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15 Wives, 128 Kids, Still Counting
HE has fathered 128 children with 15 wives but has not stopped marrying and “manufacturing” more children. For Misheck Doctor Nyandoro, it is game on . . . three of his wives are pregnant and more could be pregnant by the end of this winter. Three new wives could join the family within a year, if all goes according to plan.
This can surely not be called a family, but a community! One can easily call him a community administrator and not a father of a family — it is too big you really need tactically correct managerial skills.
Each night he sits in his centrally located shed, eating super supper, one by one, his wives bringing food for him. That is a good 15 meals!
Every wife cooks her best because the rule is “Dr Love” only eats what is delicious and throws away what is not tasty. Every wife subscribes to that rule and does not get annoyed when her badly cooked food is returned to her.
She should, in fact, strive to do better, next time.
As he eats from that shed, Nyandoro plans that night’s duty roster for his wives’ conjugal rights and by his own admission, when planning the roster, he takes into consideration many factors. No wife knows she is on duty until he visits her bedroom.
“I married 15 wives between 1982 and 2002 and stopped temporarily due to the unfriendly economic situation, otherwise I would have been talking a different story.
“Now that the economy has stabilised, if you come back next year you will find two or three more new wives, added to the number,” brags Mr Nyandoro.
“I am strong and feel as strong as I was when I was 18. I give conjugal rights to an average of four wives a night and I do the duty roaster personally. I go to the targeted bedrooms one by one at night. That is my job.
“They are all catered for and you can see they are happy.
“You are free to talk to each of them separately and in my absence. From where I stand, they are all happy!
“When I had five wives and below, I used to give them two days duty each but as the number increased, I changed my tactics,’’ he declares.
You mean four women per night?
“Yes, four! Let me tell you the trick.
“The moment I see the next woman, she is a completely new person and I feel like I haven’t done it before.
“There is no magic but a sound mind. Never be lied to about juju or magic or anything. To me every wife is a new person. It feels different.
“When I am dealing with each wife, I tune myself to her age and demands so that we operate from the same level. What I do with the young wives is not what I do with the elderly ones.
“At times I don’t restrict myself to night only. When time permits, even during the day, I do it.
“Any time is tea time!
“But again the reason why I am marrying two or three more in the recent future is that the elderly wives are no longer much interested in sex.
“At times I am chased away or told to go for the younger ones.
But why so many wives and children?
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Chief Of Grief
July 25, 2014 at 9:42 am
Ala Dr Nyandoro niwewewabako stanyoko?Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki,ati i tune to their ages respectively kikikikikikikikiki.If finances would allow me,i wud definately do efyo uchita chikala waunfwa the?Nomba ama infants ba fulisha,ukesa ukapushile uka sukute infant wobe makaka.!!Ala nakumbwa nobukala bwaima!Bati am sure @ka Gelo,Chi wow,Na kolwe bana bobe teh?kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki,tawalefipela fatherly love iyingi the?kikikikikikikikikiki……..
ONETIME RELOADED
July 25, 2014 at 9:59 am
uyu chikala alipenaa!!
Deacon
July 25, 2014 at 10:30 am
And so what? Most African men have children scattered all over the place without giving them any support..
ko nse ned
July 25, 2014 at 11:17 am
Is it possible to service four pr nit witht roots or viagra?
Tanny
July 25, 2014 at 11:37 am
It’s not surprising, infact this man has few wives, most of them have more wives it’s common in Zimbabwe and it’s in accordance to their church doctrine , you can marry as many as you wish on the condition that you are able to take care of them.
These apositoli’s as commonly called in Zimbabwe, they can marry even from one family they have no limits and most of them marry the underage girls.
I teach with one of these apositoliz who four wives in a three bedroomed house. His children die of malaria and yet he can’t take them to the hospital all in the name of church. It’s a great sin for them to drink medicine or go to the hospital yet they put their dead in a mortuary.
