can get this.
chimbwi
June 4, 2013 at 10:00 pm
‘African Central Locking System’ ACLS.
umulenbe
June 4, 2013 at 10:39 pm
am so lucky to read this cause i was almost to sleep with one i think kulewankafye bafikala chapwa !!!
Monk Data
June 6, 2013 at 4:27 pm
E mukwai e, natulewankafye bane………….lol
cowboy
June 4, 2013 at 10:51 pm
HIV, AIDS and ACLS free
Pwanya Mukongo
June 4, 2013 at 11:16 pm
Please ndefwayako uyo muti naine napapata mutombela kwipaya alanjipaila umukashi
EDGER
June 4, 2013 at 11:43 pm
its a hard moment but why going for married woman while there alot single ladies affordable ones shame////
cindy
June 6, 2013 at 3:17 am
ati,ifyakulya ubushiku fitulila ku malushi..wachenjela..naine ndefwaya umuti ..abaume balichilamo ubuchende ..i wonder why people cheat n cnt stick to one partner..wechalowe..efyo hiv keeps spreading at an alarming rate..abaume bafwaika ukubaputula ifikala..they are the ones that initiates the sex..ulunkumbwa ba fikala namatole ayafota..
preaty
August 10, 2013 at 11:30 am
Wachejera.