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Pastor CAUGHT Bonking Policeman’s Wife In A Car
A married Methodist Church in Zimbabwe pastor was reportedly caught engaging in sex with a married mother of two on Monday afternoon.
The man of God-cum-man of sex, Rev Nobert Chivese from Mabvuku was caught red-handed busy fornicating with Fortunate Safuri in a parked car in Beatrice. The married pastor was supposedly having vigorous sex as the car was reportedly spotted ‘bouncing’ as the adulterous man of God was in the middle of his sex round.
The cheating woman who was conducting some sexual ‘prayers’ with the married Reverend is said to be married to a police officer, Allen Tafirei who is stationed at Beatrice Police Station. The cop and his cheating wife have been married since 2006.
According to evidence supplied, the man of the cloth left his wife, Mai Mufundisi Chivese at home in Mabvuku and visited his married lover in Beatrice before parking his car, Honda Fit registration number ADJ 8582 in a bushy area close to the Harare-Masvingo highway and have a steamy ‘sausage in sausage out’ session in broad day light.
“They parked their car a distance from the road in a bushy area so they can sexually satisfy each other,” said the source.
Reports are that some officers in the Criminal Investigations Department (CID) VTS saw the car parked and bouncing like mummy and daddy’s bed and their attention immediately got attracted.
“The CID officers then went there to see what was taking place inside. Upon seeing people coming towards the car, Reverend Chivese who was engaging in sex in the back seat, rushed to put on his trousers and jumped onto the driver’s seat before attempting to speed off,” added the source.
Police officers however would not let the sex loving pastor go uncharged. CIDs pulled out guns and the Mabvuku Methodist Church Superintendent feared for his dear life then stopped the car and quickly wore his shirt. That means, the married Mufundisi was undressed when he was having car sex with the married policeman’s wife. Probably the only thing he was wearing was a condom, but Zimbabwe News could not verify if he was wearing it!
At least the pastor managed to put on his clothes quickly. His cheating lover was still undressed by the time police officers arrived at the ‘sex scene’. She was caught red-handed in her chocolate-coloured birthday suit. She must have been thoroughly ‘sexed’ by the Methodist minister that she lost energy to quickly dress up.
Unconfirmed reports allege that sperms were also found on the back seat of the car which was engulfed with a strong fish-like smell after the cheaters were disrupted from enjoying their ‘pumping gymnastics’.
Mufundisi Chivese who is well known for being strict and accusing Mabvuku Methodist youths of being disorganised was immediately arrested for engaging in sex in public. His married lover was arrested as well. The police officers were very kind and understanding enough as they gave the undressed married woman time to first dress and cover her ‘honey jar; which had just been ‘serviced’ by a man of God. She then wore her red dress but was not given time to put on her blue ‘parachute’ underwear . Even the pastor was reportedly not wearing an underwear as well as there was no time for that. He literally risked injuring his ‘disturbed anaconda’ with the zip of his trousers, but there was nothing he could do anyway.
The cheating couple was escorted to Beatrice Police Station where they were charged with public nuisance and fined US$20 each. Investigations conducted by an online news website have revealed that in Harare it costs US$10 to book a lodge and have sex with your girlfriend (or prostitute) for one hour, while in Beatrice and other small towns it costs just US$5 per hour. The man of God had to part with US$40 which obviously forms part of Methodist church members’ tithes and offerings to pay for his fine as well as his small house’s.
Probably Rev Chivese had been used to bush sex and not lodges sex as he was previously stationed at Ngezi Bethel before being ‘promoted’ to Mabvuku in Harare.
Source:Zimbabwe News
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Laso
November 4, 2014 at 1:41 pm
Hahaha very colorful language in this article …
Chief Of Grief
November 4, 2014 at 1:53 pm
@ laso,u’re 101 present ryt,i like it too kikikikikikikikikiki its music to my soul coz it got me excited & gave me a boner….
Judge Joe Bidden
November 4, 2014 at 1:44 pm
Why so gross details of explicit sex content. Ati…” ‘sausage in sausage out’ session in broad day light” …sperms on back seat smelling like fish. .. BA TUMFWEKO there things you need to edit or just leave the story out.
CHS
November 6, 2014 at 12:19 am
Judge Joe Bidden
November 4, 2014 at 1:47 pm
I know you are a tabloid TUMFWEKO but the language in this highly sensationalised story is the worst I ve read on this site.