You will know them by trend of shaving hair both men and women…
Currently they are building a great wall in Zimbabwe because they believe that that’s paradise for them under the leadership of their prophet John Nyimbiri.
dancing
July 25, 2014 at 11:42 am
ba tumweko,ili lyashi lyamuli chibuku.
dancing
July 25, 2014 at 12:07 pm
ubu ebufyashi zoona.
chile1
July 25, 2014 at 12:34 pm
Mmmmmm yama mukafundeko nomu guys bobby east kabili,u seem to b a sex maestro
Denkete
July 25, 2014 at 1:31 pm
Uuuuuuummmmmmm caume ici. Mark my words, abaana ngabakuula bakatampa ukumucitila amayi nini. Elo kuli nokuba in-breeding, children will be “farking” each other. Nomba 4 women pay night? Awe kumbi atwalakofye amenshi yekayeka no mweela. Nangu tuli baceende, ubu bweena buunama. HIV ngayaingila ni noushalimo akabamo. Nowakupipa umunankwe diarrhoea takamoneke. Awe iyi yabako over, I cant never. Ine atlist 6 women, eeyaaaa.
MB
July 25, 2014 at 3:18 pm
Cousin to Charley Kays!
kakolwe
July 25, 2014 at 6:27 pm
Ka chief of grief, uikindike(as aushis would say)Ndekela ka Gelo. She is one of the normal ladies left on tumfweko. If I could, I would Nyandoro her so that twafyalako utwana twamano utushitukana anyhow to replace you and tutu on earth.
Chief Of Grief
July 26, 2014 at 9:03 am
kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki,iwe ati ka kolwe,wakana wiso!kikikikikikikikikikikikiki,tawishibe ati lishamo pa chalo chesu kikikikikikikikikiki,teti ukwate umwana nga ine iwe ma kepula pantu tuli ma jack pot ifwe,tatwisa isa waunfwa teh??Niwiso uyo!!kikikikikikikikikikiki……….
ashley
July 25, 2014 at 8:22 pm
alitemwa ukulopola mambala,he can even marry his own daughter alibuka.
Kamushi
July 25, 2014 at 8:24 pm
15 is ok but he daz not know who else is f**kn other wives with the sex desires of nowadayz he needs DNA tests @ his palace or community ok kutumpa tombanina chikala
5534
July 25, 2014 at 9:25 pm
father aleitasha nokuitasha kuti akupila akamu future ali bensa.
tutu
July 25, 2014 at 9:32 pm
uuuhm alakwena tata iwe nakumbwa…tupeleko inkama yobe mudala,ifwe kuno ngatwayeshakofye nangu kamo akapambali,gelo kuzanda nokutususaulako amabolo,so hw do u term them? kanshi abakashi bonse kusosika fudu nobukala to the winna, I am sure chikala iwe walitombapo notubana tobe tumotumo…everytime is tea time! wantobaulah imbafu nensenko…anyway chikala waliba mu enjoy chililowe
Kuchinane Twambenga
July 25, 2014 at 10:26 pm
interesting indeed. He is like a rooster, even dogs get tired! Such is typical moral decay. God please save this planet!
mirriam
July 26, 2014 at 12:25 am
TUTU I wouldn’t mind being your 10th wife…lol,I have fallen for you
Mije
July 26, 2014 at 7:21 am
One love iliche this is too murch.
kakolwe
July 26, 2014 at 10:22 am
@chief of insults. Somewhere it says “like-begets-like”. That man says he tunes his fukcing mode accordingly 4 times a night. He worships sex just like you. As such, chances favour you being his son! Jackpot watusushi mukolwe iwe.
@mirriam, sad! You’ve fallen for a bad brained goon!!!!
chumbu
July 26, 2014 at 12:10 pm
Nyandoro….AKA…Ukwa last lasa…Stop bragging, u r not any close to our own…Ukwa Chumbu Mushololwa…
Nampundu
July 26, 2014 at 12:40 pm
that isn’t normal,how can u enjoy yo marriage like dat.abalume ba pamwaka.short time taitwala
wow
July 27, 2014 at 12:44 pm
Some fools can never comment without insulting. Do you know what causes that? Eating too much monkey meat. Its like they can’t believe they can use a phone. They know who they are.
Watch this. One of them will exhibiting their stupidity just now. Watch. And that will be the biggest idiot of them.