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SATA Is Alive And Sound In Isreal
By Proud Aushi Musamba Mumba writes
SATA IS ALIVE AND SOUND IN ISRAEL.
President Michael Sata was finally convinced to go on leave by a named Permanent Secretary after 10 weeks of persuasion and constant engagement between the two.
While the online ZWD was insinuating that the President was in coma, ‘King Cobra’ is said to have even been able to call Acting President Wynter Kabimba and advised him against chairing any Cabinet meeting. The President gave intelligence reports to Kabimba that if he chaired any emergency or scheduled Cabinet meeting he should know that he has no support of fellow Cabinet Ministers save for Vice President Guy Scott, Gender Minister Inonge Wina and Local Government and Housing Minister Emmanuel Chenda.
DID SATA GO TO THE HOSPITAL IN ISRAEL?
Yes but not for Cancer, Kidney or whatever illness as being manufactured by ZWD. It is now understood that the President’s drastic loss of weight was a result of the more than 40 days of fasting during the Lenten period. Mr Sata lost weight and was therefore prone to get any insignificant disease as he was not eating properly.
Intelligence reports now show that Doctors have even recommended that the President is fit to even be able to contest for his second term in 2016 as he has no major health challenge that should bar him. Therefore, those spreading rumours that he only have three months to live should just focus on working harder as they won’t get to Plot One through the sudden death or terminal illness of the incumbent.
By the way, this said wise PS originally from the East is the only one who has since been called to follow the President in Israel to receive appreciation for convincing the Head of State to take rest. The PS now will even be present when President Sata is meeting the out-going Prime Minister of Israel sometime this week.
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Bemba woman
July 2, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Mukwai twabelenga…
ZAGAZE
July 3, 2014 at 5:43 am
the writer is highly ignorant. which outgoing prime minister of israel or did he mean the outgoing president of israel. with such mistakes i wonder how true his assertions are.
Illuminati
July 3, 2014 at 10:12 am
My deep and strong belief is that come 2016 or even before that in the event of presidential bye-election, Zambia will have a new president, and that president will come from the opposition.
Illuminati
July 3, 2014 at 10:14 am
This Tumfweko is for the evil cartel consisting of Kabimba, Mmembe and Nchito.
They write trash, ukuymfwisha bwino.
Robert Gallo
July 2, 2014 at 9:36 pm
Ofcos he’s alive if he wasn’t,the nation would be mourning
am fasting for a month God help me
July 2, 2014 at 9:43 pm
Whaaaaaaat! Pwaaaaaha haaaaaha,lol
Mubita
July 2, 2014 at 9:47 pm
Why have the PF cadres,Ministers and the like chosen to live in denial that Sata is well?.Even with the late Mwanawasa and Mazoka,there was self denial.Mazoka lost weight,but they still thought he was well.Sata is equally not well.Anyway time is the best teacher.I know to some pipo,the exit of Sata is the end of their belly politics.
Mutwale
July 2, 2014 at 9:53 pm
@ Bo Mubita-I agree with you.This debate of whether Sata is well or not will continue.Let’s wait,time is the best teacher.Some are even Projecting 2016.
leta kambwili kajoka kabimba
July 2, 2014 at 10:08 pm
We thank God Moses after 40 yrs from wildanes He whent to Groly no kambwili kumanda He crost red sea by mirracle today 82 yrs after crosing in prot 1 by lies he whent vist hestoricle home of Moses who hand a big Snake swalod Cowbras of the lies cam by bwato with there song leta kambwili kabimba twalila achu
burret
July 2, 2014 at 10:17 pm
Mmembe and red lips kabimba and Sata and the W.H.O.R.E who wrote this article panyo panu
Illuminati
July 3, 2014 at 10:18 am
@burret, you are RIGHT my man.
kim
July 3, 2014 at 10:58 am
Efinshi ifi naiwe?? be your own man and stop concurring with insults.
