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chipata people“These people were nervous about stepping onto the escalator at one of the newly opened malls, I had to push my way past them,” said Bwalya who sent this photo.

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45 Responses to Chipata People!! Lol

  1. Ingombe Ilede

    January 3, 2015 at 9:04 am

    But ifyaku chipata fi tutu sana.

    • Jane Mulenga

      January 3, 2015 at 9:43 am

      I undestand the Kachasu Man was among that same group.

      The chibuku Man is extremely scared to jump into realities and is just good at cheating people that he is going to make a good president when he lamentably failed deliver as Chawama MP.

      I understand he was given the name Chagwa meaning falling always; that was after failing Grade 7 Exams 7 times and only maaged to pass after the 8th time of seating for his exams.

      Chagwa means falling in Nsenga.

      Even this time he will fall as per his cursed name.

      • tumbuka

        January 3, 2015 at 10:32 am

        @Jane my little friend, the man you are calling a failure managed to get a distinction in LLB from the university of zambia and passed at ziale on first attempt, but to you all that is failure. Your ka little mind plays tricks on you so your reasoning is seriously warpped.

        • Pangalians in Shiwangandu

          January 3, 2015 at 9:05 pm

          • Evans Kaluba

            January 5, 2015 at 9:00 am

            LET THE OPPOSITION STOP PERSONAL ATTACKS ON EDGAR AND CONCENTRATE ON ISSUE BASED CAMPAIGNS THEN VIOLENCE WILL CEASE.

      • Godda wa nkonde

        January 3, 2015 at 11:34 am

        Ba Jane muli cipuba imwee. imwe fyonse ma Politics. Palipo a ma politics apa? your friends are talking about escalators you bring in politics. You are very dull you can’t even read between the lines. Northern, Muchinga, Luapula, Copperbelt, Eastern,Central and Lusaka. Ulefwaya nangu taulefwaya ni Edger we cipuba we shaa

      • kakolwe

        January 3, 2015 at 4:00 pm

        Very true @Mulenga. Just as Hakainde means “left behind”. His father did a hit-and-run.
        So he is always left behind in polls.

    • Godda wa nkonde

      January 3, 2015 at 11:43 am

      What Bwalya said is nothing but the truth. I am in Chipata right now for a New year holiday. Even up to now they are scared to jump on escalators. I am told 5 Bembas are on the way to come and train these Mbuyas to use escalators. One gentleman was heard saying “Cinga kupeleke ku mwamba kwa mulungu na macimo mbwe”meaning it may take you to heaven with sins. Ati Bwanji ba mbuya. Bu Kateka twakulacinjanyafye Bemba Ngoni Bemba Ngoni Bemba Ngoni kulimbe wina. Do worry ba Masebo nibodwala ngako kaya kaya

    • Kambachabe

      January 3, 2015 at 1:26 pm

      Hey this is 50 years of independence dear. This is what makes our country standout because it is stupidly backwards that we keep voting for fossils without long term develomental plans. Look at the ministers we have, Kambwili sure, Kalaba, Munkombwe, worse so the Minister of Finance, Dinasaur Chikwanda and honestly think those people standing at the escalator will know how to walk on it? Not at all.

    • Pathako Pinu

      January 3, 2015 at 7:39 pm

      Unfortunately in Kasama there is no mall & no escalators!Everyone is nevers when on the escalator for the first time as the same happened @ Levy Mall.so the faggot monkey Bwalya is just surprised & bitter that there is a mall in Chipata when there is nothing only a Bazaar in his chitemene home town.

  2. Ingombe Ilede

    January 3, 2015 at 9:05 am

    But ifyaku chipata fi tutu sana kiki!

    • Pathako Pinu

      January 3, 2015 at 7:40 pm

      Unfortunately in Kasama there is no mall & no escalators!Everyone is nevers when on the escalator for the first time as the same happened @ Levy Mall.so the faggot monkey Bwalya is just surprised & bitter that there is a mall in Chipata when there is nothing only a Bazaar in his fckn chitemene home town.

      • Mtumbuka

        January 4, 2015 at 12:13 pm

        Iwe Pathako Pinu wanisekesya chomene!

  3. Mwale

    January 3, 2015 at 9:19 am

    Vina bwela mochedwa mbuya

  4. rajidi

    January 3, 2015 at 9:27 am

    Are u sure those are chipatans?

    • Wanyafye Tigers FC

      January 3, 2015 at 10:07 am

      No. If u look athe pic carefully, there an oxcart with Ingombe ilede written on the side packed with political hoes like HORNY-arable Mutatyy, GVM and Silver.

  5. hajende'

    January 3, 2015 at 9:47 am

    ahh ahh nibene Aisha abo imwe, Hajane muhule ndiye aseluka apo. VIVA LUNGU

  6. Tionepo

    January 3, 2015 at 10:35 am

    There is nothing special here. It is normal to be a little worried when you encounter new technology. Have you noticed how foreign visitors struggle to get money from an ATM, when it is expected that they would already be comfortable with such?

  7. Ken

    January 3, 2015 at 10:43 am

    Laughing at this situation is what actually is “ubututu”

    What do you people think about a “User manual”? What is the purpose?

    Anyway I know apa pali icimbuya but if you take it like that, I understand. But if you take it generally, then you are so dull.

