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Lusaka Pastor Battered Over Coffins Tells his Story

A CLERGYMAN of Mtendere who was beaten by residents for being in possession of coffins says he had them for a funeral parlour he intends to open.
Pastor Francis Musonda of Arise and Shine Church said people were wrong to conclude he is practicing Satanism just because he was found in with coffins.

In an interview, Pastor Musonda said he has always had the intention of opening a funeral parlour because he once worked at the Memorial Park where he built roads and offices.
He said once when he was in Kasama, he had the thought of buying a piece of land where he could operate a funeral parlour adding that he finds nothing wrong with a clergyman getting into that kind of business.
The clergyman explained that he consulted family and church leaders many of whom approved of his plans to start a funeral parlour.
He said one of those he consulted was a friend who once worked for a funeral parlour.
“My friend told me that he was now making coffins and I ordered nine coffins of different sizes from him: three big, three medium and another three for babies. I paid him K3,000 and he told me to collect them from his trading area at University Teaching Hospital (UTH) on Wednesday last week,” he said.
He said when he went to collect the coffins, they were incomplete as handles and the fabric were yet to be fitted.
Pastor Musonda decided to take the coffins to his home where his friend was to complete them.
He delivered the coffins home without the knowledge of his landlord and thereafter left for other errands.
The clergyman said he later got a call from his landlord asking him why he took coffins to his home without informing him adding that he was also ordered to take them elsewhere.
According to Pastor Musonda when he returned home to remove the coffins, he found a crowd of people at the gate who he alleges were alarmed by claims that that there were bodies in the coffins.
“I got into the yard, took out one coffin but some men also forcefully followed inside and took out the rest.
I wanted to take the coffins onto the canter which I had hired but the driver was told to go,” he lamented.
Pastor Musonda said one woman stoned him on the head and the next thing he remembers is that he fainted and came to Levy Mwanawasa Hospital.

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37 Responses to Lusaka Pastor Battered Over Coffins Tells his Story

  1. ayoba Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 11:19 am

    Hahahahaha

    • kim Reply

      June 29, 2014 at 11:32 am

      Choose business ventures yamano. What kind of pastor anticipating to profit from deaths of 09 mortals. Chimbwi uyu should have been killed by the mob as he already had bot his coffin the dog. Police should investigate such chaps as there is more to this. He could even have a hit squad to provide clients.

  2. Kongo dust Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    His explanation is stranger than fiction…

  3. eng Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    hw cn he sell cofins from a rented home when there are cofins next to the mortuary @ uth

  4. One time Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    You get the unfinished confines from the workshop to be finished in your house? Can’t get the logic

  5. burret Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    The pastor must be a relative of Sata and red lips kabimba.sata panyo pako

    • Chief of Grief Reply

      July 1, 2014 at 1:53 pm

      Iwe chinyo mutanu!Wabashani pali kateka kanshi?Ballekunyegela ba nook mumenso yobe te??

  6. In a state of confusion Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    Iwe ci burret wabe buca cikala waumfwa,kuti watukashani kateka?

  7. kofi Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:09 pm

    the explanation does not add up.

  8. Sidhibe Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    Burret, watever u call yoself u ar obbsesd wth a very bad demon dat maks u insult eee, repent Ad change ka ****** iwee

  9. angoni chaiwo Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    my mbuyas always amaze me: it’s like a medical doctor going into such type of business. And how do you conduct such sensetive business in a rented house without informing the landlord. Serves him right.

    • ipoitre Reply

      July 2, 2014 at 8:32 am

      death is appointed for everyman. even a doctor can anticipate his clients to die. people have a need to survive. why do you think there are funeral parlors like st annes? this pastor had a dream. he was right to start small. accept you will all die. very good business for st annes but it is not st annes which will kill you. it is sin baba

  10. chk Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    Leaders are a gift from GOD we need to respect them burret mind the way you address our leaders.

