A LUSAKA MAN sent people into stitches before a packed court room when he told his wife to find another man who could satisfy her insatiable appetite for sex.
The 38 year old Willie Kaoma told the Matero Local Court he was not ready to reconcile with his wife because of numerous accusations from her on his dismal performances in bed.
He told the Court during their divorce case after his wife sued for the dissolution of their marriage. Kaoma narrated their marital problems surfaced when the wife started going round telling people he his sex life was boring and incapable of satisfying a wife.
“I want her to find a man who can satisfy her sexually, she tells me that am not man enough because I fail to quench her sexual appetite. My wife was boasting that she was going to Chingola to look for a miner who has money and would be satisfying her sexually, ” he said as the court room burst into laughter.
But Kaoma’s wife contended her husband kicked her out of the house claiming there was no marriage between them prompting her to drag him to court for reconciliation.
“My husband chased me from our house for no apparent reason and on top of it he took another wife without consulting me,”
She added that the two had been on separation for seven months and since then they had not had intercourse.
The two have were granted divorce with the court ordering Kaoma to compensate his wife with a sum of K4,000.
club zero
June 24, 2015 at 1:02 pm
Everytime ni matero nishi kuli bwa,awe
Pwanya Nini
June 24, 2015 at 1:06 pm
How you do it(Kupwana Nini):
Kufyompaula first amabele,ukuyatinaula,nokulopolako nobukala bwandi nokuchitomba pamabele elonalasa umupowe muchikanwa..then ukuchinyenga muchinyo elo nashalikisha mumusula after nokuchiponona nokuchitila fichibuku nokuchiposa mumfula…Yikes!
Pwanya Nini
June 24, 2015 at 1:06 pm
How you do it(Kupwana Nini):
Kufyompaula first amabele,ukuyatinaula,nokulopolako nobukala bwandi nokuchitomba pamabele elonalasa umupowe muchikanwa..then ukuchinyenga muchinyo elo nashalikisha mumusula after nokuchiponona nokuchitila fichibuku nokuchiposa mumfula..Yikes!
Czar
June 24, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Lunatic!!!!
IBK
June 24, 2015 at 1:20 pm
Some comments are not gud mwebantu!! Please,tulendako bwino.
chatasha
June 24, 2015 at 1:57 pm
ku Matero ekwaba Congo dust? all the stories pali sex are from Matero. why should the husband pay each time there is a divorce?
peda
June 24, 2015 at 2:36 pm
i fail to understand why its always men compensating women even if a woman may b at fault in many local courts. Hw credible ar most of the local court judges? I fail 2 understand the way things ar coz u wil find dt a man wil sue for divorce on grounds dt the wife is an adulterer, divorce may b granted and again the husband ordered 2 compensate her. Wat laws ar really at play in this land?
IF NOT
June 24, 2015 at 3:41 pm
katwishi fimbi ifintu mwe.
GUNNERS
June 24, 2015 at 4:33 pm
Jst leave that women
Shi Mwana
June 24, 2015 at 4:43 pm
Ati Shi Maini ku Chingola!!
leopard
June 24, 2015 at 5:56 pm
Amalyashi yambi kuti wapapa mwe bantu
Zouk
June 24, 2015 at 7:01 pm
Marriage at crossroads, wonder where people meet their partners before they tie notes
Chewe the virgin
June 24, 2015 at 7:19 pm
Iwe you a sow sarcastic no 1. God deliver,you need Jesus.
major chileshe
June 24, 2015 at 7:31 pm
Lol!!!! Ninshi shimaini ewabako ayi?
Ma issues
June 24, 2015 at 9:30 pm
Uhule azimai.Sh had mo experience than the man.
tutu
June 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm
@pwanya nini u have said it all,no need to add any..u just took amashiwi nachiba nokusosa,best advice!!
wakalijo
June 24, 2015 at 10:52 pm
some comments!.anyway what can one expect from an cultured monkey.
NDIMUBEMBA
June 25, 2015 at 2:11 am
with a passion, I hate tribalists like you! I honestly believe our country can do better without small-minded brains like yours.
James Walala
June 25, 2015 at 3:41 am
All women are hard to satisfy if a man suffers from premature ejaculation. When you are a new wed, you may experience that problem, but with time experience develops and you become a better facker with more patience able to take a lady all the way.
The spartacus
June 25, 2015 at 6:36 am
@ separation fo seven months without intercourse, there was no room fo love & reconciliation.. During this period each of these two might have discoverd their true partner who satisfied them hence, th dissolution was ok..
Kalyobwele
June 25, 2015 at 8:36 am
Pwanya ni….wandepula….am Sure U got a masters in pwanyix cos frm a corupt colage of Education…..under the subject mata U beat it all & i thnk U ar MAD
Kalyobwele
June 25, 2015 at 8:40 am
1sly we men shud B careful …..wen findng wu to marry
2ndly….de only thng dat hule noz is opening & closing legs….wat a Sex OBJECT.
Wat a DeMon in Sexxx
Daily Drinking Officer
June 25, 2015 at 9:18 am
Hehe boi ulefilwa gelo.
tasha
June 25, 2015 at 2:47 pm
Hahahahahah
Shi Mwana
June 25, 2015 at 5:08 pm
Nomba uyu chikala taishiba ku nyenga nangu balemucimfya ku mukashi?
Sikiza
June 27, 2015 at 5:47 pm
Jst make an artificial penis u lemwinyishamo.the othr way is to keep on impregnanting ha every after a year