Social media leaks by people in the area witnessing the incident claim that the Zimbabwean woman customarily married to a cross border transport operator known as Malayitsha, decided to spend an evening of fun at her Nigerian lover’s place where the cheating partners failed to separate after the act. Witnesses claim that the couple battled to separate from each other until an ambulance was called in to take them to hospital for a surgical separation.
The witnesses claim that the couple was embarrassingly seen being brought down the stairs out of the apartment by medical personnel from the Johannesburg Emergency Services to near by Charles Maxeke Academic Hospital. At the time of this article this media house had not yet been able to establish if the process to separate the couple had been successful.
Stories around couples getting “stuck on each other are not a new phenomenon as it is a well known form of African juju used by couples to catch their cheating partners. Witnesses at the Yeoville incident claim that the woman may have been “locked” by his husband who is believed to be from Plumtree in Matabeleland South.
The African belief about partners getting stuck on each other after sex is linked to a juju called Lunyoka which is predominantly “manufactured” in the Hwange and Binga areas. The juju comes in various methods sometimes like sealing the opening of the woman’s sexual organ so that penetration fails or if done on a man completely stopping the man from gaining an er*ction until he is back home. Some weird lunyoka cases such as ants developing around a cheating partner’s organs after illicit s*x have been reported before.
The African myth believes that once a couple or a person is cast with Lunyoka only the person who cast it can reverse it. The reversal comes with the “infringed” partner being compensated with large amounts of money or a herd of cattle. At the time of the Yeoville couple “locking” each other the husband of the cheating woman was believed to be away in Zimbabwe and may only return to South Africa after a week.
Dr John Dean, a senior UK-based sexual physician, says that the clamping of a penis by a v*gina is a
phenomenon that doctors call “penis captivus” (captive penis).
“When the penis is in the v*gina it becomes increasingly engorged,” he says, giving his hypothesis of what causes the problem. “The muscles of the woman’s pelvic floor contract rhythmically at org*sm. While those muscles contract the penis becomes stuck and further engorged.
Dr Dean says that the medical solution to the problem is by forcing the v*ginal muscles to relax allowing the blood to flow in the penis and then the man can withdraw. However of the incidents so far reported of “penis captivus” in Zimbabwe medical or surgical solutions have failed to separate the couples until the “owner” of the “captivity” releases it usually after compensation or promise of compensation.
A traditional healer operating at Bulawayo’s Mkambo market claimed having the juju which he called “central locking”. The man claimed that the muti is administered into the suspected cheating partner through the suspecting partner’s organ.
According to the practitioner, the muti is created from a female dog’s sexual organ and administered on the suspecting partner’s organ who then transmits it to the suspected partner through sex. The suspecting partner is then given a padlock which the partner keeps with them all the time. The man claims that the padlock vibrates as soon as the other partner gets involved once locked the cheaters remain stuck on each other until the padlock is unlocked.
The doctor claims that the practitioners normally do not accept payment for the juju until it is used as most people come back after a while either claiming that its not working or after chickening out of the trap. As security to get their money which is normally a share of the compensation the nyanga retains the key to unlock the padlock. This then means that stuck partners can only be released only upon return to the practitioner which complicates matters more. In some cases some cheating partners have died before they are unlocked. It is still not clear at this stage what has come of the Yeoville couple.
Married Woman Stuck To Nigerian Man After Illicit S*x – added by on
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Editors of the website you need to realise that such trivial news should not be given priority at the top of the website.
This type of thinking is similar to the actions of Lungu where he gives priority to trivial unimportant issues
Ba kamba imwe tamwakwata amano zoona
My friend @New Educated Zambia, cant you sometimes just discuss trivial articles without Lungu or just talk without political innuendos? Its good just to share as brothers and sisters without provoking or spraying spaces with insults.
when the president comes out to issues threats over trivial issues whne there is constitutional crisis looming and mining issues then he deserves to be used in this analogy.
iwe chi colour go and open your own site. this is news. you want us to continue talking about your losing candidate. this will prevent you from jumping on any woman in the name of tonga bull. you guys even grab chickens nga fyashupa(mazabuka) and pigs(chikankata).
