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Drama As SA Couple Stuck During Sex
THE CHEATER had been warned: “Leave my wife alone! I have put special muthi in her punani (vag!na).”
But the cheaters again ignored the warning and ended up getting stuck together. They found themselves screaming for help, begging to be separated.
The rumour quickly spread that a cheating man had died after he got stuck in his lover’s punani.
And a crowd of about 2,000 people gathered at Dena Court in Yeoville, Joburg. The police had to be called.
People were allegedly pepper sprayed and the amaBerethe chased people away with sjamboks. Many people claimed the police fired rubber bullets.
Priscilla Ndlovu (34) who claims to be a resident at the same flats said they heard screams from the room where the woman stays on Thursday night.
“At first we thought it was just the screams of sexual pleasure, but it turned to be screams for help,” said Priscilla.
She said they called the security who forced the door open and saw the naked man on top of the naked woman pleading for help to be separated, but nobody could force them apart.”
She said everyone was shocked and afraid of what they saw.
“We always hear of such things happening but we have never seen it,” she said.
A family member of the husband of the cheating wife said the husband had been complaining about his cheating wife.
“He complained she was going out with his friend. I think he locked his wife to catch the man she’s cheating with,” said the woman.
She said in Zimbabwe, where they come from, it is a common way of catching cheating men and women.
“No one will separate them until the husband comes back from Zimbabwe to unlock them,” she said.
A Zimbabwean source said locking a woman with muthi was a common way of catching and punishing cheating lovers in their country.
By Friday morning, when the crowd saw the ambulance at the flats they chanted: “We want to see them! Show us the cheaters!”
Cops were kept busy keeping the crowd at bay. Three streets were blocked off, causing major traffic jams and motorists had to use alternative routes.
The ambulance finally raced off at high speed. It is not known if the couple were inside. Neither the police nor the paramedics could confirm if the two were taken to hospital or not.
Sangoma Mathabo Mofokeng said husbands put muthi in their wives’ punani to lock their women.
“There is muthi that is used by some men to catch cheating couples,” she said.
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mj banda
February 26, 2015 at 8:16 am
Too bad for the death but remember that the wages of sin is death
Learn!!!!
February 26, 2015 at 8:52 am
*Penis Captivus*
This is the medical term used to describe for when the penis is essentially held captive by the vagina during sexual intercourse. When the penis is held captive by the vagina, neither partner can separate their genitals.
WTF
February 26, 2015 at 8:17 am
rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stories out of primitive Africa!
kabaso
February 26, 2015 at 11:21 am
primitive but its happening bro, wait until it happens to you.
Queen B!!
February 26, 2015 at 2:57 pm
First of, I’m not your bro. Secondly if it happens i would not suspect witchcraft unlike you backward id!ots.
There is a scientific term to discribe the condition, and it has nothing to do with black magic.. these things happen amongst sexually active couples, married or cheaters all over the world.
its only primitive niggas who connect that with witchcraft because it is deep-rooted in their dull minds
kabaso
February 27, 2015 at 3:29 pm
yaah you are right.. just like they keep saying the Satan the devil exists … these dull niggas.
Mwansa
February 27, 2015 at 4:49 pm
Queen B, you must be over educated and are blind to the fact thar black magic exist! ‘Penis Captivus’ being a rare condition is also used in black magic – believe it or not. Have you ever heard of people dying of black magic manufactured lightening?! I know you will go into scientific jargon because you are so out of touch with reality!!
New Educated Zambia
February 27, 2015 at 9:03 pm
iwe chita get out. Why is that all of you who claim black magic exists all tend to say “have you ever heard” . It is always a story that you heard from people but never experienced yourself without proof beyond reasonable doubt that it was witchcraft. Do not be silly.
Pondo
February 27, 2015 at 8:17 pm
Queen B, i think tawatombwapo iwe…
Denkete
February 27, 2015 at 7:24 pm
As long as witchcraft is truely there, then this must jot be rubbished. Ok ababeene balilowamwee. Elo balapeela yonseeee!!!!
chalwe
February 26, 2015 at 8:19 am
Has the woman died. Remember the wages of sin is death and no sin on earth shall go un punished. You cant be clever every day.
blink
February 26, 2015 at 8:37 am
this has nothing to do with SIN ba kolwe
jumbe
February 26, 2015 at 1:14 pm
It has everything to do with sin – you..
Queen B!!
February 26, 2015 at 2:59 pm
You ignorant brainwashed backward idîot!!
DMK
February 26, 2015 at 9:27 am
It is spiritual death not physical death as you know it, otherwise a lot of people would have been dead by now from cheating (adultery)
it girl
February 26, 2015 at 8:25 am
When the penis is in the vagina it becomes increasingly engorged
‘The muscles of the woman’s pelvic floor contract rhythmically at orgasm. While those muscles contract the penis becomes stuck and further engorged.’
