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Zimba Police Arrest Man For Having Sex With A Pregnant Cow
A named man married to two wives of Zimba district was caught red handed having
sex with the neighbor’s cow at the graveyard at early hours. The Man was
arrested and detained at Zimba Police post on Saturday 6th July 2013 and was
released on Monday after doing a demo erotic scene of what he did.
So far no
one is sure of the real cause to him doing that but the are a lot of speculation
of rumors from the local people that he was doing some wealth rituals.
The man was released yesterday after being charged with K400 + 2 cows + 1
pregnant cow to reimburse the one he Played hide my sausage with because it was
pregnant. Then he is going to keep the one he banged
Posted by
Lamba Bull
July 9, 2013 at 11:22 am
Another TONGA chap..
medication
July 9, 2013 at 11:26 am
WAJATA NGOMBE SHAME ON UPON YOU
isaac
July 9, 2013 at 11:28 am
These cases are rapant especially southern party of this country. Statistically 95% of such cases the pendulam points to southern part why is it so? You will find that a man was caught having sex with a chicken in Mazabuka,a man caught in sexual scandal with a goat in Monze and man this and that in Kalaomo quite astonshing.
MAN G
July 9, 2013 at 11:37 am
KWENA KWALIBA IFIPUBA MUCALO UKUNYENGA ING’OMBE.SHAME!
Nyo ni Nyo
July 9, 2013 at 11:43 am
lmao
PIKE
July 9, 2013 at 11:44 am
Aisha ce.Aisha ni aisha.
lusaka topstories
July 9, 2013 at 12:12 pm
Wooo atleast he gets to keep his third wife
swine
July 9, 2013 at 12:21 pm
From the headline I just told myself…another tonga man!!Kalomo, Mazabuka, Zimba, Mapatizya!…what’s wrong with these people kanshi? I sometimes think it’s the dagga they smoke mixed with a-bit-fresh cow dung!
kalulumpunga
July 9, 2013 at 6:13 pm
Fyachabe fi makaka ifi!
frank bwalya
July 9, 2013 at 12:26 pm
Actually his name is Mulenga Kapoko. This is not Tonga!
Amaka Pa Nchende!!!
July 10, 2013 at 11:44 am
You cracked me up!! kid. very funny.
Alvin Chipmunk
July 9, 2013 at 12:41 pm
The act is called bestiality and is criminal. Who passed that weird verdict? This guy should be re- arrested and tried in the courts of law.
muntu
July 9, 2013 at 12:52 pm
No need to hide thers no other tribe can do tht apart frm tonga
mmb
July 9, 2013 at 12:57 pm
People we are living in the last minutes of the last days. People lets take things of God Seriously.
dudu
July 9, 2013 at 12:57 pm
NI NYELE YABWANJI BA TONGA KANSI?SHAME ON U!
kwesa
July 9, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Then he is going to keep the one he banged. ba mu pela third cowife. hahahahahahaha last days
truthful
July 9, 2013 at 1:19 pm
chisushi sana with two wives at home! i think its witchcraft!, plus you will go to hell mambala-confess!
you need a brain checkup-so many women are dying just for a bang and you are throwing?
kuku
July 9, 2013 at 1:28 pm
This is Total madness two wives + cow awemwandi !
Tho r ns
July 9, 2013 at 1:49 pm
The man must have definately a big problem.
doctors exam hie brain
Tho r ns
July 9, 2013 at 1:51 pm
Iyoo kwena wakwatamo shimweshimwe wa pipe.ukwingila mu gombe kwena you fool
the aka.
July 9, 2013 at 2:02 pm
…then he kept the one he banged…what an opportunity for him to marry the cow.who knows maybe it is pregnant by him.
kakolwe
July 9, 2013 at 2:04 pm
In the grave yard shuwa! If you follow this up, you’ll find that this family has thousands of animals, but, even if they slaughtered one, none of them eats of it coz they are all his children. Bull!
DIVA
July 9, 2013 at 2:35 pm
So now we know why the president of that particular province has kept so many cows, it is for the same purpose and embalming!!!!!!!
bize
July 9, 2013 at 2:44 pm
the devil has settled in tonga land now.
Ibuncha
July 9, 2013 at 3:22 pm
Deuteronomy 27:21 Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast.
Barotselandian
July 9, 2013 at 3:46 pm
Imagine if you were the man’s brother, when you meet the cow you would call it “mulamu”.
KA GELO
July 9, 2013 at 4:07 pm
Kekekekeke, that is a very good one; a cow for a mulamu yaba.
Sacks Ngwele
July 9, 2013 at 4:08 pm
This is uncommon among the Tongas and they have a word for it, what it is is that there is a belief that this same act plus a bit of ‘JUJU’ will increase one’s cattle and thus riches. Believe me he is not the only one.
Mpangula Mputyu
July 9, 2013 at 4:25 pm
I thought Northern Central & Eastern Provinces have cows also. Why are people shooting the Tonga’s?
Kalulete.
July 10, 2013 at 11:58 am
Yes. But they are all virgins.
ayoba
July 9, 2013 at 4:52 pm
Yakosako iyi yena. For the love of dirty wealth, ndumbwe mungombe! And next time he wants ndumbwe muli ba human wife? MweLesa, indoti ishi. Too bad for the wives and the cow. Can imagine trauma of wives seeing this cow ba yard.
Chimbwi No Plan
July 9, 2013 at 5:07 pm
Am sure this Tonga chap had foul play with the Ndombe before bonking it. Kissing and carassing before piping.
Petero
July 9, 2013 at 7:03 pm
bafikala abatonga bamaka, bakwanisha shani ukwikata ing’ombe yakula filya?
Proper Tondo
July 9, 2013 at 9:02 pm
Ni HH alile pa ngombe nomba ba tumfweko balefisa pantu hh alitemwa ifyakucita sue.
woodpecker
July 9, 2013 at 10:12 pm
ba acc move in!
INNOCENT BANDA
July 10, 2013 at 2:45 am
Eeeeeh! That man is embarrassing, Cow!…000h! Court have seen that, that Man have given pregnant already to his Cow Girl friend hence he might marry so that he can take better responsibility to his third wife and child to be born. That Mambala is really embarrassing himself. I think now you deserve your third wife better @home than before u used to meet at Graveyard. Galu iwe!
Slim Dee Production
July 10, 2013 at 9:46 am
Ths man is demonic in short he’s a demon,he nidz deliverance in Jesus name.
Lusambo HH die hard fella
July 10, 2013 at 12:23 pm
The other two wives MUST welcome the third wife as per Tonga’s tradition and norm.
Hahahahaha………….
SEKOPONOKE
July 10, 2013 at 12:36 pm
Frm aromatic aldehyde beef to now humane spermatic adulterated beef. Bushe nkalyapo inama nakaili ine…? Ba Lesa iseni bwangu mututule twafwa, twakowela ….!
honey
July 10, 2013 at 2:57 pm
BIZZARE!!!!!!! However, the story aside, I find the reporting annoyingly casual. Typical of a a conversation among high school friends. What happened to proper english AND editting when writing articles if you are to be taken seriously?
Muletinokuti: demo instead of demonstration, +2 cows, played hide my sausage, banged… Reminded me of dim witted kids in high school. IMPROVE!!!
xfactor
July 10, 2013 at 3:47 pm
This is a very good observation honey!…damn stupi.d language not even fit for a grade seven essay!
Mpongo
July 10, 2013 at 5:30 pm
He used a condom