TYPES OF HUSBAND
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.
2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.
3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.
4: GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.
5: DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn’t consider wife’s emotions, doesn’t make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humour.
6: PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife’s weaknesses and capitalizes on
that to get relief from wife.
7: PARASITE HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife’s money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8: BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can’t make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9: VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.
10: CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.
Men, which type of husband are YOU? And for the ladies, which is your man?
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Imwe always about men, write the same about woman. It seems a woman is behind the scene trying to pass opinions on men
A penis is like religion, it’s ok to have one, just do n’t drag it out in public
very true.However one short thief in 1990 went ahead and publicly declared a country that has various religions as a christian nation. Ironic the same chap went against the same commandments that religion promotes
The ten categories of husband types are too few to include my category.
Its true, my HH is the General Husband, when he is not with me he is with Maureen
My brain is well to advanced to comment on such a shallow and poorly written article. I will leave it to the PF cadres who enjoy trivialities
@ka new fimo fimo,who needs yo faecal posts anyway,fisungefye.
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@ New educated zambia, you are very dull. u cant even tell than you have commented already but you claim you cant comment
you are a nutcase you fool. By commenting that means in relation to the said article. You are the idiots that are used to posting comments unrelated to articles.silly boy
Non of the above suits me!Tu tumfweko who even compiled this aticle?So kwabafye 10 types?If i were to b a husband i’l b the ‘UNPREDICTABLE HUSBAND’,mek it husband type #11.
thats y l hav all the categories describd 2 avoid problems
Poor article. poorly researched and shallow. Must have come from a disgruntled woman..
YOU ARE BITTER ABOUT EVERYTHING BA FISHUSI WHY DO U CONDERM EVERYTHING
kikiki iwe i will “conderm” you. be careful and protect yourself from condermnation. Mwali kwata ka american slang imwe ayini
This is total rubbish.
I will never get married to a Zambian man. You guys are not sexy at all.. just plain boring kambwanga’s!
Haha.. Good luck with that hun! And you think you Zambian women are sexy? Please! All that dust and sh!t. There are ugly people in every nation. Unfortunately for Zambian women, only a handful are beautiful and sexy. Most, including your ugly a$$ are hideous.
Hey it is your choice and given right to select a marriage partner that you think will improve your natural selection process. However, I doubt that is the best criteria to use if we follow the scientific process of natural selection. I feel your view borders on ignorance and prejudice based on inferiority complex. Please visit a psychologist to sort you out. I have come across many women like you who we later found had daddy issues. if your father was not man enough and there for you please deal with those things before heading on to the dating scene. Vote UPND to ensure social and psychological support for hopeless people like yourself
– A noted gynecologist once said:
“The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It’s just a pity the management system is so fûcking temperamental.”
– Then some else replied:
“It’s a shame that the most useless thing in the world is a penis. It hangs out all day with two nuts. Gets excited for no reason and spits all over itself.”
Your point? The vagina still can’t resist the penis. And if that’s all you do to your vagina, it probably stinks like a skunk down there. Please use some vaginal wash. Keep clean.
Majority of the men in Zambia are like number 3 SLAVE HASBAND.
If you follow this article attentively, its making sense. Only idiots like old uneducated zombie can’t get the sense.
me am a visiting hubby. intomba tu student kabili kena taka naka. Nga kanaka take to new mall and buy so may bread so that when is coming into campus every see that she rich man. Give her HIV to take to her young boy friend. heheheheeheheheheheeh
educated litoleeeeeeeeeeboloooooo!!!! he can’t even c d@ he has oredy commented,ine uluse kubamufyele…no. 10 litole, no. 4 ebu guy!!!
Awe mwandi
@Edu cikala walikwata nenshita yakutomba iwe?Everytym nipa tumfweko…u must be 1 of the recent G12 failures.
Old uneducated zombie is a G12 failure in deed. Ka chili na choko pamputi tailafutika.Does he even have a Tv?coz it seems that he gets lnformation on tumfweko or KOLOPA.COM.chikala chakwe tombanyina.
@tupac u ave a point dere,this explains evrythng I ave bin wondering,chikala alipona amashindano hence ukusobana teshibe fintu akachita,he has come wit a point 2 prove patumfweko..or mayb he his just a sexually frustrated fat ugly bald guy sufferin frm SPS(small penis syndrome)so guys iseni tumweleleko chikala uyu
No politics on this one please!!!
i like your comments new educated zambia because it provoks dull people to think and wait for commemt for them to react instead of stealing
gentlemen, let us all strive to be husband no. 10(caring husband)
Ba Edu.Z nipatali, bafikala ba PF basangwa pali tumfweko bashala nabesula tunwa twabo na kachasu ilenunka kwati nintwenu yamwanakashi ihule, tabakwata na mashiwi.Keep the pressure New Edu. Z.
i think u’ve left out my category. research more