5TH MEDICAL BULLETIN ON PRESIDENT LUNGU’S CONDITION: 20:45PM SOUTH AFRICAN TIME
Pretoria, (FRIDAY, 13th March 2015) — His Excellency Mr. Edgar Chagwa Lungu, President of the Republic of Zambia has undergone a medical procedure in theatre today and the specialists have managed the condition accordingly.
Doctors have said the results of the procedure were good. As such, the President will be discharged from a Pretoria hospital tomorrow, Saturday, 14th March 2015.
The President has been asked to return for medical review in a few weeks’ time.
The Zambian and South African doctors attending to the President are all satisfied with the outcome of the comprehensive medical attention.
The Zambia team has thanked their South African counterparts for the expert support rendered to the President.
Issued By:
Amos Chanda
SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT
(PRESS & PUBLIC RELATIONS)
MUSADABWE
March 14, 2015 at 8:24 am
Ala Efyo Tulefwaya Ukumfwa Ifi. Long Live Mr President We Love You.
Mubita
March 14, 2015 at 9:33 am
Great well articulated. Mr Chanda keep us informed of the condition of our beloved president. Long live Edgar Changwa Lungu 2016 is our PF .
Ilyashi Lyapono Esonde
March 14, 2015 at 5:38 pm
South African doctors performed the world’s first successful penis transplant!
Dizengoff
March 14, 2015 at 8:25 am
Jesus (or Isa), who Islam says was not crucified, did not die, and was not resurrected (Sura 4:156-159), returns to end the Dajjal’s reign. Jesus heads to Damascus where he confronts and kills the Dajjal, with the side benefit of the battle to the Muslims being the complete eradication of the Jewish people.
It should be noted that the above tradition is what Sunni Muslims believe will happen, while the Shiites instead hold that the Dajjal will fall at the hands of the Mahdi, who they say is the 12th Imam, empowered to work miracles, and their promised savior from the Dajjal.
After the Dajjal is disposed of by either Jesus or the Mahdi, it is at this point the invasion of Gog and Magog, who are presented as two nations having a vast army, occurs. Chronicled in the Koran (Sura 18 and 21) and Hadiths, they invade Palestine and confront Jesus and his followers. The Islamic Jesus cries out in fear to Allah who defeats the large army with deadly insects, which are reminiscent of the locusts in Revelation 9.
After this event, Jesus will proclaim Islam to be the true religion and all disbelievers will convert. Jesus then begins a theocratic rule that lasts for forty years during which he marries and has children. At the end of the forty years, Jesus dies and his buried beside Muhammad where he, like everyone else, awaits the day of resurrection. It is interesting to note that when Jesus dies, all believers also die.
Denkete
March 14, 2015 at 9:11 am
@Dizengoff, you are typically showing symptoms of mental disorder. Have a look at the heading of the article before you start purging out your feacal matter from your rotten cerebrium.
Denkete
March 14, 2015 at 9:13 am
“cerebrum”
dizengoff
March 14, 2015 at 10:09 am
Idîot iwe did you eat sh!t for breakfast mind your stinking trap, ka
20.01.15
March 14, 2015 at 10:35 pm
I’ll say it again Trinity is a demonic doctrine which begun in 325AD at the Council of Nicea by the Catholic church.It was never taught by prophets,apostles etc.All taught that there is only one God.Ephesians 4:4-6
Isaiah 43:10
Isaiah 44:6
Psalms86:10
Deuteronomy 32:39
1Corinthians8:4
Isaiah 44:24
Colossians1:16-19,John5:17-18
`I AM HE’
Deuteronoy 32:39
John 18:5-8
John8:24
John 13:19
Isaiah 48:12
John 8:28
Jesus said ‘u will dIe in your sins if u do not believe that I AM HE’
In other words whoever will not believe that Jesus is the Jehovah God will die in sin(John 8:24).