The old wives` remedy was to chuck a bucket of water over them.
kabaso
February 26, 2015 at 11:22 am
hahahahahahahahaha. or a low electric current to bring down the guy.
poly
February 26, 2015 at 8:27 am
Too bad for the captured deserters. Adultery does not pay at all.
TB J. Akaponokwa
February 26, 2015 at 8:38 am
God “tyed hem faste togedre dat night”
shimucitapanono
February 27, 2015 at 4:32 pm
Ati Captured like ATM Card,Ya wantekunya kabili wandepaula
ichintu 2011
February 26, 2015 at 8:37 am
Wala wose………….
TB J. Akaponokwa
February 26, 2015 at 8:46 am
Oct 17, 2014 – An amorous Italian couple was left hospitalized after a sexy rendezvous underwater left them with their genitals stuck together.
redo
February 26, 2015 at 8:47 am
do zambian which doctors have such Muti. Tavutika naba swine aba.The leave there wives and go after other pipos wives.. give me the number of the which doctor man
Czar
February 26, 2015 at 8:48 am
Ubututu bweka bweka!
new educated Zambia
February 26, 2015 at 8:54 am
I am in bed. I will comment once I have breakfast. I know most of you are waiting for my view on this issue. Good morning zambia
shimucitapanono
February 27, 2015 at 4:33 pm
lets op u are not captured as well
New Educated Zambia
February 27, 2015 at 5:58 pm
haha captured for what reasons mune?
Fulu fulu
February 26, 2015 at 9:06 am
Very primitive. With such uncivilized minds it’s no wonder AIDS spreads at alarming rates in Africa. People are busy blaming ‘the devil’ when they themselves have the ability to control their actions and lusts. Resolve to improve your sex life, and your partners won’t be jumping about from one person to the other. On the contrary, men and women in Africa become lazy after marriage. These are the results- ubuchende.
Betha
February 26, 2015 at 9:27 am
Where do i get that medicine? i want it also its too much of my husband
Queen B!!
February 26, 2015 at 3:01 pm
there is no medicine you superstious backward villager
Ziggy
February 26, 2015 at 9:41 am
Respect Other pipo’s wives our Friend has lost life in a terible manner. Now its us to learn pliz stop it
Judge Joe Bidden
February 26, 2015 at 10:33 am
Thats just a medical condition called Penis Captivus, only question is why is it more common in Zim than in any other regional country?
Learn!!!!
February 26, 2015 at 3:08 pm
I mentioned that already this morning at 8:52 am. Zambians will still not get it! They would rather believe the “special muthi” story.
Typical primitive lot. No wonder TB Joshua makes millions of dollars by tricking and swindling similar brainless id!ots!
juju
February 26, 2015 at 10:47 am
Wages of sin is automatically death, whilest acting together with others unknown,LAW language kikikikikikikikiki.
nasikuku mukombwe
February 26, 2015 at 11:10 am
just like in sodom and gomora.you shall be punished be aware cheaters.
New Educated Zambia
February 26, 2015 at 11:44 am
I will not be surprised if the backward PF cadres see mischief in this story. In the same way that the dunder heads believe HH has some sort of super natural power as a member of freemasonary. Education really is important. However with our PF friends even with education they still think like they have been locked in water drum for all their lives, only to be released and hour before blogging on tumfweko. Please vote UPND to avoid this type of illiterate way of thinking. Ati nfwiti kuti? tiyeni uko ba mambala imwe
PF Pa Bwato
February 26, 2015 at 1:08 pm
Wilipitilila pa State House CHIKALApanshi-will die over-rating yourselves!
New Educated Zambia
February 26, 2015 at 1:19 pm
Speak some sense for once and I might just engage you in a proper discussion
Chief of Grief
February 26, 2015 at 12:02 pm
Tapali!That wont scare me mpakafye nkaimwene but ofcourse not me being in that predicament.Agondwa nawumbi chikala anyway alivana nobulowe mumutwe.
TimZ
February 26, 2015 at 12:49 pm
how would one feel after causing death of another person due to uncotrolled jealous? When judgement day comes, what will dis man who locked da wife eventially causing death of another person going to be treated, as hero or as a killer? Going out with another man’s wife is very bad but killing another person because he had sex with yo spouse is equally bad. Anyway it is highly individualised.
Christian
February 26, 2015 at 2:32 pm
Timz even in the Bible they use to kill these kind of creatures, sleeping with someone else’s wife should not be entertained at all. mind you he killed himself by ignoring the warnings.
bastard Jesus
February 26, 2015 at 3:14 pm
The same stûpid bible says;
Deuteronomy 22:13-21 says a marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be stoned to death.
bastard Jesus
February 26, 2015 at 3:19 pm
more from the stûpid bible…….
