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Types Of Women In Zambia: Kopa Has The Most Beautiful, Lusaka Most Artificial, Eastern Most Talkative
There is just something special and unique about a Kopala girl no matter the tribe. Copperbelt has the most beautiful ladies, though many speak funny English (bemba R and L syndrom) and dress those multi coloured dresses from congo and cisokone market as if they are Father Christmas’s assistants and try to act bling when they travel to Lusaka specially ba mwana shi mine ba kitwe and crooked girls from Ndola.
Lusaka has the most artificial girls with ma make up nama brazillian hair, and high heels and the like…they usually move with headsets on in buses with fima big phones specially Samsung galaxy S3 and S4 and blackberry, are facebook addicts, like going to Evelyn Hone or NIPA to further corrupt themselves and learn new gold digging skills…in Lusaka its possible to date your ex three times in two years without knowing its her coz these girls change looks every six months…understand lusaka is just a meeting place for the whole country no wonder it has so many rejects.
Southern has the most natural girls, they are cute and obedient growing up with tough cattle heading disciplinarian fathers, these are good for marriage as they tolerate alot of bullshit from men..one thing however is be prepared to join SDA church brother as she would rather die than mess with the Sabbath..
Luapula, Northern and Muchinga is full of silent banners, who love going ku fitente and ama praise teams but are die hard gossips..these one will drive you to an early grave with their amplified mouths, they talk more than a brand new 6000 watts home theater system from budget stores. these tuma bemba chicks are cute and slender nombafye pakanwa..
Eastern Province full of talkactive nsenga women who will play cho-chise with you and should you cheat she will just look at you but brother better move out as something dangerous is boiling in her mind..often time we see them on Muvi TV that she poured a pot of boiling water on the husband after he returned from a drnking spree and decided to sleep on the couch.
Western province has beautiful unpredictable Lozi women (most have very big feet and are tall and huge) who can kill you if you go crazy. they are good women, talk less, love education but hey man, they are dangerous and if you dont plan on staying faithful look elsewhere or else Jesus will meet you as a young man…..
Central province, hmmmm well i dont know much but i hear that women from the area around John Chinena to Serenje niba nama kwenkwe…..they flirt with track drivers coming from Dar and most villages their have coloured, somalian and recently a new breed of Chinese Kids…
Lastly my personal favourite, Ba Kaonde naba Ka-lunda, North Western…imwe imwe uku ku side kwaba village chicken, a kaonde girl and a ka-lunda go through proper initiation nga bawa ichisungu…most of them are s****ul experts and can make you scream in tounges or make a PF cadre shout ‘Janza kumbele’….i can not personally testify yet, but word on the street is that they are really good…if you think am lying ask the many guys who have gone to work ku Lumwana and Kansanshi mines and never returned home……bakakweba, they have personal testimonies of how their lives changed….
so who is my favourite, where will i pick a bride from??? hmmm i would say a combination of all, that the beauty of mother Zambia, we have everything for everyone….am just shocked Kalusha Bwalya cnt see this but prefers old white chicks ninshi ba gelo pa Zed ni dibili….anyway lyashi Lyakwe ilyo….
One Love and stay Blest ba Zed…
Culled from Kopalatimes.com
Posted by Kunda
on April 26, 2015. Filed under LATEST NEWS.
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barose activist
April 26, 2015 at 10:43 pm
kulya live bakamba
Hildah Malama
April 26, 2015 at 11:40 pm
All Copperbelt and Lusaka women are not as beautiful as me. This is from what a lot people tell me. I am one of the most beaufiful woman in Zambia. As a Medical Doctor my beaut makes male patients getting well quickly.
My homeland is Mpika, ndimwna ba Sata.
major chileshe
April 27, 2015 at 6:47 am
Iam 1 of the most beautiful woman in zambia? Chikala go and learn english first
gen bsm
April 27, 2015 at 11:49 am
send me yo photo i see yo beauty Doc…because no one is beauty more than my woman…she is from monze and kafue swagg.
