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Man Set To Marry A Goat … Says He Loves ‘Her’ Because She Can’t Get Pregnant Or Ask For Money

Brazil crazy manA widower in Brazil, Aparecido Castaldo, 74, has decided to end his solitutude and marry his pet goat, Carmelita. She doesn’t speak and doesn’t want money,” says the father of eight children – four women and four men from four different marriages.

Mr Castaldo, who has been in love with the pet for two years, wanted to be united with his goat Carmela in a church, by an evangelical minister. Unfortunately, none of the churches he contacted with his unusual request wanted to perform the ceremony.

So Aparecido eventually contacted Toninho do Diabo (Tom the Devil), an old friend who just happens to be one of the most famous satanists in Brazil.

The wedding is now scheduled to take place at midnight, on October 13, at the Devil’s Church, in Sao Paolo.

Only our church accepted this love between man and animal because we have no prejudice, Toninho said.

The wedding will be followed by a big party on All Souls’ Day the following day.

Carmelita ate her first wedding dress but has been found another.

Her husband to be , Mr Aparicedo said: “Whenever someone says I am doing something wrong I reply the goat does not speak, ask for money to go shopping and doesn’t get pregnant – and she can’t talk.

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23 Responses to Man Set To Marry A Goat … Says He Loves ‘Her’ Because She Can’t Get Pregnant Or Ask For Money

  1. swine Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 9:46 am

    fima story fimo atase!

  2. Munyelo Pwete! Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 9:50 am

    Ubushilu tabukonkonsha.All it takes is a strange behaviour in some one calling himself a human being.So this old chap needs to be taken ku chainama yaku Brazil.

  3. Kelvin Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 10:08 am

    May God have mercy on you sir,you need 2 repent 4rm yo evil & satanic thots,if u persist u wil rote in hell fire.

  4. right Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 10:14 am

    wachita bwino shikulu aba nakashi kuwayawayafye…

  5. chellah Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 10:15 am

    mixed emotions, But non of them good. Hurt, anger, feeling sorry for this man.

  6. icinshikululwa Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 10:16 am

    In the name of white contriez?!

  7. Trixy Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 10:37 am

    It definitely had to be outside Zambia or Africa for that matter!!

  8. CHALO BANTU Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Can a normal Human being marry a GOAT Surely nangu kupena kwine. Where are we going Jesus is coming soon bcz we have heard and see all his signs.

  9. Umkhonto We Sizwe Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    This is nonsense.

  10. Mutombe Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    Banamayo ukuwama elo iwe chikala ule tomba imbushi…….lol

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  12. Anthropologist Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    Kwena iwe shikulu,where is yor wisdom?

  13. ba wiso Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    nalanda,he has nothing to offer girlz.

  14. OMG Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    “….Carmelita ate her first wedding dress but has been found another…”

  15. The Speaker Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    The old man needs to be delivered…He thinks he loves the goat but does he know what the goat thinks???? fool…He should come and see what we do to goats in Zed.. marinade them and not marry them…shaaaaaa!

  16. sekoponoke Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Aparecido Castald go to hell with your evil intentions of marrying a goat!!!! WE cikote cabula amano!!!

  17. Bibi Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    @ The speaker, that really cracked me…..

  18. SDA MEMBER Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    But kwena ifilecitika ema last days yano

  19. ezemwa Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    did camelita’s parents accept to have a son in law who is a human being?

  20. Rich Man's Wife Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    The old man is insene. he is old and so is his mind he’s not thinking straight forgive him.

  21. steve Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    Kupena fye uku. A man marrying a goat? GOD help us.

  22. Pyepye Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    Stiopet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Sisco makaveli Reply

    September 11, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    This old man is mad,he has embarasd his family,how is his 8 children start calling that goat?is it step mum or what,for sure this man wil go to hell.let him also invite some other goats to attend the wedding of their goat friend.

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