All the three titles Father,Son and Holy Spirit are titles of the Lord Jesus Christ(Isaiah 9:6)
‘I AM’
John 8:56-59
Exodus3:13-14
etc
all these points to one leads us to ONE GOD
Kwati like so
March 14, 2015 at 8:39 am
Zwd has a different story
Chief of Grief
March 14, 2015 at 9:07 am
ZWD matole ayene yene,PHUCK their story.!!!!
pillar
March 14, 2015 at 9:15 am
Bana HH (Muntinta) is sick with cervical cancer that’s why those frequent trips for medical check up to Guwahati,India.Due to the nature of cervical cancer which is unbearable for sex (rotten vagina + unpleasant odor) HH now bonks Maureen to “quench” his nyele & thats why Muntinta is not so bitter about HH bonking Maureen.Masebo has seen this as loophole to join the bandwagon being screwed with uncircumcised Tonga d!icks which are capable of bruising cow pussies!!
Concerned Zambian
March 15, 2015 at 8:28 pm
What has Bana HH got to do with this?
KABASO
March 14, 2015 at 9:16 am
Thanks God for your healing hand
holly molly
March 14, 2015 at 10:10 am
Why would any right-thinking person want to have anything to do with a God who would drop you in a lake of fire merely for not believing in him?
mulanshoka
March 14, 2015 at 9:43 am
our mighty heavenly father is with our beloved president and the entire zambia at large,our knees are before the holy feets of our father in heaven for your good health,and we are 100% confident in lord you are healed,
Learn!!!!
March 14, 2015 at 10:04 am
There is no heaven; it’s a fairy story.
God is an illusion
Made in mans mind
He’s come in many shapes
Through out the course of time
No soul has ever come back
To tell the World it’s true
Blind faith has no meaning
It corrupts and deceives you
All things turn to dust
In the four winds we will blow
We will fertilise our little Earth
Into new things we will grow!
dp
March 14, 2015 at 11:40 am
You make an interesting arguement explain to me though how the world come into existance,how a baby is formed in the womb and grow up to know whats wrong and whats right the fact that you’re unble to know what another person is thinking if there is not God? What holds the planet earth in it’s position..
kayula
March 14, 2015 at 10:18 am
The best part of it is that we still have pipo to lead this nation not a satanist. imagine the maturity exbted by ngosa simbyakula and given lubinda. praying for lungu’s death will not help your preferred candidate to be president becoz zambia has more mature leaders than your under 5
KASONGO
March 14, 2015 at 10:22 am
It is well and thank God. I have my sentiments though.
We should not have subjected our current president to such a hush environment as that of state house which I must say is such a demanding office. Its time we sobered up and began to analyze what we do for the sake of those we love and also the future of our Nation. Zambia is not short of intelligent leaders who qualify for the presidency but we have allowed our illiterate and semi illiterate brothers and sisters to be used for political ascendancy and this certainly is a vicious manipulation by the few pot-bellied greedy people who think they are the only ones who deserve a better life, a life that exceeds expectations and a life that leaves your eyes wet when you look at the lives of the very people they use as ladders to the leadership. How do you justify the refutation by the selfish leadership of the truth Silvia Masebo offloaded to the public prior to the by election of January 20 2015? Well, now we have ourselves to blame for ‘hiring hyenas to take care of our goats’, shall we ask who has stolen our goats? Those that fought for the candidacy of the president need not deny it that they did so for their own selfish ends. They buy land rover discoveries, jaguars, Range Rovers, Mercedes Benz and all fancy motor vehicles and luxurious villas for their concubines while the poor they claim to fight for wallow in abject poverty! Their children fill the dust bins with steaks, chicken, pork that they feel they are fed up with and prefer to go to have lunch, dinner and fun at Manda Hill, Arcades, Inters, Taj etc while the poor struggle to find K5 to purchase a Pamela for porridge. If I were EL I would treasure my health to live to see my grand children grow into future leaders!
G - L - O - R - Y
March 14, 2015 at 11:39 am
Religion is ridiculous. The Bible starts out with two absurd and contradictory creation myths and then it goes downhill rapidly from there. Soon we are hearing about two obviously mythical people and a talking snake in a story that involves magic fruit and magic trees. From this absurd story, we get the first clue of the coming Gospel, which is also an absurd story. God sacrifices himself to himself to save us from himself. Absurd!