If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother … Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city … And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die.
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
zoom
February 26, 2015 at 1:11 pm
I m about to commit adultery but mmmm naleka. Let me dress up. Kuti wajama mukati
jobreaker
February 26, 2015 at 2:54 pm
I wouldnt run to judge a woman on her case so quick..I woman just like a man also has feelings but u find she forced to marry tonga man(Hh) who already has 5 wives and she only gets some every after 9months as if she’s waiting to give birth…and they claim to be Christians wen God clearly says one husband one wife..and they claim to be clever..are u cleverer than God kanshi
Prahalad
February 26, 2015 at 3:25 pm
Where can I buy that muti.
I’m working in Chingola and my wife Rupali, is in Mumbai. She cheats on me. Friends said that African students are always visiting our home. Somebody please help?
mj banda
February 26, 2015 at 3:31 pm
Breaking news from Johannesburg, the said lady wants her husband to free her punani for in case of emergency.
Venn
February 26, 2015 at 4:00 pm
1.2 TEASPOONS DOG SPERM.
2.2 TEASPOONS PIG SALIVA.
3.YOUR WIFE’S PUBIC HAIR
4.YOUR OWN PUBIC HAIR.
5.CHICKEN BORN MAROW.
MIX AND WIPE ON YOUR PENIS.SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE AT EXACTLY MIDNIGHT ON SUNDAY.
jobreaker
February 26, 2015 at 4:06 pm
yes yes Venn is right only at midnight wen u make love to her u have to block Ur anus with Ur left thumb that way the air will get mixed with the formula and be released from the penis and there u have Ur wife on lock.left thumb only
Nancy
February 26, 2015 at 4:25 pm
Shame on you the so called bustard jesus you caught scriptures so well but you no watsoever regard for the Bible and God himself who is the Word.
Repent my friend or rot in hell!!! Fool!!!
magic bird
February 26, 2015 at 5:43 pm
Christians (Catholics and Protestants) routinely commit unspeakable acts of cruelty, including burning people to death. And they get their inspiration from the Bible.
Buholy Bwabufi
February 26, 2015 at 5:44 pm
Nancy go and jump from a tall building and die you brainwashed stûpid BICH
Prahalad
February 26, 2015 at 4:51 pm
Sorry,
I’m handicapped. As a Muslim, I CANNOT TOUCH PIGS!
IT LOOKS LIKE I’M DOOMED?????
jobreaker
February 26, 2015 at 5:56 pm
prahalad u r doomed for shure
abene ba nyekese
February 26, 2015 at 7:22 pm
Proper safety garget on our wives. nga waumfwa sti kwagondwa UMo, deliberately delay going home. Lol
chanda
February 26, 2015 at 8:02 pm
Umulume wandi ubwamba bulapona kumwanakashi umbi kano fye ine..whoever wants some muti can contact me
Lol
Denkete
February 27, 2015 at 7:39 pm
ine teeti bupone, ukapeele umukashi wandi elo nkese eesha pali iwee. ukesa bumfwiilafye buli mukati bulefwiisa na cream.
Tom Mtine
February 27, 2015 at 1:35 am
The story was only a rumour. But Africans love such things so they turned up in droves
Dodoma Daeresalaam Dansania
February 27, 2015 at 9:12 am
Venn and Jobreaker mwansekesha bakaala hahahahaha but how do you unlock them when you are back now. They are stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CorkyMan
February 27, 2015 at 11:25 am
@Queen B is right. The phenomenon “Penis Captivus” does exist but is very rare. No case has been reported since 1947, check Wikipedia. The fact that this has been reported before means it can happen. Remember in probabilities, if there is a remote chance of something happening, it will happen some day.
Nancy
February 27, 2015 at 1:34 pm
“Buholy Bwabufi” i forgive you for the Bible says forgive your friend seventy times seventy.
Lesa twafweni!!!
Ghetto
February 27, 2015 at 7:58 pm
Eku south uku? Kwati nipa kamwala, iyo kutikwabafye!!!!
Jeff dollar
February 27, 2015 at 9:41 pm
Hahahahahaha (these are the signs of the end of time) mmmmmmmm lol
mawada
February 27, 2015 at 11:09 pm
So this V.Captivus only happens to cheating couples?? Naa,I insist it juju,these zimbabweans r crafty
Wanks
February 28, 2015 at 12:07 pm
Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina. According to a 1979 article in the British Medical Journal, this condition was unknown in the twentieth century,[1] but a subsequent letter to the same journal reported an apparent case of penis captivus in 1947.[2] Penis captivus should not be confused with vaginismus, though a relation between the supposed event of penis captivus and the occurrence of vaginismus is assumed in the existing descriptions.[3]
EDWARDO PHIRI
March 1, 2015 at 7:11 pm
bonse mulifipuba