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Lusaka Man’s Penis Grows Uncontrollably After Consuming( Congo Dust)
With the booming sex herbs business, a man was yesterday rushed to UTH after his manhood grew uncontrollably after consuming manhood enlargement herbs.
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on May 1, 2015. Filed under LATEST NEWS.
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My Opinion
May 1, 2015 at 9:01 pm
Iye mayo!! That looks like snake which should be killed! Mwamona nomba
Hildah Malama
May 2, 2015 at 2:16 am
I think this is a timely warning to our president who like inviting South African Sangomas in State House. If he fears to rule it is better he just resigns. Zambia has many people better than him.
If he does not stop entertaining Sangomas, he will one day wake up with very long teeth or a tongue that will even be tearing the ground and sweeping the ground respectively.
Ba Edgar be a true Christian and not a plastic one. i hope namumfwa tapali icibumba olo icigayo apa.
venom
May 2, 2015 at 6:58 am
Ba Hilda muli batutu! Is there any connection to the president with this story? Think better my sister and advise wisely..do not get excited…I know where u stay!
U ve never been to state house and u ve never been close to state house to warrant ur claims…let’s be productive and sensor ourselves with what we write..ask urself who is close to u?
Help other men who are the habit of consuming these herbs as its not a good habit.
Obi
May 2, 2015 at 9:49 am
ZIMBABWE – A Bulawayo man is living in distress after his organ reportedly grew uncontrollably.
34-year-old Nigel Nyoni of Bulawayo’s uptown suburb, Burnside, is fighting a rare condition that he claims came as a result of gulping countless litres of traditional concoction that was meant to increase his sexual drive over three weeks.
The man said his manhood has been growing uncontrollably since the day he guzzled the concoction.
Nyoni claims that his ‘anaconda’ had grown by a ‘mammoth’ seven centimetres in less than a month after taking a concoction popularly known as imbiza or guchu.
“I used to have a normal penis but what is happening to me is getting me scared. When I first noticed that my organ was growing, I did n’t mind because I thought it was part of the process. However, I later realised that it was growing continuously,” said Nyoni.
He said on noticing that his organ was growing excessively, he took measurements after every two days.
“On taking measurements, I realised that my organ was growing. To tell the truth this is scaring me. I used to be an average guy but this has gone overboard,” he said.
Nyoni revealed that he has since approached a herbalist who prescribed the concoction but he was unable to help him.
“He told me that there was nothing he could do as the ‘guchu’ was not for enlargement but for increasing sexual drive. He even accused me of trying to trick him after I demanded my money back. I am afraid of getting out of the house because my organ is beginning to show in my trousers. I’m scared it might continue to ‘expand’ until it kills me,” said Nyoni.
“Very soon maybe it would be worse and no woman would want me near. What if I die without a family of my own? There is a woman that I am planning to marry this year and how will that be possible if I die or if this thing continues to grow,” he said.
Obi
May 2, 2015 at 10:18 am
Baba
May 2, 2015 at 10:11 am
So who’s a true christian here? The one who humbles himself to the people or the one who fails to recognize authority at a church event? I think the plastic one is the who failed to greet the president because of bitterness at a church function
jabi
May 2, 2015 at 10:27 am
Ya but ka hilda uli saaka atini!hh should be the one to repent of his satanism maybe then Zambians could like him.ati Zambia has better leaders,yes we have good leaders&ECL is the best for now coz he only campaigned for 42days&become President,how many years has it taken yo kachema?????!uli kali ulefwe ka hilda waba patu tako waumfwa!
tribes
May 2, 2015 at 12:50 pm
Masta Blasta
May 2, 2015 at 12:57 pm
Gdsaa
May 2, 2015 at 9:46 am
ansenga aweme
May 1, 2015 at 9:05 pm
ninsato….which woman can accommodate chonse icho? ni cha bulu
Lugarithm
May 2, 2015 at 3:04 am
He should have just searched for someone with who matches his man wood.
Hip Hopper
May 2, 2015 at 12:22 pm
Bemba Tribalist
May 1, 2015 at 9:07 pm
The date shows September 2010?