VMMM
April 27, 2015 at 1:39 pm
Another Mushota emerges!
New Educated Zambia©
April 26, 2015 at 10:48 pm
Stupidity that is promoting tribalism. Tumfweko your pf biased editors are very careless in approach. Surely, no such distinct differences exist. Stop being foolish and promoting stereotypes which will lead to tribalism.Twakana tribalism. Abash this agenda. vote UPND
Phiri
April 27, 2015 at 1:48 pm
Very stoopid article. What is the criteria for beauty used? None The writer just wants to provoke debate. But the debate is being tribally fuelled
Yambayamba
April 26, 2015 at 11:20 pm
I hope you are just trying to be funny here; otherwise these kinds of STEREOTYPES about Zambian women/men from different regions of our country are simply outdated and shallow!
You will find all sorts of women with varying degrees of character flaws from every region and tribe in Zambia. Basing your search for a future bride on stereotypes is just as artificial and superficial as the women of Lusaka you have so aptly described in your piece.
Good luck in your search for a bride, but a word of caution for: SIMPLY FIND A GOOD WOMAN THAT YOU WILL RESPECT AND WHO WILL RESPECT YOU BACK, AND WILL BE THE HAPPIEST AND MOST PRODUCTIVE HUSBAND FOR THE REST OF YOUR MARRIED LIFE—Be real and forget all the bull-cr@p you have been led to believe about Zambian women all these years.
Women are practically the same everywhere you go. They all crave for RESPECT, GENUINE LOVE, PROTECTION/SECURITY, PROVIDER, FINANCIAL STABILITY, and some GOOD SEX. Give that to any woman and you can be assured of marital/relationship bliss—NOT THE TRIBE, CITY, OR REGION OF ORIGIN STEREOTYPICAL NONSENSE YOU ARE FORMENTING HERE!!!!
CHIPASA "INGE"
April 26, 2015 at 11:46 pm
kabili it is central(pa center or pakati) where you find John “cinena.” So kwikatapo
tutu
April 27, 2015 at 1:20 am
hahahaha..hahahaha..hahahaha..hahahaha..yaba alakwena chikala waposha nensenko!! w@ a gret artico,rily great stuff! amazing,education,inspirational!! ave had a taste of kopala and southern girls,nomba ili lyashi washimika ilyaku north western ala nakupanga priority no.1 ukuyako nainewine kayesosako indumi inshapusana pusana..thnx chikala
Maimbolwa
April 27, 2015 at 5:30 am
@Tutu
Iwe Chikala wandepula.
tutu
April 27, 2015 at 1:25 am
aaaaaaah chikala iwe thnx again,rilly gret artico!! north western mwapya naisa neutungila umukuwalimo!
DOLLAN MULUMBI
April 27, 2015 at 5:27 am
The article should have been titled ” MA GELO YAPA ZED.” I have enjoyed the article.
major chileshe
April 27, 2015 at 6:49 am
Ifyabupuba ati make a pf cadre scream kwisa,waba ichilibolo
Bbinsimatako
April 27, 2015 at 7:13 am
guys, you were on desks for 12, 14, 15 or 16 years only to writing scraps of filth. you are stupid because you talk about other people instead of telling us about yourself we mbwa. i would have commended your article but alas! it has alot of critics against certain tribes which deteriorates it. fuseky nyimbaasalama yebo.
Authentic
April 27, 2015 at 7:22 am
Why does it have to go tribal the writer was just trying to make it simple and entertaining to read and true women and men’s behaviour do change as you move from one region to the next traditional teaching still exist and are different per tribe such things can make a person behave in a certain way
2020vision
April 27, 2015 at 7:35 am
Generally speaking women are women. They are the same good, bad, talkative, quiet, different body types, different facial features which are appealing to some and not so to others of the opposite sex. So it depends on you the one that is looking for a woman and what it is you want in a woman, it has nothing to do with where she comes from.
