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Snake Bites Man’s Penis While Relieving Himself In The Toilet
A snake reared up and bit a man’s peñis while he was sitting on a toilet, paramedics in Israel have said.
Fortunately, it was non-venomous and the unnamed 35-year-old was able to joke about the attack afterwards.
The man, from northern Israel, told emergency staff at Rambam Medical Centre in Haifa he noticed the snake was attacking him after he felt burning around his penis.
He said he then looked down and saw a small serpent.
Paramedics said the victim was in good spirits despite the rather uncomfortable encounter but stressed although the snake was not poisonous, the man would still have suffered bite marks.
‘This is the first time I’ve seen a snake bite like this,’ a medic said.
‘Luckily, all tests seem fine and the man is feeling well.’
The injured man can count himself lucky he wasn’t struck by a more dangerous breed of snake that is indigenous to the area.
If he had been bitten by the poisonous horned desert viper or desert cobra then things could have been much worse.
Posted by
Popopo
July 16, 2013 at 4:25 am
Sorry brother man ,your Jefferson obviously looked like a red apple at the end (head) so it thought its a fruit like in the garden of Eden.
JUSTINY BARTON
July 16, 2013 at 5:46 am
Realy sory
good deeds
July 16, 2013 at 6:54 am
2bad no chukuchuku
semu same
July 16, 2013 at 7:19 am
Article title should read ‘Snake bites Snake’. Probably the man’s snake looked long enough to resemble a brother snake of the bush serpent – avoid temptation to enlarge.
olylan
July 16, 2013 at 7:21 am
The snake was gay, it just wanted to suck the penis before the man let out a stinky fart which annoyed the snake before it decided to bite him instead.
Faceman
July 16, 2013 at 8:10 am
Bro How Is Your Wife Taking It
PF (pa fyamba)
July 16, 2013 at 8:24 am
It was his girlfriend’s husband disguised as a snake in order to teach him a lesson.
SEKOPONOKE
July 16, 2013 at 8:53 am
Nations will rise against nations, brothers will rise against brothers. This was a “sibling attack!!!”
Mailoni blazas
July 16, 2013 at 10:04 am
The snake thot it was lookin at another specie of a snake i guess
suzyo tembo
July 16, 2013 at 3:10 pm
sorry bro.
MAFUPA YOKOYOKO
July 16, 2013 at 3:56 pm
Wapusuka mambala! Muleloshako namutogwa b4 ukutampa ukubogula…
Mate
July 16, 2013 at 4:02 pm
Thank de almight dat de is recovring,otherwise he hav reduced de population of de comng yrs.Am wshing a quick recovry 4 him.
bigbodybuilder
July 16, 2013 at 4:27 pm
Olylan. You make me laugh! A gay snake. Ha ha ha ha! You have made my day
Abene bansamba
July 16, 2013 at 4:29 pm
and why targeting the penis instead of the testacles?
Abene bansamba
July 16, 2013 at 4:30 pm
and why targeting the penis instead of the testicles?
wiseman
July 16, 2013 at 4:31 pm
THE SNAKE WAS THINKING IT WAS FELLOW SNAKE.DO SPEND ALOT TIME IN THE TOILET YOUR WILL BE MISTAKEN ALSO.
Chongololo
July 16, 2013 at 4:38 pm
is it part of panic mechanic scene.
pologoramu
July 16, 2013 at 4:55 pm
bamusuma ubukukalaa hahahaha
bufi
July 16, 2013 at 11:25 pm
I WISH THIS WAS JUDGE CHIKOPA
Fly
July 16, 2013 at 11:29 pm
Sorry lets hope everything will be fine with you bro