- Stay Connected
Socialize
Man Dies As Manhood Stretches To Knees
A Zvishavane man died last Tuesday morning at a Bulawayo hospital in a suspected case of runyoka which saw his manhood elongating to knee-level after he allegedly has sex with a headman’s wife.
The now deceased, whose name could not be ascertained by the time of going to press, is believed to be from Chief Mazvihwa’s area in Zvishavane, Midlands Province.
The man’s mysterious condition reportedly sent shivers down the spines of some patients, visitors and hospital staff at the United Bulawayo Hospitals (UBH). He was reportedly crying and writhing in agony, and died before receiving medical attention.
A source from the hospital said before the deceased took his last breath, he had confessed that he had been having sex with a headman’s wife who is suspected to have been ‘fenced’ by her husband.
The mysterious ‘central locking system’ is popularly known as runyoka. It is traditionally regarded as a safety lock applied on both men and women to enforce fidelity.
It is said that a person fences his or her spouse so that they do not have sexual relations with other people. Indulging in sex with a ‘locked’ person often results in inexplicable illness that normally leads to death.
“There was drama on the day that he got admitted to the hospital as people jostled to catch a glimpse of his ‘stretched hosepipe’. Nurses ran around trying to assist him but unfortunately he died before they attended to him. Even nurses who tried to assist him before he died said his ailment was an issue with circumstances that they could not really comprehend in medical terms,” said a source who requested anonymity.
“Before he died he confessed that he slept with a headman’s wife and was regretting that he failed to take heed of his relatives advice who warned him to stay away from the woman. Nurses tried to assist him by putting ice blocks to make his organ flaccid but it couldn’t help,” added the source.
UBH Chief Executive Officer, Mrs Nonhlanhla Ndlovu, could not be reached for comment, but nurses at the hospital confirmed the incident.
Posted by
teny
July 5, 2013 at 8:18 am
Sad
xxx
July 5, 2013 at 8:30 am
A lesson to all of you who love pounding other pipo’s women!!!! its here in Zambia so be warned
judge
July 5, 2013 at 8:43 am
zimbabwe news from unreliable source….AGAIN!!!!!!
DIVA
July 5, 2013 at 8:46 am
@xxx, where can I get runyoka so that I use it on my promiscuous dude.
man
July 5, 2013 at 9:04 am
There r many single ladies, even ama ule where u can only pay as little as 20 kwacha and relieve yoself, why would one decide 2 pound a married woman, let alone the wife 2 the headman, if this is a true story, then let it be a warning 2 would be offenders, never fak another man’s wife, its ten times dangerous.
IT
July 5, 2013 at 9:08 am
I KNOW THIS RUNYOKA, ITS QUIET BAD. IN SOME CASES IT ALSO COMES WITH A REMOTE CONTROL, YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR SPOUSE FROM WHEREVER. JUST BE SURE TO HAVE ENOUGH DOUBLE ‘A’ BATTERIES.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.
Bebeni Bonfwe
July 5, 2013 at 10:52 pm
@IT….you are a big foool lolest, ati remote control lolest…yaba
WAZANGA
July 5, 2013 at 9:17 am
keep away from married babes amaule lizanda
ECONOMIST
July 6, 2013 at 4:30 pm
supposed she is sweet? and expresses her interest(EOI)expression of interest,free of charge
mailoni brother
July 5, 2013 at 9:20 am
I have runyoka.call me on this number..0977320355
ONE COIN
July 5, 2013 at 9:25 am
Ine bamukabene nshakaleke coz i like playing that Tom & jerry game.
NGONI-MAN
July 5, 2013 at 11:39 am
ONE COIN ulichipuba sana. You will get stack elyo bakaye kuputula… Nomba iwe nga bakutombela uobe kuti wachita shani?
yafffeeeee
July 5, 2013 at 9:46 am
Naine nshakaleke bcoz they sweeter than single ones abashimbe.runyoka panse unless you believe in it.