Shaka Zulu
May 2, 2015 at 12:49 pm
Indeed Tumfweko has run out of stories.This picture was taken five years ago.
virus
May 1, 2015 at 9:18 pm
iwe z that the first case of ebola in zambia mayo, this chakala z he going 2 have sex with that chi penis.
Chief of Grief
May 1, 2015 at 9:23 pm
Ngoshe mupola uyo.,
Masta Blasta
May 2, 2015 at 12:43 pm
Chief of Grief
May 1, 2015 at 9:26 pm
The laws of gravity can now b applied on a d!ck,newton wapasa na theory yobe!
Chimbwi
May 1, 2015 at 9:41 pm
Tumfweko this is not UTH
The Gentile
May 1, 2015 at 9:57 pm
Libolo sana uyu aii
Chris
May 1, 2015 at 10:05 pm
I wonder what is going through the mind of his lady? !!!???!!!!?
jabi
May 1, 2015 at 10:10 pm
Ni upnd cadre uyu!
kabbwe
May 1, 2015 at 10:20 pm
Why you like big penis? Be natural guys
Munyelo Pwete!
May 1, 2015 at 10:21 pm
The chap should be unleashed on all upnd women so that he dwinks them one by one!
big mulolo
May 1, 2015 at 10:40 pm
This pic is not zambian..the network provide in the screen shot is american,in shot you are out of stories..
kakolwe
May 1, 2015 at 10:43 pm
Maweeeeeee! Ubu bwena ebo! Natumfweko afilwa ukucita censor!!!! Supposing bwatutumukila mukati, wouldn’t this guy split umwana wabene?
FACTS
May 2, 2015 at 12:39 am
to quote Dr. Manda: “This is the end of this guy’s sexual life. He will never fornicate again!” Ukutemwisha ukunyenga kwamuletelela!
Yambayamba
May 2, 2015 at 1:56 am
Ba Tumfweko ubufi……the caption in the pic says “03 Sept, 10″ so what “yesterday” are you referring to? And are sure this pic was taken at UTH?
If you decide to use someone’s pics/intellectual work, as people in the media, you need to acknowledge (give credit) this fact in your work. This kind of plagiarism is shameful and cheapening your site!
Mambilima
May 2, 2015 at 5:08 am
Another twisted facts story. Ba 2mfweko when will you learn that alarming the nation is a crime?
soft bee
May 2, 2015 at 5:42 am
but u guys jst be natural
New Educated Zambia©
May 2, 2015 at 6:01 am
The pf government has failed to ensure such products are out of our markets. Lack of proper regulation means the illiterate chaps see this as a way to please themselves and their women. Insecurity leads to this. Many zambians are insecure about alot even economic insecurity and food insecurity has become order of the day in pf government. Vote upnd
Czar
May 2, 2015 at 7:28 am
Even on fictitious stories you just have to bring in politics.
IllsaywhatIwant
May 2, 2015 at 7:30 am
Ah! I finally understand why you hate PF with a passion! This is the PF chap that scr€wed your mother, wife, daughters and sisters. As long as you UPND chaps have small willies you’ll always be insecure
wamutumbu
May 2, 2015 at 7:22 am
Check the date on the picture.that happened 5 years ago.
PF cadre
May 2, 2015 at 7:27 am
This picture may have been taken in 2010, but the picture was indeed taken at UTH
gift
May 2, 2015 at 7:37 am
THIS IS NOT UTH AND THE PIC WAS TAKEN ON 03/SEP/10 TIME 12;40
virus
May 2, 2015 at 7:40 am
guys is that nez in the pic.
Global
May 2, 2015 at 7:58 am
It is very unfortunate for the gentleman
Holy Molly
May 2, 2015 at 9:11 am
hahahahahahaha that d i c k is bigger than his thighs… lol. i wish all primitive Zambian men with little brains would develope this kind of condition.
Vote Wisely
May 2, 2015 at 9:33 am
Oh No This Is Toomuch Now.Pliz Repent
LUNGISAN
May 2, 2015 at 9:59 am
The bible says be content with what you have.
Hambilwi-abana.
May 2, 2015 at 11:00 am
pure- ELEPHANTER-PENIASIS -ILIKO BAD LOL.
naked facts
May 2, 2015 at 4:07 pm
2010 has become yesterday ? It looks like that of boby east.