If i was as bad as you seem to portray me, am sure tumfweko admins would have blocked my IP by now. The very fact that am still able to comment here means that tumfweko understands and accepts constructive criticism and debate. Something illiterate PF cadres cannot seem to handle. Vote UPND and jump on the correct flight
nez
Chi new educated IDIOT,twanaka no bupuba bobe.if u tired of tumfweko,take yo nonsense to other social new channels or open yo own site.we are tired of yo childishness and if u wud kno,u are irritating us bigtyime.grow up man.
Efyo bamyebela ba UPND.
Sorry ba Zambia, I’m foolish like HH
still ask you the same question I asked you on “photo of the Day”…What has Lungu got to do with this?
The editor and the owner are minions
Personally I think sex is overrated, especially by black folks. It shouldn’t be too complicated if you are married. Tell or demand from your partner what you want and how you want it without hesitation instead of degrading yourselves sleeping around and keeping shameful secretes. Nothing is hidden under the face of the earth, Either AIDS will find you out or your husband will find you out.
Nawa ooh
a stubbon fly is barried wit a copse. u cn say anythng or evrthn if u cn bt jst come down 2 earth nd enjoy th leadership of zambia’s new Obama mukafwa na ma bp, hateosis. denial sis nd triballunacyosis b foward move wit time.
Some bloggers should learn to be live, even on these sexual and human stories, they can’t let lungu alone. Their medulla oblangata is rotten with satanism from their master HH. This story is about learning from other people’s mistake but what we hear is lungu, y? The only news to some shit guys on this site politics and insulting the president. No wonder you will remain with anger and hence agree with the president that you leave Zambia.
some bloggers are Tonga… like the likes of Ba so called educated..southerners feed on the idea that they were the first settlers and were equally earlier educated just like the lozi…I would say southerners are just like the americans..full of self praise claiming to be the greatest country in the world…greatest? u will come to understand that a beautiful girl does not have to say she is beautiful people see that for themselves..a girl who claims to be beautiful is simply a slut with no great looks..america knows its not that strong anymore so they need to convince the world they are…we have India china japan Russia united kingdom.these are the silent ones these are the few who u should be afraid of..equally in Zambia we have the loud speakers from south..claiming to be this and that…well we are not denying the fact that u were,past tense but get back to the 21st century.things are not the same…Zambia is literate..that theory of hiding money in a book doesn’t work anymore.as chef 187 once said aba velevele tabalanda.Zambia is bigger than ur toilet Ba educated.we can literally see tribalism working.Edgar isn’t our breed but we gave him a vote..why because we are nothing like u
For your information I am from mbala. So all this crap you have written has just been a waste of time and effort. It also goes to prove to you that its idiots like you who give zambia a bad tribal tag. I am from the north and support UPND on the basis of their policy, manifesto and calibre of leadership. Because I support UPND I should come from southern? You are lost and zambia has no space for tribal pigs like yourself. If you have seen you are the only one talking about tribe. I come here to promote UPND and offer checks and balances to PF. I do not come here to promote any tonga people. It seems my sensible comments are now getting to you ba PF. haha man up mune
The fact that u come from mbala doesn’t gurantee u to b a bemba!!!!!! period chikala chobe
what has being a bemba got anything to do with this? Do you see how ignorant and dull these PF cadres are. For your own information, mambwes come from mbala and not bembas. This tribal idiot does not even know the tribal make up of his region. Being tribal out of ignorance. please PF can you tame and educate your cadres. They are embarrasing you.
You are a coward. Put your real name then…your number and email address so that we whack you..Idiot!!!
Mmmmmm!!!!Jobreaker,ala naulasa
Tapali!U cant scare me!Lock ‘n key ifinshi?Cross boder women fyalilowa bad & until then i’l stil screw ’em,vagina ikwate ubulimbo elo ngondwe kwati koni,patali.
Hahahahahahaha this funny
you have cracked my ribs.
Imwe fi UPND cadres, munzanu agondwa you are calling that petty?? Matter of life and death to you is petty? Anyway you make this site colouful. We love you as frustrated as you are.
Busy @ work
Haaaahaaaa,Life is Full of funny!
Full of fun.
