‘Jesus of Kitwe’ says Jesus of Nazareth Was Born January 1
BUPETE Chishimba, the man claiming to be ‘Jesus of Kitwe’, says he will not celebrate Christmas today because Jesus Christ was born in January.

Chishimba
Mr Chishimba said during Christmas, he will spend his time at home with his family awaiting his actual date of birth which he says is January, 1.
“Christ was not born in December, he was born in January and this is the time that Christians are supposed to commemorate his birth. As you celebrate Christmas, I will just be home with my family,” he said.
Mr Chishimba also said he will soon embark on a journey around the world to preach his message and to convince people that he is the chosen Messiah.
He said his first stop will be Lusaka but that he will need financial help for the long journey around the world.
Mr Chishimba urged Christians to accept him as the true son of God because the Old Testament states that poor and humble people like Noah where used to spread the word of God.
He said as ‘Jesus of Kitwe’, he will continue to preach his message to the people and that whilst in Lusaka; he hopes the Zambia National Broadcasting Corporation (ZNBC) will accord him a platform on which he can preach to the country.
Last year, residents of Kitwe’s Mindolo township ruthlessly beat up Mr Chishimba for claiming to be Jesus.
He was saved by police officers who quickly whisked him away.
And Copperbelt acting commissioner of police Joyce Kasosa has urged Kitwe residents to ignore Mr Chishimba’s claims and that they should not threaten or harm him.

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pastor mbulo
December 25, 2013 at 10:45 am
this man needs deliverance before he is killed.
Kaponyas!!!
December 25, 2013 at 8:31 pm
Thats what the jews said to jesus. They even went as far as killing him.
The Manager
December 26, 2013 at 11:30 am
But surely this man cannot be said to near those sayings. He must be …. upstairs
Cp
December 26, 2013 at 8:31 am
Yesu nachi skipa ichachuchuka.
Winter June Kabimba
December 26, 2013 at 9:04 pm
I hope Chainama Mental Hospital team will be glad to receive a self referral case from Kitwe. This man is undoubtedly mentally deranged and surely needs mental rearrangement.
ayoba
December 25, 2013 at 10:48 am
Mental case.
Saint Charles
December 25, 2013 at 11:01 am
Ubushilu bwekabweka napakenso ati yesu
Kalungu wa Lubemba
December 26, 2013 at 9:48 am
Chishimba needs deliverance!
Fwaka ya cingon
December 25, 2013 at 11:45 am
Too much fwaka yacingoni
TimZ
December 25, 2013 at 11:48 am
Mr Chishimba cud u pliz repent time is stili there 4u to know Jesus. May God help u to know that there is no any other Jesus but Jesus of Nazareth only. U can only be a christian if u do wat God expect of u to do. Sorry if I ‘ve offended u sir.
Amigo
December 25, 2013 at 11:55 am
Iwe Chishimba…. Lusaka people won’t spare you they will beat u up. With your crazy ideas, and u will regret… Ifi myefu pakanwa,
Infidels Baghdad Zulu
December 25, 2013 at 11:59 am
He wants to preach the gospel round the world but can’t even afford a bus fare to Lusaka? “Chosen son of God” my foot!
kapala
December 25, 2013 at 12:12 pm
Oh!my creator deliver me from the life yama gentile so that I can even smlie,lastly exodus ishhh!
Nongo Boys
December 25, 2013 at 12:31 pm
Crazy bemba chap, to hell with you. Foolish useless man!
I smoke too
December 25, 2013 at 12:32 pm
Please pass me what you are smoking!Please I beg you.
Mukombe Wamano
December 25, 2013 at 1:22 pm
Jesus does not need help from mortal men.
cimbusa
December 25, 2013 at 2:00 pm
he the king 4 bembas.fwaka yacingoni proved too strong for bembas
zedeye
December 25, 2013 at 2:00 pm
Effects of drugs
Gaddafi
December 25, 2013 at 2:35 pm
Gimme that Blunt I smoke too.. Who know I may also become Solomon or Paul.
Collins
December 25, 2013 at 3:36 pm
Lubanje lwaku Malawi ndukali.
id!ot!
December 26, 2013 at 12:17 pm
sure ngu lubanje taa!…some people just! Awe mweee! Ati Jesus atase!
VOLTRON
December 25, 2013 at 3:39 pm
Ba kitwe mwamona nomba bumambala bwenu. umushi uyu ufwayikafye amapepo wo-onse pantu walyonaika umona ifyabupuba ngefituntulu.
Renard
December 25, 2013 at 4:01 pm
Mukende bwino
id!ot!
December 26, 2013 at 12:18 pm
kekekekekekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayoba
December 25, 2013 at 4:14 pm
Renard ati bakende bwino? Hahahaha
Air clear
December 25, 2013 at 4:24 pm
jesus of Nazareth afyalilwe mwitanga lya ngombe
ukufuma kumupashi,BUT jesus of kitwe afyalilwe mu kitwe central hospital ukufuma mubusanshi bwa banyina nabawishi.
jesus of Nazareth tanwenepo ama vaccines,
BUT jesus of kitwe alilyapo POLLIO nayafifuba fyama nkowesha.
Sansamukeni
December 25, 2013 at 4:26 pm
Jesus of koppala, lol
Bravol
December 26, 2013 at 2:13 pm
lol
Harrison
December 25, 2013 at 4:55 pm
My brother this is Madness
Max
December 25, 2013 at 5:18 pm
Zwaaaa
Bad influence
December 25, 2013 at 5:59 pm
Ikalenifye
Bebeni Bonfwe
December 25, 2013 at 6:17 pm
This is a clear case of lack of action by the relevant authorities. This man should be in a mental health care institute. Telling pipo to ignore his claims is not good enough. He will be killed at last.