Chief Of Grief
November 4, 2014 at 1:47 pm
Kikikikikikikikikikikiki tumfweko at its best kikikikikiki kwena bafikala ba tumfweko naimwe mwalikwata insele indirect,u really aticulate yo stories very well kufyabuchende kikikikikikiki ati sausage in sausage out!kikikikikiki ati she was thoroughly sexed & lost energy awekwena mwantombaula imbafu muli lelo.What is goin on with the zim pastors kanshi?That fish kinda smell from the sperm must be VD of some sort nangula gonorea iyinunka kwati luche lwesabi.
Judge Joe Bidden
November 4, 2014 at 1:53 pm
Bafikala aba ba nsele ne nyele fye. Writing kwati eko bali… I know it’s an article from a Zim magazine site.
Chief Of Grief
November 4, 2014 at 2:02 pm
Chachine boyi aba ba fikala nabo bansele ama details kwati ebali pa scene,baletubelengesha pono ifwe fwema innocent minds,eyimwemuletukowesha ama mind.
Trixy
November 4, 2014 at 2:38 pm
@Chief of Grief, is it you talking? ati”…eyimwemuletukowesha ama mind..”. You of all people….kikikikikiki…But anyway article iyi yansekesha….ati she was thoroughly sexed and was too weak to dress up….
Chief Of Grief
November 4, 2014 at 3:09 pm
@Trixy its me talking,its true efwe bambi ba tumfweko baletuchita corrupt ama innocent brains yesu pantu iyi atico ni fu time pono elo ichahichitile compile iyi artico knows how to dance with English words pantu it takes a corrupt mind to comprehend waikata?
IF NOT
November 4, 2014 at 2:00 pm
shame to both the pastor and the married woman.
Judge Joe Bidden
November 4, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Ine bwachima no kwima when reading and I am far kunchito from my maid elo nsanga ainuka!
Zyamike
November 4, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Ba tumfweko the language you have used in this article is unprofessional. You were supposed to edit this article before publishing……..
Trixy
November 4, 2014 at 2:43 pm
@Zyamike…That is Tumfweko for you….Anyway I am still laughing especially at Chief of Grief’s comment above ati…”eyimwemuletukowesha ama mind..”. Him of all people saying that…I find it very hilarious.
Ronald
November 4, 2014 at 2:45 pm
Ba fikala no bufi mwalikwata ba Tumfweko,how come you are saying the pastor was about to speed off, while the picture you are showing us is of both of them behind, mulenashako ubufi ba fikala.
Umupandapwiti
November 4, 2014 at 3:03 pm
“Sausage in sausage out”, hahahahahahaha… Mwandepaula, elo mwilenga njichaye rape ku right palm because apa I am alone mu office pantu inchito yalapwa ngabasanganisha.
Ukoseeiiii!!!
November 4, 2014 at 3:12 pm
zyamike boi kutombapofye kamo pancito apo pene,tapaba ba gelo? Why shud u suffr?
monk
November 4, 2014 at 3:36 pm
tulelosha ulelya! kwena insala yakumusana tefintu.
MUSADABWE
November 4, 2014 at 4:43 pm
Men Of God U Are A Digrace. Ukutomba Iule Mupanga Sure. Muletusebanya. Ukutemwa Ukutomba. Uli Kuntanshi Preaching And Yet U Are Admiring Peoples Wives. Shame
barose activist
November 4, 2014 at 5:05 pm
iwe, tulelosha ulelya! kwena insala yakumusana tefintu.
barose activist
November 4, 2014 at 5:08 pm
monk walipena
Jungle Kiswa
November 4, 2014 at 5:17 pm
Plus bamukabene balomfwika bwino awe ni sansa nabo. Bread eatean in secrecy tests sweeter.
kankhozhi 1
November 4, 2014 at 5:31 pm
To both Tumfweko and fellow Blogger, Stop insulting when you want to blog, write sensible things.
Joe Bidden
November 4, 2014 at 6:32 pm
Pamatako pobe!… now PROVE that thats an insult
Green
November 4, 2014 at 7:01 pm
Thats a hot damn
EK
November 4, 2014 at 10:20 pm
This year ba pastor balesebana ku bucende 2 wks ago another 1 was caught & arested in Mansa charged with rape case
sk-500
November 5, 2014 at 2:20 am
Ahahahaha. But Tumfweko you’ve killed me with this one, the reporting is just insane! Day made!
jumbe
November 5, 2014 at 10:09 am
This reporting! is it Mills and Boon?
Shilubemba
November 6, 2014 at 2:04 pm
@ honey Jar kikikikikiki tabonfwa ama niggars.
JAYD
November 6, 2014 at 11:40 pm
This article is full of opinions and un professional language
Chief Of Grief
November 4, 2014 at 2:37 pm
Cheers 4 the ka link.I have seen these two numb nuts & man is that whore uguuuuuuuliiii!!