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3 Undressed Men Caught Riding A Goat

mansleepswithgoatIn a suspected case of witchcraft, tongues were left wagging in Lupane in Matabeleland North province after three undressed men were caught ‘riding’ on a goat in the early hours of Saturday.

The three men who are suspected to be wizards got stuck at a prophet’s homestead near Lupane Centre. It is reported that the owner of the homestead only identified as Madzibaba was shocked hen he found the three undressed men at his homestead. He reportedly alerted his wife and neighbours who rushed to witness the rare incident.

A villager, Mzingaye Sibanda, confirmed the incident.

“It was around four in the morning on Saturday last of last week when Madzibaba found three undressed men ‘riding’ on a goat at his homestead. He rushed to call his wife who then alerted neighbours. No one knew the three men and when villagers tried to talk to them, they ignored them and kept quiet,” he said.

The mob which was eager to find more about the three men’s journey, decided to mete instant justice in a bid to get the truth from them.

“The villagers beat up the men for ignoring them. After being bashed, one of them asked for forgiveness and promised to tell the truth. He confessed that they were wizards but did not know how they got to Lupane. he revealed that they failed to pass through Madzibaba’s home as they landed and hound themselves stuck,” said Sibanda.

The three men were reportedly given some rags to cover their dangling ‘joysticks’ before being force-marched to the police station.
Source: Metro

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15 Responses to 3 Undressed Men Caught Riding A Goat

  1. Phillip Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 10:26 am

    Mazino manje aya .kubatwa irimo mumbudzi , nyika yaipa iyi.Dai vakangodambura miramba yavo inopfekerwa nepasinga fanirwi kupfekerwa.

  2. CNP-4U Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 11:53 am

    kekekekekeke..you should have castrated them..

  3. crazy Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    Learn to mind your own business…let them be God will judge

  4. bodybuilder Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    There is no doubt that these men are homosexuals.

  5. Joe Bidden Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    I have not seen a goat big enough to carry a full grown man… now let alone 3 grown men! Shady story.

  6. tkzee Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    Zimbabweans, busy doing silly things. This is why Mugabe thinks you dunder heads, therefore, he rigs.

  7. pride atishani Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    ba zim tamwaba mweka bonse, we always receive bad news from your ends tsup kanshi?

  8. Nawa. M Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    intresting enough

  9. silly Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    Only a negro is capable of doing this

  10. lumumba Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    BUT WHAT WAS THE PROPHET DOING OUTSIDE @ THAT TIME?

  11. likejezbel Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 10:02 pm

    English; DO WE SAY SATURDAY “LAST OF LAST WEEK” OR SATURDAY “THE WEEK BEFORE LAST”

  12. ayoba Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 11:05 pm

    Mukwasa, akawoma iyi. Your friends ride horses, you go goat-riding and over-loading. Zim, as hard as things are,some people still have energy to go be-witching. Fyachabe!

  13. ayoba Reply

    August 9, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    Mukwasha, yakaowama nyaya iyi. Nkhani yalula.

  14. sasha zambia Reply

    August 10, 2013 at 8:43 am

    Advanced form of transportation lol. While others are buying cars, there are men riding goats. What’s this world coming to? We need to be prayerfull, these are dangerous times that we live in

  15. Chimbwi No Plan Reply

    August 10, 2013 at 8:44 am

    They are the 3 wise men.

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