Abdul Madada K
July 2, 2014 at 11:23 pm
@burret
insult your father in the trouser & your mother between her thighs that’s when you will be due to insult other people’s parents. black pig
china
July 2, 2014 at 11:45 pm
ba tumfweko telling us stories with zero facts
where are the pictures to verify he is well, can
you explain the silence if someone is really well
Denmark
July 3, 2014 at 12:31 am
To be honest I do not find any iota of sense in this article. Its to simplistic for someone to appreciate
wisdom
July 3, 2014 at 2:05 am
As long as God leaves sata will not die untill Zambia is a beta place. praying for someone to die is not zambian the best we can do is to unit and work togather. Hon kabimba strengthen your brothers by being a good shephered
kakolwe
July 3, 2014 at 4:07 am
This is a worthless discussion. Whether you hope to conceal the ailment of a dieing person with healthy ‘made-up’ stories OR you vilify the good health of a healing person with horrible made-up stories, the truth will still catch up with you. So Why panic? Take heart Zm, the truth shall show itself!
rex1
July 3, 2014 at 5:13 am
evry tym he goes out we get photos 4m wereva he z jst show us the photos y cant governmnt show us da photos of him n israel
kas
July 3, 2014 at 7:06 am
Ba tumfweko pls, its not the out going prime minister, but President. Who in does ur writing? I think they dnt care what they write, just as long as they have written it.
Jim
July 3, 2014 at 7:39 am
This is total cock and bull. Do you think we Zambians are shallow. Give us the truth. If at all he is really sick such that he can not carry out his duties accordingly, let him resign on principal so that he can focus on his health. Let this PS come on record if it is the truth that his president fit and able.
Dizengoff
July 3, 2014 at 7:44 am
Israel is one of the world’s most progressive countries in terms of equality for sexual minorities. Homosexuality was decriminalized in Israel over 20 years ago, and major Supreme Court decisions and groundbreaking legislation soon followed
Hope you will visit us soon to find out yourself
Isaac
July 3, 2014 at 7:48 am
President Sata will not die anytime soon, he has a mission to complete and that mission is to make Zambia a better place to live even in for every one including those who wish him dead.
Suspect
July 3, 2014 at 8:42 am
We still need clarification from the vice president who has started acting like the late tetemashimba may his soul rest in peace, when dr levy mwanawasa was in hospital in France,the vice musungu who has started finger point or excluding people from pf to say these can not stand for presidency like mr given lubinda the presidential material and also the son of the beloved president mulenga sata,why mr scout ?
martin
July 3, 2014 at 9:35 am
learn to find on your on dnt depend on somebody’s health your time will come
martin
July 3, 2014 at 9:37 am
live long sata to shame this stupid idiots GOD iz with u
Kasman
July 3, 2014 at 9:41 am
You can talk and talk, argue, be in denial and do all sorts of things but there is only one who knows what the future holds. The Almighty living God. He is the Alpha and the Omega. So I think we should leave it up to him. All we can do is pray.
ndeloleshafye
July 3, 2014 at 9:53 am
this article is useless bacause wat i know sata always responds to speculations when he is out but this time he is queit something fishy is happening wat pf doesnt know is that they are decampaigning themselves by keeping pipo in suspense wake up pf we are not dull
gorei
July 3, 2014 at 10:05 am
if the president is super fine, why was he persuaded by the unnamed ‘PS’ to rest after working just two years? if he is resting, are there no resting places in Zambia? if he is resting, does meeting out going ‘prime minister’ constitute resting? ba musamba political prostitution ibi! mwalapena. bushe abantu bavotele ba sata ukulacita fast? Lenten, Lenten….. ifyamafi fye!
Flyboy 187
July 3, 2014 at 10:11 am
Get well soon bally..
Kambostik
July 3, 2014 at 10:31 am
Long live sata. if u die our balls will suffer!
game meat
July 3, 2014 at 1:09 pm
Ok well articulated but we shall see whether he will now gain weight and stop hallucinating since he is no longer fasting
Amatwi yaiisuka
July 3, 2014 at 1:45 pm
Do not fight guys ,these are the things of the world.Jesus said you er not of the world just like my kingdom is not of this world.It is more evil to wish someone dead,we all need life even our worst enemies needs life.Things we cant change we leave it to Him.Are we going to add his days of leaving or subtract by arguing ? Sick pipo and those who are dying have nothing to worry only those who are leaving.Do not Trouble yourselves but focus on what you can do for your friend.
sonyane
July 3, 2014 at 2:02 pm
live and sound! kekekekekekekeke
chile1
July 3, 2014 at 6:59 pm
Sata will not die in the name of jesus,may the almighty b wit u our leader
neliusmumba
July 3, 2014 at 8:03 pm
all da best my presdo and live long to shame these evils.which opposition will elections 2016 they are dreaming about?fools paradise!
Moses Mulauli
July 3, 2014 at 11:29 pm
Time will tell. If you are dull, we are not dull. Wasting writing skills, this is the dumbest article I have read in a long time.
Paul
July 6, 2014 at 6:22 pm
When are we going to wake up fellow zambians.