Religion has historically caused great harm in the world, and it continues to do so today. History is filled with atrocities committed in the name of God, and many wars have been fought over religion. Christianity has left a stain of blood over the last 2000 years of history, and that bloodshed continues even today. Wars, inquisitions, witch hunts, torture, burnings at the stake, sex-abusing child predator priests, abortion clinic bombings, abortion doctor murders, and the list just goes on and on…
Judge Joe Bidden
March 14, 2015 at 6:27 pm
Nice piece there. People should not be rushing for prayers etc Edgar knew his health but he deceived people and manipulated the judicial system just be in power now where are his hyenas? Silent busy getting whatever they can and quickly
Mpooma The Proud Real Tonga Bull
March 14, 2015 at 10:27 am
It is Zambian to be fo0led.
honest
March 14, 2015 at 11:03 am
Brainwashing and FEAR – The Tools of the Church
new educated Zambia
March 14, 2015 at 11:42 am
And what about the surgery on the zambian economy? When does he plan to do anything if at all he has even planned to do anything. Again we have been taken back to a rule based on swearing in ceremony byaacting president. They now claim he needs to go back for review in few weeks. Why not keep that vision less chap there and save us money that will be spent on him travelling back there. All these pressing issues and all that the majority of pf cadres are concerned with is the price of dstv. Misplaced priorities are the order of the day in this useless govt. Vote upnd
dp
March 14, 2015 at 12:42 pm
Iwee when you’re told to go home and come a few weeks can you insist on been hospitalized pantu uletina expense batin? And which is cheaper to keep him there so that they pay for accomodation,food and incase you have a hang over still in lala land he’s the president not a nobody like you so security has to be paid for..
new educated Zambia
March 14, 2015 at 6:54 pm
It is good that you realise that government needs to incur all these costs. However it is not obligatory. You fools have gotten used to us footing the bills of ill presidents such that u do not see anything wrong with a chap lying about his health. How did lungu pass medical checks weeks before he became seriously ill. Either your president a liar or his health team is as useless as him
mukati
March 14, 2015 at 1:19 pm
Now what is remaining is the kwacha to be also have a medical check up in south Africa
jobreaker
March 14, 2015 at 1:36 pm
well come back my guy,,now first things first u get some Jesus in u,if u think it was just a bad headache u better think twice,I think Kk put some bad juju in Ur crib a long time ago before u even shifted in,I’m just saying,either break it or get some Jesus juice in u
Judge Joe Bidden
March 14, 2015 at 6:17 pm
Ni chumbu munshololwa… Jesus wouldn’t stay in an alcohol soaked blood… He would sneeze his lungs out.
Judge Joe Bidden
March 14, 2015 at 1:44 pm
Missing 1. what a about his diabetes 2. The troubling kidney 3. Rehabilitation and counselling 4. Alcohol withdrawal anti anxieties. Now that his throat is corrected let him also come and correct the economic mess
zulu
March 14, 2015 at 1:59 pm
Panyo EL
zulu
March 14, 2015 at 2:01 pm
Panyo to all bloggers
jobreaker
March 14, 2015 at 2:11 pm
@ Joe u think wen a person is bewitched they turn inside out or have the mark of the beast on their forehead, man if u are be witched u will feel Ur head hurt then die or chest pains dead or Ur leg hurt dead,and the doctors will have explainable reasons,they show u an xray diagram showing a little tumer in Ur brain that closed the vessels that lead to the heart hence limiting blood flow and air blah blah,,all nonsense,they have to give reasons I mean that’s why we pay them
Czar
March 14, 2015 at 2:22 pm
The amazing thing is that UPND supporters and their leaders never get sick. They never die, their immortal.
mulanshoka
March 14, 2015 at 3:07 pm
Our presdo is protected by the blood of our lord and saviour jesus christ,
mulanshoka
March 14, 2015 at 3:14 pm
The truth of the matter is that either in sickness or in good health SC chagwa lungu will remain the presdo of the republic of zambia until 2021
Judge Joe Bidden
March 14, 2015 at 6:09 pm
2021…? huh… well he can’t even make it thru first 3 months without collapsing evacuation, and surgery? Be real my man its good to be real.
