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Prostitute’s Organ ‘Disappears’ After Sex

A Bulawayo woman who earns a living through “selling her body” reportedly disappeared lost sexual organ after she had sex with a married elderly man.

Janet Mudimba (29) of Mbundane suburb is failing to pass urine following the incident which happened on Thursday last week.

Her neighbours said they suspected ulunyoka (traditional juju used to punish a spouse who cheats) is responsible.

“The morning after sleeping with the man, she started scratching her genitals incessantly saying they were itchy. At first she was doing it secretly but as the day progressed, she was doing it openly and frantically. Later, she told us that her private parts had disappeared and she could not pass urine,” said one of the neighbours.

Mudimba in a telephone interview from Binga in Matabeleland North, where she has gone to seek a traditional healer to cure her, confirmed the incident.

“Yes it is true I cannot pass urine but my organ has not disappeared, it is just swollen shut. I suspect an elderly man that I slept with had been fenced by his wife,” said Mudimba.

She said the man had paid her $50 for unprotected sex.

Mudimba said she was appealing for the man or his wife wherever they were to come to her aid.

“I make a living selling my body and I want to apologise to the woman whose husband I slept with. I hope she can find it in her heart to forgive me and set me free from this painful affliction,” she said – Agency

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14 Responses to Prostitute’s Organ ‘Disappears’ After Sex

  1. mj banda Reply

    June 26, 2014 at 9:06 am

    Uhule ka, ladies take it easy

  2. Trixy Reply

    June 26, 2014 at 10:23 am

    I think she contracted a sexual transmitted disease.

  3. musonda Reply

    June 26, 2014 at 10:42 am

    elolwanya.

  4. Bemba woman Reply

    June 26, 2014 at 10:49 am

    Just when I saw the headline…I knew it happened in Zimbabwe.

    • Ganizani Reply

      June 26, 2014 at 11:29 am

      All the funny stories of this nature happen in Zimbabwe and this makes me wonder if they are true stories.

    • mwansa Reply

      June 27, 2014 at 2:02 pm

      You are dead right.

  5. Umupandapwiti Reply

    June 26, 2014 at 11:56 am

    Kilwelefye kya tuswende. “Yes it is true I cannot pass urine but my organ has not disappeared, it is just swollen shut. I suspect an elderly man that I slept with had been fenced by his wife,” said Mudimba. I think I have just lost some of IQ reading this story.

  6. Chief of Grief Reply

    June 26, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Ati swollen shut!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.Ichinyo chafimba…..Come i poke you,chalafwasuluka.Lol……

    • amazon Reply

      June 28, 2014 at 8:40 am

      ati unblocking,kwati ni sewer pipe, wandepaula. imagine icinyo shut/block,hey wwwoooo

  7. vuto777 Reply

    June 26, 2014 at 6:03 pm

    @trixy,i also think you are right.

  8. Solwezi Mabanga Reply

    June 27, 2014 at 11:48 am

    This is simply a sexually transmitted disease, and from the sound of it a very serious one!

  9. Kabimba Reply

    June 27, 2014 at 11:57 pm

    Fyabufi.

  10. amazon Reply

    June 28, 2014 at 8:43 am

    If the front door is closed ,why cant you use the back door, come on be innovative………….you must have plan B, some businesses without strategies.
    Be careful next time

  11. chile1 Reply

    June 28, 2014 at 9:08 am

    @amazon hahahahaha

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