AN Old Lobengula couple has become the talk of the suburb, after they mysteriously got stuck to each other while having sex at their rented home.
What seemed like routine sexual intercourse between Cain Chitambuze (24) and his wife Vongai Nhopi (19) couple turned for the worse when they endured nine hours of humiliation and had to be rescued by Cain’s father.
“Vongai says she began screaming for help around 1 am but strangely I did not hear any noises,” said the couple’s landlady Gogo MaSibanda.
She said she only heard the couple’s calls in the morning and that is when she alerted neighbours.
“The word quickly spread across the neighbourhood and in no time people thronged my house to see the couple,” said Gogo MaSibanda.
She said she has never come across a situation where a married couple experiences such a thing.
“A scenario whereby people get stuck to each other during sexual intercourse is common in those who are committing adultery, not people who are married,” said Gogo MaSibanda.
She said the couple also endured humiliation as they were dragged outside their lodgings exposing them to the over excited crowd.
A neighbour who only identified himself as Ndlovu said the man’s father came to the couple’s rescue at about 11 am and reportedly unlocked them after performing a certain ritual.
“He burnt some herbs and made them inhale the smoke. After that they were unlocked,” said Ndlovu.
In an interview with Radio Dialogue, Chitambuze said they want to quickly forget the embarrassing moment.
“I can’t say anything more but what is done is done, it is behind us now. This has never happened during our marriage and my fear is that it can recur,” said Chitambuze who was visibly still in shock.
chenda munenge
July 11, 2014 at 12:50 pm
In an article published in the British Medical Journal in 1979, Dr F. Kräupl Taylor reviewed the literature on penis captivus and concluded that while “almost all the cases mentioned in medical publications and in textbooks are based on hearsay and rumour”, two papers published by nineteenth-century German gynaecologists — Scanzoni (1870) and Hildebrandt (1872) — who had personally dealt with cases of the condition “leave no doubt about the reality of this unusual symptom”, which, however, “is so rare that it is often regarded nowadays as no more than a prurient myth”. Scanzoni’s patient was “a completely healthy young woman, married for six months”. She and her husband had to abstain from sexual intercourse because her intense vaginal contractions were “most painful to him and … did on several occasions end in a spasm … which sometimes lasted more than ten minutes and made it impossible for the couple to separate”. Hildebrandt’s patient had been married for about a year. Sexual intercourse with her husband had always been painless until one particular evening. Hildebrandt gives the husband’s account of what happened:
He reported that just at the moment when he thought intercourse, which had been quite normal till then, had come to an end, he suddenly felt that he, or rather his glans, was held back deep in the vagina, tightly gripped and imprisoned, while his whole penis was in the vagina. All attempts at withdrawal failed. When he forced the attempts, he caused severe pain to himself and his wife. Bathed in perspiration through agitation, alarm and his failure to free himself, he was finally forced to resign himself to waiting in patience. He could not say how many minutes this lasted, his imprisonment seemed endless. Then — the hindrance vanished on its own; he was free.
Finding no later reports that were properly authenticated, Kräupl Taylor was of the opinion that the symptom “does not seem to have occurred in the past 100 years or so. If there had been, during that time, a case of penis captivus that needed medical intervention or admission to hospital it would have been eagerly reported in a medical journal with as much detail and evidence as possible.”[3]
In a letter published in the British Medical Journal in 1980 in response to Kräupl Taylor’s article, Dr Brendan Musgrave recalled that in 1947 when he was a houseman at the Royal Isle of Wight County Hospital he had seen a case of this seemingly rare condition. “I can distinctly remember the ambulance drawing up and two young people, a honeymoon couple I believe, being carried on a single stretcher into the casualty department. An anaesthetic was given to the female and they were discharged later the same morning.” To check the veracity of his memory, Dr. Musgrave had rung his old friend Dr S.W. Wolfe, “who was the other houseman at the hospital at the time. He confirmed my story, his exact words being ‘I remember it well.'”[4]
In her memoir An Impossible Woman (1975), Graham Greene’s friend Dottoressa Elisabeth Moor recounts how she was once urgently called to the Hotel Eden-Paradiso in Anacapri, Italy. “And there I found a young German girl, in the bathtub in a pool of blood, who begged me to do what I could; I should help her as she was bleeding to death” from “a tear in the vagina”. The girl had been having sex with a man and her vagina had clamped tightly around his swollen penis. In freeing his penis, the man had inflicted “a heavily bleeding tear. A very deep wound.” He had then fled. After Dottoressa Moor had stanched the bleeding, she and a colleague she had summoned stitched the girl up. “She healed very well.” Dottoressa Moor adds, “These cases are not as rare as you think.” She mentions — though only as hearsay — “a much worse case” involving a Swiss girl that occurred in Lucerne, Switzerland, during the war and resulted in “dreadful injuries” when the man panicked: “they had got stuck inside each other. It needed two or three doctors to help to undo them.”[5]
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bola
July 11, 2014 at 2:50 pm
ifyabubwa
Chief of Grief
July 11, 2014 at 4:05 pm
Chikala agondwa!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….The father had something to do with it.Gelo balimu OKAPI.
Manhimself
July 11, 2014 at 4:46 pm
Yapa Chalo!yakosa nokaba!
Denkete of Southern
July 11, 2014 at 5:04 pm
@ chenda munenge, are you ok upstairs? U must be evacuated to Israel with immediate effect coz sumthing is wrong.
tutu
July 11, 2014 at 5:45 pm
agondwa umu fellaz mu chinyo…@chenda munenga WTF chikala chi comment ubutali wu do u think will read it,ba wiso?
chile1
July 11, 2014 at 6:44 pm
Iwe chende stop postin novels here,I think imwe bafikala bamo tamwakwata ifyakuchita ayi,where wud one get the tym to do all dat
bana chimbusa
July 11, 2014 at 9:38 pm
yaba chapata zolili
Kanai Niko
July 11, 2014 at 9:52 pm
Something is really wrong with us Africans. Wished this ‘technology’ could be written out! we could be dinning up the moon with this vast knowledge. Unfortunately, ALL this is for DESTRUCTION! terrible munthu!
@chenda
July 12, 2014 at 12:59 pm
Only uneducated fools have failed to appreciate yo posting,,thanx,, I have learnt something from yo article