Umupandapwiti
July 5, 2013 at 9:49 am
Tubumoneko kainge. We need to see the photo!
k.n
July 5, 2013 at 9:52 am
this is a lesson to both men and women, when you are married better stay away from infedelity. runyoka is in defferent forms and its now becoming common in zambia. i remember in 2009,in western province, kaoma to be specific, a couple got stuck as they were sinning and it was such a sad situation whereby, each and everyone wanted to witness what was happening, including children. a couple was served after 5, when a husband to a woman reversed the whole process. MARRIED MEN OR WOMEN…DANGER!!!!
saks
July 5, 2013 at 9:52 am
Only a fool can believe such primitive stories, as 4 me whether maried, single, Li ule kutomba nga chapwalala, elo ababene balilowa ukutombela ukwipaya.
Kote
July 5, 2013 at 9:54 am
@one coin do u hv a wife inkakuliko i wil screw her like no man’s bussines,keep away from married women.
shibukombe
July 5, 2013 at 10:12 am
IF YOU NARE MARRIED;
RULE NO.1
Stay faithful.
RULE NO. 2
Never touch another man’s wife. Respect her the same way you would like your wife to be respected by other men.
mulonga
July 5, 2013 at 10:16 am
i know it and i have a remedy to control the consequence. if you are interested let me know.
maybin mpundu
July 5, 2013 at 10:54 am
the man wz stabon even the family tried 2 won him ba muchitabwino
mayor
July 5, 2013 at 10:55 am
be careful with married people
KA GELO
July 5, 2013 at 11:31 am
Knee length size are the man hoods I prefer. Not utu tuma choncholi type atase.
MANHOOD
July 5, 2013 at 11:46 am
Iwe KA GELO uletekanya… ukakumana nabo abatombela ukwipaya… bakakutulile na diaphram…
mwinefilimu
July 5, 2013 at 11:41 am
why always zimbabwe news!boza,wenye bufi ba tumfweko.all sources are withheld!why?
mopao
July 5, 2013 at 11:50 am
some married women lead us to pound them. so weak. but too bad for the man.the nurses delayed treament coz they were taking pictures on there fons and lafing
CALLED WISE
July 5, 2013 at 12:34 pm
THE BLAME IS ALWAYS PUT ON MARRIED LADY BECAUSE SHE WAS NOT DRAGGED, PUSHED OR PULLED.
MEN ALSO ARE LIKE A CHILD: YOU GIVE HIM A LOLIPOP, HE WILL WANT THE WHOLE PACKET.
Doug-Pound [D.P]
July 5, 2013 at 1:06 pm
pipo to fear slipng with a headmans wife…what mo a simple house wife…ni damage iyo.
wiseman
July 5, 2013 at 3:14 pm
God help us
MAFUPA YOKOYOKO
July 5, 2013 at 3:31 pm
Chenjeleni! Ine i have iyi sungununa ubuzompiki…
Theoretical
July 5, 2013 at 3:33 pm
Let us respect other people’s wife
Theoretical
July 5, 2013 at 3:34 pm
Let us respect other people’s wives
Popopo
July 5, 2013 at 5:06 pm
Yaaa!! Nafwa inee! I have a Kaluvale married woman, l have been screwing her for 5years from today naleka, RUNYOKA !
Sir jeff
July 5, 2013 at 5:58 pm
Awe mwandi ba tumfweko kuma comedies na ukwa ashalila
mailoni brother
July 5, 2013 at 8:27 pm
All of my runyoka is finished.thanks ba tumfweko for advertising my product.
bigbodybuilder
July 5, 2013 at 11:30 pm
If your di*k reaches your feet what type of pants do you wear?
mutoba kongwe
July 6, 2013 at 9:24 am
I sell runyoka at K100. I stay in Solwezi Mitec area near Sotec. For more details call 0933 434343. For ladies I have to seal them by faking them all nite long
Emma@KACE
July 6, 2013 at 4:12 pm
ba kucita bwino Yes stay away from “piping” other pipos wives.
Justin
July 8, 2013 at 4:14 pm
A good lesson for those defaulters>>>AMEN
Pingback: Man Dies As Manhood Stretches To Knees - SHINBOW.COM