KAPOWELA WAMU P*U*S*S*Y
April 27, 2015 at 7:41 am
KULI BAKAONDE KWAKUYA I WANT A TRASNFER TO WESTERN PROVINCE IMMIDIATELY..
New Educated Zambia©
April 27, 2015 at 7:53 am
Whether from south north west or East, the poor pf economic management is being felt by all. Such articles are meant to take our minds of the failure of the pf. Only fools fall for such. Already milupa has also come out to say the economy is in tatters. This includes fdd.
lemba
April 27, 2015 at 8:01 am
At least something different not always PF, UPND bra bra bra.
gPon
April 27, 2015 at 10:20 am
The R-L syndrome being talked about in the article manifesting itself here. I hate it.
KAPOWELA WAMU P*U*S*S*Y
April 27, 2015 at 8:02 am
FCK YOU NEZ,NO 1 WANTS A FREEMASON,SATANIST,TRABALIST,CROOKED GUY WHO SOLD OUR MINES TO ENRICH HIMSELF AS A PRESIDENT,ABASH SATANISM,ABASH TRIBALISM..2016 AS MAJOR CHILESHE SAYS IT,ITS KOLOPA.COM
New Educated Zambia©
April 27, 2015 at 8:25 am
Kiki stay strong. You are panicking too early. We haven’t even started campaign yet and you crying like a starved baby in the pf regime
kakolwe
April 27, 2015 at 8:46 am
You can’t start what you didn’t stop. Look at your response this lame attempt at satire, you are the only one taking it political and, good to see, bloggers have learnt to ignore your political innuendos in every matter.
New Educated Zambia©
April 27, 2015 at 10:04 am
ignoring my comments? Well well who just commented on my comment? Hey is that ignoring? kiki stay strong.
major chileshe
April 27, 2015 at 9:13 am
Iwe take heart mune,we shall jus kolopa u and urs nicely next yr.wat happend in chawama,masaiti and senga hill ws jus a mic check one two, one two.2026 ni kolopesha.com boi
Tough love
April 27, 2015 at 8:06 am
Some saw humor in the article and laughed whilest others are being too serious with life and have decided to make issue and judge the morality of the story. Guys get a life and learn to laugh.
New Educated Zambia©
April 27, 2015 at 8:21 am
Making tribal jokes when public opinion shows that tribalism is becoming widespread, is a very foolish strategy. Please learn to be responsible
kakolwe
April 27, 2015 at 8:55 am
This is not tribal iwe wecikopo!! It is a regional classification of the author’s beauty perceptions. Get out of your tribal cocoon & see Zambia as one. It is utterly stoopid to think that anyone who says ‘cattle’ refers to HH or anyone who says ‘rat’ refers to Lungu. Grow up!!!!!!
New Educated Zambia©
April 27, 2015 at 9:35 am
Simple comprehension exercise.
Was tribe alluded to in the article?
Did the author base his article on stereotypical assumption of your so called regional classification?
How old are you?
Do you now see how foolish your train of thought is? Shut the windows in your house and look in mirror and whisper to yourself ati “ndine chipuba Chikulu”
Judge Joe Bidden
April 27, 2015 at 9:39 am
Chitumbuwa for real, is there anything tribal about these regional jokes? Amano kwati nindoshi.