  11. Haram kay Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    *Ndeloleshsfye*…Zooonaa switch to another business busa!

  12. zegu Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    burret u r a cursed cheap fella, u shall neva c anything gud in yo life n u shal continue struggling in yo life u chip animal. ba pastor naimwe muleisuka icipalakasa.

    • burret Reply

      June 29, 2014 at 1:44 pm

      Thank you for those inspirational words but Sata panyo pako

      • Chief of Grief Reply

        July 1, 2014 at 1:57 pm

        I wonder what our intelligence team are their for in zed.You are supposed to hunt down such maggots like this thing called burret.

  13. zegu Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:49 pm

    go to hell burret

  14. chk Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    bURRET WHY DO YOU HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST SATA? AND KABIMBA?

    • burret Reply

      June 29, 2014 at 2:03 pm

      The two idiots in question have destroyed Zambia with there 90 days lies,tribalism,putting Zambia in a debt trap with ****** borrowing.When the idiots could have introduced a super tax on Copper but now Zambia is now in a huge debt trap.The two idiots do not have any power they are just been remote controlled by one bum bandit by the name of Mmembe who is the de facto president of Zambia.So Sata panyo pako

  15. Dobo Man Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    aba ba Busa last time said yali .ni nkongole. how do we add up

  16. zegu Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    he can’t even explain dat coz he’s under a serious curse. ba chk jst pray for this cursed creature.so he can change.

  17. Allergic to 90 Days Lies Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 3:19 pm

    Burret ,am equally annoyed and agitated by the lies propagated by the pf but please my brother avoid insulting the president.I know this country was better off under the mmd but the tonnes of lies made people vote out real economic managers.so be cool Burret coz I know pf is going

  18. sly j.com Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 3:54 pm

    @burrret.take yo breath my bro.Sata u always insults has ored made history,wether u like 0 not is the current presido.so u come out and become a president so that u clean MAYO ZAMBIA. eponapela

  19. ck Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 4:48 pm

    Clergymen and bussinesses why can’t they stick just to preaching the word than bringing the name of the lord to shame.

  20. chibs Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    @Burret,wileka nkwikate pankanda chikala…. Mack 2

    • burret Reply

      June 29, 2014 at 8:25 pm

      Thanx but seats panyo pako

  21. syms Reply

    June 29, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    scary business 4 a pastor. insults not the good way bro.

  22. Kyanyike Reply

    June 30, 2014 at 1:25 am

    He is a Bemba pastor,that’s why he’s doing this.

  23. vill Reply

    June 30, 2014 at 7:24 am

    More money in your pocket Has lead to this were a pastor sellz coffins in order to develop his church,PF you are the cause ba idiots.

  24. justiny barton Reply

    June 30, 2014 at 7:50 am

    what funeral parlour bakalamba, are you serious you so called man of God? What type of life are you taking?

  25. Mm Reply

    June 30, 2014 at 9:54 am

    NO NO NO mr pastor choose some other bussines to do for you to open a funeral parlour its like you are promoting death as pastor when you are to promote life

  26. Nevers Mumba Reply

    June 30, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    Make a beautiful one for Mr Sata please pastor.

  27. devil Reply

    July 1, 2014 at 4:36 am

    mr burret you r also on my list. infact you r coming to hell very soon. start sayn yo bye 2 yo loved 1s. infact this pastor is in my ministy. 1 coffin was mean 4 u mr burret! u r lucky his landlord is a christian!

  28. Chief of Grief Reply

    July 1, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    Burret never got enough hugs & kisses from his parents hence the haterade.Infact he was sodomised by his dad in mums presence.kumulabakofye,his past haunts him each time he sees elderly men.

  29. Kish Jey Reply

    July 2, 2014 at 7:27 am

    I wish sata a gud health.

  30. Who wants to know? Reply

    July 2, 2014 at 7:50 am

    Lmfao. the nigga doesn’t remember his as wooping

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