Jesus is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID

A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this year’s 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.
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78 Responses to Jesus is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID

GOOD NEWS

July 22, 2014 at 11:52 am

poor “mugu’s” are now walking about like brainless chickens.
John Isaiah Bwanga

July 22, 2014 at 1:07 pm

Read Revelations 21:1-4, Matthew 13:22, Galatia 1:20, 1 Corinthians 15:33, Ephesians 4:30, Psalms 94:11, James 1:25, Luka 10:22, Matthew 24:14, Matthew 24:13, Psalms 3:5,6, James 3:6, John6:44, Hebrew 11:31, James 5:11, James 1:19, Ecclesiastes 8:9, Habakkuk 2:3, Romans 14:19, Ecclesiastes 13:1, Revelations 16:14-16, Daniel 2:44, Matthew 25:13 and Zachariah 14:1.

Bushe ifilandile ba Catholic leaders fya cine, bushe eko mupepa kabili kuti mwalandapo shani?
Mm

July 22, 2014 at 2:35 pm

This cardinal what soever you call him, he is very hopeless and a blasphemer may God have mercy on him.
mj banda

July 22, 2014 at 2:54 pm

Is this true, then we r praying to govern ourselves or what? Then who will come to save us from this earthly behavior. Who is this who wrote the bible and from which country? No wonder people like TB Joshua thinks that they are taking that vacuum because they can’t see Him coming soon.
Tee

July 22, 2014 at 7:31 pm

Foolish man, that’s why I have mixed feelings about this Vatican and their Catholics.
I’m not so surprised any way, the fool’s fulfilling what peter said in 2pt 3:4.”KNOWING THIS FIRST, THAT THERE SHALL COME IN THE LAST DAYS SCOFFERS, WALKING AFTER THEIR OWN LUSTS,
AND SAYING, WHERE IS THE PROMISE OF HIS COMING? FOR SINCE THE FATHERS FELL ASLEEP, ALL THINGS CONTINUE AS THEY WERE FROM THE BEGINNING OF CREATION.”

Let’s not be deceived, because the truth we already know…
Sifuba P C Moola

July 23, 2014 at 9:23 am

you should have first read the Book of REVELATION, because in this book, it talks about all the signs that we have to pass through before the Return of Jesus Christ….But Jesus doesn’t know when He will Return, its only God our Heavenly Father who knows when that will occur.
Raymond

July 23, 2014 at 7:14 pm

This should not suprise u brother and sisters,this is what the catholic is all about.These should come to pass then the son of man will come.