New Educated Zambia©
April 27, 2015 at 10:01 am
I do not expect anything less than the crap this pf cadre is spilling here. read through the comments here and tell me if they have had a humorous effect. When public opinion is that tribalism is becoming rampant the last thing a sensible person can do it write articles that are bound to incite the same thing we are trying to prevent. It is like your president lungu going on tv tomorrow and reading this article on tv. Tell me would you find it humorous? let us learn to be mature. It is even wiser for tumfweko to put such articles under a specific header for jokes so that people can respond that way. Pf cadres have no sense of responsibility
KAPOWELA WAMU P*U*S*S*Y
April 27, 2015 at 8:27 am
PLEASE IGNORE THIS BASTARD NEZ HE’S A SADIST WHO ENJOYS PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE UP AND DOWN PARTY FOR THE HI HI LUNACTIC GUY
Zambiance
April 27, 2015 at 8:43 am
Rubbish article
Judge Joe Bidden
April 27, 2015 at 9:34 am
Imwe fikamba fyenu cant you see this was written full of humour? These stories have been there since forever, am Bemba yes we have a good share of talkative women – so what? Imwe fyonse ma politics cant you even share an online humour?
major chileshe
April 27, 2015 at 11:37 am
Hahahahahahahahaha ba judge bazanda zoona
Hambilwi-abana.
April 27, 2015 at 10:07 am
LAUGHTER IS MEDICINE .THIS IS STANDUP COMEDY .PLEASE DRINK SOME HOT OR WARM WATER ALL THE TIME.COLD WATER TAKES THE SENSE OF HUM OUR AWAY FROM YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS COLD AND FROZEN.AT LEAST I HAVE LEARNT KA SOCIOLOGY WITH LAUGHTER.
mwanza
April 27, 2015 at 11:23 am
most north westerners ladies have respect and they are good people to marry.they are natully though some trying be like CONGO DR half muzungu half black but not most of them.
joetheplumber
April 27, 2015 at 11:29 am
Just a guy having bit of fun people. Just like that artical ati Zambia is the poorest country in the world…I mean really…??
I was in Zambia and people looked very vibrant and going on about their business. The new roads, a marvel…
But nothing bits the girls from Kopala….
Cheers
joetheplumber
April 27, 2015 at 11:41 am
Just a guy having bit of fun people. Just like that artical ati Zambia is the poorest country in the world…I mean really…??
I was in Zambia and people looked very vibrant and going on about their business. The new roads, a marvel…
But nothing beats the girls from Kopala….
Cheers
ckimuka
April 27, 2015 at 11:45 am
Funny article, thanks for making my Monday.
the ruthless fascist
April 27, 2015 at 12:09 pm
All the comments above, including the post by this lunatic fringe and incurable idiot,are bullshit and complete nosense.concentrate on constructive issues.
Hello Haters
April 27, 2015 at 2:11 pm
Distasteful post, it just made realize that certain people would sink so low and find humor in this humongously misplaced post, at a time when tribalism is at peak in our country,central province people being referred to such nonsense, and north westerners and and want me to laugh, idiot go screw yourself, pamputi ukunuka, swine uba ibunche limo.
empire
April 27, 2015 at 4:31 pm
beauty is in the heart.east,west, north, south matters not.and whether a woman has brown, black or green legs, they are the same. trust me
kachiwanda
April 27, 2015 at 5:35 pm
naomana chisasa.
club zero
April 27, 2015 at 5:48 pm
@judge joe u ar rite,y is it everytime guyz nima politics,we ar all zambian,not UPND or PF,one love to all the tongas
twetwe
April 27, 2015 at 6:49 pm
Perceptions perceptions, perceptions uuuum. Guys and Dolls, in my bachelor days(1983…) that article fits but today its a round pin in a square hole..how big either of the two is what seems to spark debate….nonetheless, the tribal part is in bad taste. No one tribe can boost be be homogeneous as intermarriages have tinted all there was. We have reached the traffic light with RED. LOOK and WAIT. CAUTION is the way to go !!!
JOHN CHINENA
April 27, 2015 at 9:40 pm
All Women are women. Whether kopala or lusaka, whether fat or thin, all have the same item between their legs. It can make every reasonable man to ejaculate period!
sambman
April 28, 2015 at 10:14 am
Yes, walasa!
IF NOT
April 28, 2015 at 2:51 pm
Tumfweko where is my comment? Do you want to make it your next article?