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Man Cuts Off Manhood After Girlfriend Dumped Him

A Macedonian man chopped off his penis and threw it in the bin after he was dumped by his girlfriend for his lack of bedroom skills.

The man told medics he felt his small-sized penis was to blame for the split.And, he said, as it was useless he decided to cut it off.

Oliver Ilic, 22, had called medics after he could not stop the bleeding.And the jilted lover was taken on a stretcher in bloodstained jeans to hospital in the eastern town of Kocani.Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade

The bloody penis was delivered to the local hospital but a surgeon skilled enough to carry out the reattachment couldn’t be found.

Ilic was then transferred to the hospital in the capital Skopje, where surgeons managed to reattach the penis in a complicated five-hour surgery.They said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and whether the man’s organ would ever function properly again.

This was the second recent example of a Macedonian man cutting off a penis. Another 40-year-old man did the same a short while ago but in his case the member was not reattached because he had thrown it into the toilet and flushed it away.

Metro

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13 Responses to Man Cuts Off Manhood After Girlfriend Dumped Him

  1. Jo

    October 24, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    Go out and look for your size plz,tomorrow it will be harder than that. Finshi anwa uyu muntu pantu congo dust tefyo icita.

  2. Jo

    October 24, 2014 at 6:23 pm

    That’s bad man

  3. Biggy

    October 24, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    Well then size matters, It must fee alwful to have a small tool for such a big job.

  4. kasman

    October 24, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    too bad brother

  5. Wise

    October 24, 2014 at 11:21 pm

    This man is an idiot, how did the girlfriend know tha it was smal? where did sbe the bigger one?

  6. katyetye

    October 25, 2014 at 5:38 am

    I’m suspecting the girl had another man somewhere how can she knew that umupini is small.it only takes amaule to tell you that.

    • foxy lady

      October 25, 2014 at 10:21 am

      I wonder which cave you came from?
      I pity this country for her future with empty headed people like you.

  7. ms

    October 25, 2014 at 6:39 am

    If a lady leaves you for that reason please let her go, she has already tested others only LOVE can control. God Bless You.

  8. Czar

    October 25, 2014 at 6:47 am

    The money spent reattaching his penis could have been used for better things because it is clear the muppet doesn’t need his ka organ.

  9. Frederick Torben

    October 25, 2014 at 7:26 am

    He doesn’t think properly.how can he do that.but some people

  10. Judge Joe Bidden

    October 25, 2014 at 8:04 am

    Somehow you can feel pity for this 22 year old chap… shame

  11. lovey dovey

    October 25, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    hehehehehehe yaba!