Kindly live the president alone.as far as am concerned this news is from s.a n I hv not heard the name of that countries president mentioned why the hate kansi.ebu new educated Zambia Ubu may God help you
Full of funny away from zambia sure guys
I ve always wanted to get stuck but of course with a pretty girl but it never happens. Which women have this ability of locking a penis?
ba new educated zambia? u mean we should come on board flight HH 20/01/2015 how many times has this plane crashed? do u know the answere? here is the list 2001,2006,2008,2011 and 2015 even 2016 this plane will crash. zambians lets go with PF fast development
@new educated ulikanka boi how do you manage to respond to amost every comment that comes your way where can i met you in mbala so that i buy you castle
Wapya am afraid I do not drink castle. It is a very unhealthy drink with a very high calorie content. I am currently not in Zambia at the minute but kuti twa chita meet over ka coffee or tea. Alcohol wise I doubt you will be able to afford what I take mune.
Microwave..
That is a sensible statement. Black fox have gone over fence with sex.. One racist statement of the past was A black person can give you a land to have sex with white woman. Thats how the late nkumbula failed with his ANC. I was drinking too much and sleeping around with white ladies given to him by colonial masters… I head the story from many real freedom fighters.
Muli ba chinyo naimwe ba new educated fool.
@new educate uli tole chikala not everyone is a cader waufwa kafoko
@mjajati, is it u from Zambian Airways
i was just pulling your leg mwana,your father can be my mate not you chip cander
Ala efo alefwaika uyu HH @new educated fimo fimo fyonse ena alemona kwati ma politics he has a shallow IQ thinks every time its politics bawishi balemufunda fye mug’anda ati new educated my friend u are a big fool u ve just shown us how foolish and uneducated u are campaign time is over try 2016 may be u will be lucky convince pipo frm pf strongholds what u will do otherwise its up end
As Kakolwe put it, this guy is being hired. New Educated Zambia is a Goon who intend to be or do a particular thing especially to upsets or angers PF members. This is evidence in a manner is putting things. So guys set up a lookout and do not fall in his manner of insults.
Ubufontini tamwapita kusukulu who told you that mbala is for bemba pipo kwena ulichipuba iwe chi pf
hehehe tell him haha alipena mu guys uyo
I miss jane mulenga
Next one is steven phiri of mazabuka, yu’ll die on top that married woman,
@ ba carol Jane mulenga is right here born into new educated pamatako ywakwa HH she thinks we can’t know we know mwana campaign time is over its to focus on developmental issues not lyonsefye tulelanda pama failed fools like Jane hamulenga and his satanic husband awe we want constructive criticism.
Hehe constructive debate is what you get from me. I am giving you points related to the article and how we in the UPND will do better. IS that hard for your thick brain to fathom? So what are you going to say next? that am a tonga fool?
try my girlfriend and you will believe that the muti is their. infact wat WDZ forgot to add is that this muti comes in different forms, if you try my woman, you will have excruciating pain, where you cant walk, move, or scream, the pain is so intense that you cant live with it for a day before you pass out. Iam in discussion with 2 of the investors of this muti so that we see if it can be available on the black market, only then will people stop being promiscuous. Mwajaila kunyenga bamukabene. from sichifulo area in kazungula or dundu mwenze.
Nothing I end here coz I am wasting my time and resources trying to make u stop posting shit from your father’s a** on this site
The one way I have found to be effective in learning tolerance is to accept people as they are. If you tell someone that what they are doing is wrong, and they tell you that it is actually the very best they know, you will do best in letting them be. Time will teach them a lesson. The worst you can do is to get irritated, coz that is what drives their worn ego through the ceiling. So just go by your blogging life, unscathed by New Educated Zambia’s rubbish. You’ll do just fine.
If there is a post that says- “Spoon chokes baby”, New Educated Zambia will respond to say ‘Vote HH, dull PF, We in upnd will have policies to stop spoon choking!’
If we read “Man drives into a dinner under the influence of alcohol, New Educated Zambia will say ‘Vote HH, we in UPND will have policies that will curb driving under the influence of alcohol, these PF illiterates, etc’. Now, is this the kind of humanity you believe you can debate with? Nope! Best forget about it & let it outlive its rottenness.
Leave this fool alone N E Z fimo fimo, you can see that he is a tonga bull dening his tribe claiming to be from mbala, not proud being a tonga. Anyway cant blaim him much, blaim the father who got stuck into her mom to bone. Period.
vyakulola vye!!!!!!!!!
Well spoken @ kakolwe and Judge Joe Bidden, let every well meaning blogger IGNORE new educated zambia. As the saying goes TO PLEASE A FOOL……..Further do not argue with with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience.