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Testimony! How Man Killed A Cobra In His Toilet Not Knowing It Was His Landlord

snakrinoilet ”A man moved from his one room apartment to a three bedroom flat, but unknowingly the new landlord is a member of a secret cult that specialises in causing miscarriages for his tenant’s wives, making businesses hard for tenants, killing tenants family members through accidents and snake bites.
But this young man moved in with his wife, prayed and behold in the night he wanted to use the toilet because there was no light, but immediately he entered the toilet the light came back on and as he looked at the toilet seat, what he saw was a cobra waiting for him to sit.

 

He shouted and started praying before they eventually killed it and burnt it to ashes.
The next day the landlord died in his flat from machete cuts and traces of fire burns on his skin.
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34 Responses to Testimony! How Man Killed A Cobra In His Toilet Not Knowing It Was His Landlord

  1. 666 Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 10:53 am

    niboza

  2. Trixy Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 10:54 am

    But Ba Tumfweko zoona…what kind of journalism is this? Where did this happen? Who was tesfying? To me this is just like a story gotten from one of those Nigerian movies….

  3. Drugsquard Mbewe Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 11:03 am

    This story was changed, it originally appeared in one of these online papers somewhere in 2011.

  4. Malchi Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 11:09 am

    Bufi!

  5. BBBBBB Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 11:27 am

    THIS IS CRAZY HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A LAND LOAD THAT IS AN ASSUMPTION. NANGU TUTILE COINCIDENCE

  6. fwala jombo Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 11:31 am

    Kwena mulibabufi!

  7. Munyelo Pwete! Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 11:33 am

    Ili lyashi lya mu bwalwa!

    • Ubufi Ba Tumfweko Reply

      February 11, 2014 at 4:15 pm

      Tumfweko reporters do get very bored. They imagine things and write stories about them. And they get paid for these dreams. I think balifulungana ba Editor if hey have any

  8. 48hrs Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 11:46 am

    Baseless story, where did this happen? In chaisa compound???

  9. jamakudi Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 12:13 pm

    mukana bwanji? ivivintu vichitika. Niva zoona.

  10. JOHN ISAIAH BWANGA Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    The Snake reportedly found in the toilet makes sad and interesting reading of some kind and that if what has been reported is the truth then we need more of such reports in future and congratulations to that Investigative Reporter.

    However, it also happened to me in Mufulira in 2012 I was staying alone in a quarter and one day I found the same snake a black one my Cousin Mwenya killed it because me I was sacred. I never received a report of suck kind where one happens to die after killing the snake.

    People should change for the better by abiding to the word of Jehovah God the Bible because this World whose ruler is Satan will pass away soon. Read Psalms 37:10 and Revelations 21:1-4.

    Regards,

    Isaiah

  11. test@e Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 1:05 pm

  12. JOHN ISAIAH BWANGA Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    AMENDED REPORT

    The Snake reportedly found in the toilet makes sad and interesting reading of some kind and that if what has been reported is the truth then we need more of such reports in future and congratulations to that Investigative Reporter.

    However, it also happened to me in Mufulira in 2012 I was staying alone in a quarter and one day I found the same snake a black one my Cousin Mwenya killed it because me I was SCARED. I never received a report of suck kind where one happens to die after killing the snake.

    People should change for the better by abiding to the word of Jehovah God the Bible because this World whose ruler is Satan will pass away soon. Read Psalms 37:10 and Revelations 21:1-4.

    Regards,

    Isaiah

  13. pompwe Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 3:58 pm

    only in Nigeria./.kekekekee

  14. ken Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 5:02 pm

    is it another polepole church elder by pk ?

  15. RASAKA Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    LETS HOPE IT IS TRUE

  16. mweo Reply

    February 11, 2014 at 10:23 pm

    The story sounds like grade 9 composition. Maybe it’s Tumfweko’s children practicing. LoL

  17. sata Reply

    February 12, 2014 at 12:25 am

    What kind of reporting is this? Where does it state that the snake was the landlord? How do u end a story like its premature ejaculation?

  18. king lun Reply

    February 12, 2014 at 8:18 am

    true you tumfweko you should be having stories with a base not like this.

  19. master sata Reply

    February 12, 2014 at 8:51 am

    its a true story .it happened in malota, livingstone in 1996.the landlord was from chipata

  20. Heritage Leader Reply

    February 12, 2014 at 10:24 am

    Tumfweko reporters, the proprietors of the site, and ALL connected with the production of this trash, ARE ALL ****** IMBECILES. How can you put up such a story, with out any facts or details of where and when it happened? Honestly, how do you allow a story like this to appear on your site, if your are serious with what you are doing? This and a lot other stories that you carry on this site, are just below standard. Grow up!

  21. dancing Reply

    February 12, 2014 at 11:37 am

    batumfweko twanaka naimwe ubufi.

  22. dancing Reply

    February 12, 2014 at 11:42 am

    chacine ilashi lya mubwalwa muli chibuku.

  23. ONETIME RELOADED Reply

    February 12, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    HOW DO TUMFWEKO MAKE MONEY?

  24. Ba zed Reply

    February 13, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    Tinveleko boza muleke,bring news that we need,not this nonses.

  25. Bind Reply

    February 13, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    A few more facts would have helped readers to learn one or two things. Now how do u benefit from a story lacking enough convincing details to believe it actually happened?? Please lets be both factual and evidential in our reporting, i am sure you are trained and even know better than me how stories should be narrated.

  26. Bind Reply

    February 13, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    We are not trained to tell which snake is a person or which person is a snake. So when you have a chance to reduce these creatures, just hammer, if they chose to be a snake instead of human, let them face the consequences no problem its ok. Snakes kill. Kill snakes.

  27. UKESE UKANSANGA Reply

    February 15, 2014 at 10:09 pm

    bufiye

  28. bob d Reply

    February 15, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    nkhumba! muliye na nzelu achimbwi imwe

  29. dnice Reply

    February 16, 2014 at 11:11 am

    this paper is just full of grade 7 drop outs as reporters

  30. Kelvin Chulu Reply

    February 18, 2014 at 8:14 am

    I remember watching this as a Nigerian Movie its a lie. It was actually a movie were a Nigerian actor by the name of Clems Ohameze starred.

  31. bob Reply

    February 18, 2014 at 12:03 pm

    Proverbs 19:9

    A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will perish.

  32. source website Reply

    March 16, 2014 at 4:25 pm

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