Bebeni Bonfwe
December 25, 2013 at 6:30 pm
Bane, lets protect this confused man, because ala ponokwa nafuti uyu, lol
red dog
December 25, 2013 at 7:04 pm
Take the chap to Mundawanga and toss him in the Lions cage. Then we’ll see who he’ll be screaming for!
Bebeni Bonfwe
December 25, 2013 at 7:24 pm
@red dog, lolest walasa
kwa kizela
December 25, 2013 at 8:45 pm
And when he reaches LUSAKA,he will change his name to “JESUS OF LUSAKA’,be careful bro,add some water to what you are smocking.the Paga family wont spare you in lsk.
Concerned citizen
December 25, 2013 at 8:55 pm
Those near this man should help him. Something is wrong wth him.
chile 1
December 25, 2013 at 8:58 pm
Cn sumdy plz deal wit dat punk
mmc
December 25, 2013 at 9:54 pm
pliz dnt co him Jesus of ktw. jst co him a mad person of ktw.if he z a mesiah lets crucify him he wl rise 4rm de dead. the bible tels us that every eye wl see him bt as i am speakng i av neva seen him apart 4rm hs photo.
chris mfb
December 25, 2013 at 11:05 pm
jesus asking 4 for money?mr man if its money that u want do pieceworks rather than playing with God! just go to heeelll!.
Francis Milimo
December 26, 2013 at 6:37 am
False prophets, end of the world let us pray for him since Jesus is coming soon.
Pilato
December 26, 2013 at 6:44 am
Mutanikeni…..!
Mutanikeni……..!
Mutanikeni………..!
Aleleta ichinfulunganya Mu Kitwe
Bandawe
December 26, 2013 at 11:31 am
Mpachikeni….!
Mpachikeni….!
Mpachikeni….!
Aleta msokonezo mu kitwe
Wila bepa ati niwebo Yesu nomba ba Yesu mukababanga?
December 26, 2013 at 7:17 am
Tumfweko
jah man one
December 26, 2013 at 7:35 am
I know this man,he was one of us @ jah night oganizn comit, we nik namd him jar uza ganja man.coz when ever he take weed he talks wrong things about God he is not jesus he is jar,uza.
Papa Josh
December 26, 2013 at 7:47 am
pilato walasa chine chine this man need to be crucified for life
JR
December 26, 2013 at 8:03 am
dude if u r jesus (of which I knw u r nt) u dnt nid 2ask 4any finances 2spread yo so called news….Jesus The Christ owns o thngs n he cn’t go arnd ask’g 4mny 2go heal som1 in chipata………mdala God gives many ways of mak’g mny n surviving not this one!!!!!!chamba muleke DEC do yo thng!
gile
December 26, 2013 at 8:29 am
this is real madness JESUS THE REAL SON OF GOD did do chigololo ****** man
PF
December 26, 2013 at 8:30 am
Lord have mercy.
MWANANSOKA EDSON
December 26, 2013 at 8:35 am
Stop Jamming in the name of the lord.Shame on you hypocrites!Mwe lesa iseni bwangu
lunshi
December 26, 2013 at 8:36 am
Fwaka ba kitwe munasheko mwamona nomba mwatampa ukwaluka tu-lesa
SimCard Banda
December 26, 2013 at 8:40 am
Just start selling the dung that ya smoking I assure u, u will make alot of cash coz we’ve seen it’s a good stuff
id!ot!
December 26, 2013 at 12:24 pm
yaba wanisekesa iwe simcard banda…i think you also smoke mbuya!
impact
December 26, 2013 at 8:47 am
Waikuta popaubwali ya mu chisokone waamba ukupena.u cant evn mention the names of Jesus disaiples.umutwe nga wynter.
Eshu the Comfuser of men.
December 26, 2013 at 8:50 am
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
quidditch
December 26, 2013 at 8:53 am
When your mind starts wandering like this, inflating your pea sized ego then I can only advise you my friend to quickly turn to the Jesus the son of God to cleanse you with his blood.
john
December 26, 2013 at 9:25 am
The chap says Jesus was born in January, then he claims that he is the true Messiah. Foolishness at its best
id!ot!
December 26, 2013 at 12:49 pm
The effects of sniffing ”bostick”!!!
mwendabwangu
December 26, 2013 at 10:32 am
many things happen from bembaland.
1. CHANDA SEMA
2. BLACK MOSES
3. LENSHINA
4. MAKUMBI MUTIMA WALOWA
5. COSMO MUMBA
6. MICHAEL CHILUFYA
7. NEVERS MUMBA
8. NOW, IT’S CHISHIMBA
mad man
December 26, 2013 at 11:40 am
ulishilu iwe,stop ifyamba!
Mumbi
December 26, 2013 at 12:05 pm
So even the people of CB particulary Kitwe have also betrayed their own Messiah like the Jews & want 2 crucify him too? Kopala men just become his descipals.
spanner boy
December 26, 2013 at 12:32 pm
Yaba but ibange apepa uyu umwina kitwe likali ayi?Ngadobola elyo ayamba uku yimona ati ni Jesus..ma ma ma
Matt
December 26, 2013 at 2:36 pm
madness ba kitwe.
Xmas joke
December 26, 2013 at 3:34 pm
This Chishimba man was born in January, kekeke.
More madness with bembas as usual.