  8. kloe

    January 3, 2015 at 10:48 am

    Talking abt chipatians as if u ve been to chipata yoself! Ukapapa wen u cme to da east. We r way beta than abena ing’ombe illede

  9. Chimbwi

    January 3, 2015 at 12:25 pm

    Same thing happened at the Z-Mart mall in Ndola when the it just opened. Photographers had a field day. Up to now bembas go into Ndola town just to ride the elevator. They call it icikwepe.

  10. chanzigwa

    January 3, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    EVERY NEW THING THAT COME BY HAS TO BE LEARNT EVEN YOU WHEN THEY BUILT THE LONGEST BRIDGE YOU THOUGHT IT MAY BREAK WHILE YOU ARE THERE, BUT AFTER SOMETIME YOU GOT USED.EASTERNERS ARE USED TO WALKING THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY MEANS LESS TO THEM. WHAT THEY WANT IS REAL DEVELOPMENT.

  11. Chimbwi

    January 3, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    Trevor Noah was right!

  12. peddle

    January 3, 2015 at 1:04 pm

    Indeed vina bwela mochidwa mbuya,its gud to joke once in a while.

  13. Jayjay

    January 3, 2015 at 1:48 pm

    Personally I prefer the stairs than ifikwepe, it can swipe you!

  14. gb

    January 3, 2015 at 1:52 pm

    What is the name of the Mall and where is it located? Chipata has really developed, na Mall.

  15. chimutengo

    January 3, 2015 at 2:38 pm

    what ever it is , the fact is its a plus to us baku chipata,we shall get used to it.and even see more advanced things than what others have seen.viva EL ,PLSE NEVER MIND ABOUT WHAT OTHER PIPO ARE SAYING ESPECIALLY MASEBO group ,just opportunists let her wait for the real effects in her kingdom.

  16. vampiro

    January 3, 2015 at 2:46 pm

    Good to observe that development is still happening. Nice discussion so far. Upnd thugs just stay mute and spare us with yo sarcastic language.

  17. Akanynga Ndimi

    January 3, 2015 at 3:21 pm

    Shocking to read about these comments from Bamba Land. Trevor Noah the South Africa Comedian was making funny of Zambian in the similar manner over the escalator at Levy Park when the entire family could go there to get on the Escalator numerous times “watch his videos”. By the way I am happy that Chipata has an Escalator, what about Kasama and Mansa. By the time you have one, the Chipata guys will be have something else. Remain behind.

  18. Belinda

    January 3, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    Bakuchipata finambwela mochendwa

  19. Kayasukila, ba mutobele inkoto pa mputi...

    January 3, 2015 at 3:55 pm

    Typical Sindamisale family outing.

  20. john solye ubwali

    January 3, 2015 at 3:56 pm

    achimwene mwasebana,ubufontini,atase the indians infesting chipata have not really woken up your backwardness,ubututu ba chipata yaba

  21. The Professor

    January 3, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    Scientifically Its known as escaltorphobiasis!1

  22. Pathako Pinu

    January 3, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    Unfortunately in Kasama there is no mall & no escalators!Everyone is nevers when on the escalator for the first time as the same happened @ Levy Mall.so the faggot monkey Bwalya is just surprised & bitter that there is a mall in Chipata when there is nothing only a Bazaar in his kolwestan chitemene home town.

  23. Renee

    January 3, 2015 at 9:01 pm

    Hahaha! Development can sometimes disturb ones way of life. Lol

  24. Hachalulu

    January 3, 2015 at 11:47 pm

    Atleast that is being real, than their ficticious air-mukwai.Even the late(MCS) MHSRIP, failed to name its air port.Kikikikikiki.
    VOTE WISELY

  25. Chibwe J. Kasanda

    January 4, 2015 at 12:23 am

    ok mbuyas, mwawina naka “pilot project”

  26. Naomi

    January 4, 2015 at 5:53 am

    I saw the same pic on a Nigerian blog about Nigerians. This is probably just a joke. Funny.

  27. club zero

    January 4, 2015 at 7:27 am

    Bafikala abakuchipata fipuba

  28. koko

    January 4, 2015 at 7:55 am

    Visa chapatians,

  29. tutu

    January 4, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    bafikala imwe bonse mwebaleseka abena chipata mwaba ayenu!!!mulemona kwati kutombokelamofye ngamuchinyo? umuntu uwa normal lyonse ngamona icha new kutekanya…great dvlp pa chipata kip it up!!pabwatooooooooooooooh!!!!kopala swaggie!!!

  30. soda

    January 4, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    vote4pf.. u wil hv one. bangwele imwe

  31. BBC

    January 4, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    At phataku pinu you are an idiot: I can’t believe it. People arguing whether there are escalators in Kasama or not. Mind you most bembas from Luapula and Northern have settled in Lusaka and CB. When other countries have a thousand far advanced shopping malls, people from the east are boasting about having a substandard mall with an escalator. In this global world everywhere is everyone’s place. Even if there is no escalator in Kasama or Mansa is not a problem. When an individual a Bemba like Mika can build hundreds of hotels and lodges across Zambia and Africa, you think bembas are dull. What is an escalator anyway for people to be so shallow minded?

  32. mulenga

    January 4, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    kikikikikikikikikiki…wow…wow…wow…ya…ya..ya…mwamonekela we shall tek them to school again

  33. manx

    January 5, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    why all diz insults wen chipata ‘n northern pipo ‘re jst sharin light jokes?