The Professor
March 14, 2015 at 5:56 pm
We are praying for the quick recovery of the President.
jobreaker
March 14, 2015 at 6:23 pm
amen….means let it be so …the proffesor speaks from the heart
20.01.15
March 14, 2015 at 9:19 pm
The Muslim jesus is a prophet,the Christian Jesus is The only Lord God Jehovah Himself come in the flesh as Emmanuel(God with us) Isaiah35:2-6 It was foretold that when Jehovah God comes down from heaven the lame shall walk,the blind shall see etc,therefore The Son of God is Jehovah in the flesh.And now He is in us by the Holy Spirit.
1.As Father-He is God above us,
2.As Son of God-He is God dwelling or walking among us in the flesh of mankind(Emmanuel-God with us),
3.As Holy Spirit-He is God dwelling in us
John1:1-3,
John1:14
The same Jehovah in the begining who was the Word became flesh in the new testament and walked among His creations,the same Jehovah God came down on day of pentecost but this time not to walk among us but to be in us(inside us).
So its not 3 Gods in one No,but one God manifesting Himself in 3 offices(Isaiah9:6).Theres only one God:Ephesians 4:4-6,
Apostles never taught Trinity,
Trinity is a demonic doctrine which begun in 325AD at the council of Nicea by Catholics.google it if u argue
jobreaker
March 14, 2015 at 9:40 pm
come on 2015 stop imagining things,of course the word trinity doesn’t even exist,but u urself has just said God is in 3 but 1,instead of 1+1+1=3 its 1+1+1=1…our brains can’t really fully understand it,its like ice water and fog all H2O but all water,so then we can call that a three unit can’t we? that’s where they derived the word trinity,do u know the word Bible doesn’t even exist in the bible but then we have accepted the word bible,equally accept that God is three or is he or maybe one but 3.its like u call God bally..like yo man Gods my bally,I mean we all know what u mean,so God is TRINITY.
VAMPIRO
March 15, 2015 at 1:13 am
The word trinity is not in the bible either.
jobreaker
March 14, 2015 at 9:45 pm
u should have completed Ur Sunday school,and here we argue that no the holy spirit is Gods power,or is it..and no we should pray on Sunday or Saturday because this and that and why do u eat pork,I eat pork coz I like beacon,never the less have u accepted him,the big trick here is acceptance, doesn’t it say if u accept him u get internal life,so if u go to church on Saturday good,or Sunday good for u,just accept him so we can all group up later ayi
jobreaker
March 14, 2015 at 9:56 pm
@ Joe,that’s like limiting God..even I can’t predict what u are capable of,not even u urself know Ur own strength,now imagine the one who created u,this is bigger than u think,but that up have to find out in Ur own
Truthsetsfree
March 14, 2015 at 10:40 pm
i urge all those saying thez no God to celebrate their day on 1st april.a fool has said in his heart that there is no God.
Truthsetsfree
March 14, 2015 at 10:53 pm
all those insulting n calling yo fellow human being by insults what kind of environment have you been brought up? Ask yourself before you press *post comment* whether you have pleased God or not by what your mind tells u,then post.the bible says do all things to the glory of God.
20.01.15
March 14, 2015 at 10:57 pm
.My brother joe u havent gotten the message.What am trying to tell u is that Theres only one God who has these 3 titles.And His name is the Lord Jesus christ chapwa.Thats why theres no one in the Bible who was baptised in the triune formular of three titles coz all the three are for jesus christ according to Isaiah 9:6.
All people in the Bible were baptised in the name of Jesus Christ chapwa not muma titles.Lesa aba umo aisa isokolola mu flesh as Jesus Christ,then He ascended bacjm to heaven where He came from,afterwards he came back again but this time He took the form of the spirit so that He can dwell in them.(now its not I living but Christ in me) ok!.In physical form He could not enter in our hearts hence he had to go back then come back on the day of pentecost as a spirit.Not 3 but just one being expressing Himself in various attributes.e.g joebreaker can be a father if he has kids,he can also be an uncle,a grandfather,a son to his father,doctor etc but these are just attrhjbutes for joebreaker
20.01.15
March 14, 2015 at 11:02 pm
,My brother joe u havent gotten the message.What am trying to tell u is that Theres only one God who has these 3 titles.And His name is the Lord Jesus christ chapwa.Thats why theres no one in the Bible who was baptised in the triune formular of three titles coz all the three are for Jesus Christ according to Isaiah 9:6.
All people in the Bible were baptised in the name of Jesus Christ chapwa not muma titles.Lesa aba umo aisa isokolola mu flesh as Jesus Christ,then He ascended back to heaven where He came from,afterwards he came back again but this time He took the form of the spirit so that He can dwell in them.(now its not I living but Christ in me) ok!.In physical form He could not enter in our hearts hence he had to go back then come back on the day of pentecost as a spirit.Not 3 but just one being expressing Himself in various attributes.e.g joebreaker can be a father if he has kids,he can also be an uncle,a grandfather,a son to his father,a doctor etc but these are just attributes for joebreaker
20.01.15
March 14, 2015 at 11:33 pm
@joebreaker this is how people were baptise
COMMISSION Mathew 28:19-20
PRACTICALS
Acts 2:36-38,
Acts 8:14-16
Acts 10:44-48
Acts 19:1-5
Romans 6:3
Galatians 3:27
All were baptised into The Lord Jesus Christ.
They had the revelation as to what Jesus meant when he said in
MT 28:19
‘Go therefore and make desciples of all nations,baptising them in the NAME of the Father and of thd Son and of the Holy Spirit’.
Note! the key word in the verse that is overlooked by many people…NAME…
The Bible doesnt tell us to baptise in titles Father,Son and Holy Spirit but rather in the …NAME…that incorporates all the 3 titles.
Now the desciples on their own didnt know the name until they were endured with the Holy Spirit.In the 1st sermown preached by peter the listeners asked what they had to do 4 them to be saved.By inspiration Peter told them to repent and be baptised in the name of THE LORD JESUS CHRIST(Acts2:36-38).
Acts 4:10-12
WARNING!
No one is allowed to preach differently from the apostles did Galat 1:6-9
Kwati like so
March 15, 2015 at 12:38 am
Godz power is great but its gud to b open than push yoself into something u can not handle. Zwd has a detailed report gents
VAMPIRO
March 15, 2015 at 1:24 am
The medical field is different from the field of engineering. Medical reports are not publicized unless with express permission from the patient. Doctors take oath not to reveal patients medical cconditions. For zwd to have a full data it’s a lie. Believe at yo own peril.
Judge Joe Bidden
March 15, 2015 at 11:58 am
@Vap not really I have seen a medical card with HIV+ on it. The man had kidney problems paid a visit in hospital voila! There it was written on the card! So someone can leak Edgar’s med info not all likes him even his own staff can
VAMPIRO
March 15, 2015 at 1:39 am
To say zwd have detail data is tantamount to claiming that I control the op. Its a criminal offence for a doctor or clinic to leak medical data to the public.
When yu go hiv virus test the lab tech doesn’t know that the specimen hes testing belong to a particular person. So yu see how confidential medical issues can be. Its like yu go to a workshop and the mechanic will tell yu about the problems all the cars have in his garage.
Judge Joe Bidden
March 15, 2015 at 12:13 pm
Guys the cat is out of the bag let’s face it. All we need now is what’s next?
zuma
March 15, 2015 at 1:53 pm
Panyo Joe!
zuma
March 15, 2015 at 1:54 pm
Mapolo yanu bafikala
STEVENS
March 17, 2015 at 12:05 am
Zuma U have no manners NOT even bad ones. Why do U insult like that as if U are a non- Zambian.
If U can insult like that WHERE did U come from? Obvious your parents just bought U from the Shop.
Your thought of the day.