CCTV footage shows a woman stealing a flat screen television by pulling up her dress and resting it between her legs.
CCTV footage shows a woman pulling up her dress and putting a flat screen TV between her legs, then calmly walking away from the store.
The theft took place on Tuesday 16 June, 2015 in one of the stores in Lusaka.see video below:
WOW! damn! Thats some talent! But let me get a kick out of this…. PF Govt you see how poverty has reduced women to!? 🙂 Thats some stunt worth putting on a DSTV Caught on Tape Program! But is this in Lusaka!? Damn!
Lol. *dead* The woman’s got muscle equal only to that of an adult female hippo.
Yes its Lsk. Looks like Radian Stores Kamwala. Not so sure but it should be. Kikikiki. Bottom power.
This woman has muscle between her thighs!… just see her walk like nothing in there yet am pretty sure the TV should be between 6-8kg weight. Ah! ine nomba ni dead fye!
LOL. Those are skills honed under the intense pressure of poverty. Hubby can now forgo the home loan, mami just bought a t.v. Kikiki. He needs to cherish those thighs and the behind. He should treat them well. Soon, he ll stop spending on food. Ebanakashi bakupa apa, mwebalumendo. Not amafupa yoko yoko without profit. Shonse ishachupo mwalipila, that behind will recoup. Kikiki. Mwebaonda and medium sized chicks market yapwa!
Awe ichi chena chaume! Very resourceful between her legs ha ha ha
@jjb even u has turned out to be nez sure, get some better reasoning please
Mj, learn to see humour in some of these things my dear. You cant take everything written against P.F seriously. He said “let me get a kick out of this”. What does that mean to you?
He didnt understnd what it means “to get a kick out of something” Ubukopo kabili, to him it meant mpanteni! 🙂 Guys go for short courses they also help.
Wa ponta mbuya, surely ati ubukopo?
@m.j
Osayopa malume. Niye umoyo koma osaleta NEZ soti polabila. Akamutizimuleni soti. Kikiki.
@JJB,
Lol.you are something else.
You guys should share some mbeba sometime later.
Is there anything to reason in this clip!? You PF chaps are really silly cant you see humour in my comments!? Pamatako ka mj. Next time to compare me to that chap
iwe ka @mj banda am the only person in here who is entitled to uku kupontela ever since!!!
Am scared of u mbuya
kikiki @mj banda, listen to my wife she has told you osayopa, she has suggested a boys only braai of mbeba with some drinks!
JJB, what a nonchalant response. Lol. My ribs hurt. I can only compare it to this “all those passing comments on my comment mwaba amatole ukutimpuka ba caatile” (@tutu).
Am sorry. Nothing else came to mind apart from this one, still floors me everytime I think about it.
Pa Tumfweko..good therapy. Lol.
Now I have a headache.
Kikiki @Tutu naturally tomfwa most of his comments used to be hilarious, typical case of dark humour.
Moma afuna bul tong (mbeba) te? You are welcome but please no tribalism at my party. I imported some to Johannesburg.
This could never happen if women are allowed to wear mini dresses mwamona nomba!?
I hope it ddnt touch or injure th umutokofyompo or tht vertical smile
Mmmmmm she is jus used to insertin things between her legs
Ba major we can bet and I dare you, you cant carry that TV between your legs more than 2m! As @Haters said as guys we can only envy her man the only problem is when she comes in bed she’s capable of popping out both your kidneys through your mouth!
kikikiki no wonder he got excited at seeing that woman doing her thing with the thighs, kanshi abankongole nga baisa madam kwimyafye amatanta namfyaaaa… ba Major baluba! kikiki my ribs are paining now!
Hahahahahahaha crazy dude
Hahahahahahaha crazy nigaz here
LIKE Indians or Mwenye’s wearing Sari’s have been stealing undetected for YEARS & YEARS in Zambia, until one was caught red in the act stealing from Shoprite.
that’s in Costa Rica its been all over the news BBC .daily telegraph etc ..Ba tumweko get serious
@joe mbuzi: I have watched the video you are talking about from Costa Rica. Although both videos show a woman in a long dress using her “vibeelo” stealing a flat-screen tv, the videos are completely different. In fact, if volume on computer/laptop is working, turn it up, you will hear that some of the background voices in the video from Lusaka (on Tumfweko) are in Nyanja, or some kind of Zambian language!
The chap was wrong a Costa Rica video is different though same style, whats worse with Costa Rica the woman carried the TV together with its box! Talk about thigh power.
Oo? Ku costarica kuli cinyanja na manda hill na kweve?
That’s the advantage of curvy women not abena @moma who have a 10 cm gap between there legs .
kikiki kapuli kobe your wish!
sorry I meant to type @ liyah. But na bena moma paliba ka clearance. She used to play too much kapula matanta.
Ehe! kikiki ati kapula matanta, those days. Ya natukula
kikiki I used to take my time passing through the girls kiki, my eyes were always looking up.
ha ha ha uku shumfwa! But my favourite was aka mfisolo! Make sure the girl you eye is on your side then where she goes to hide you are on her heels in tow! Getting a dry kiss from her was a bonus all the other boys will know about it by the following day! 🙂
Umm shame someone’ mother
I can spend the whole day inbetween those legs.i mean hiding my skinny ass.if a tv can fit so easily imagine small gadgets!
Eish this blog is full of bemba thieves,ntolele fye even tvs am getting outa here cant mix with foul mouthed pf thieves,kamushaala kabotu baceta!
Go well.
kikiki true mate lyashi lya pa chibwante! That gets tired normally leave others! So if he thinks hes among thieves… well then minus one problem of a potential whistle blower! kikiki
mamamamamama elo lyanya pa zed ku wuzakili!!!!!!!!
Maaaaaaaaaa!!!I personaly cant screw this mayo pantu nku anposha amatole.Awekwena chachine ubuchushi bupa’amano..
@jjb, expect an invitation with respect to that and please remember u ve no right to say no
Yes mbuya I used to like mbeba thou nowadays you guys you ve made em extinct
uuuuh..weeeeboweee…tatamayowe…elo afwile alikwata ama muscles yamuchinyo ayene yene,kanshi nganaulasamo kubafye muchibote dibili dibili nafuti nafuti nankwe nankwe ubwaila no bwacha pantu ubukala kubafye ubwafyatwa pantu Kali too tight..lucky husband
As I was nursing a headache, you guys spent the whole afternoon tantalizing about the tout muscles of that thief? Beautiful Moma, & you had to spice it all with ifyatimpuka? What a family to belong to!
Dearest! I missed your presence on the forum. I was eagerly waiting for your contribution on this ambitious kleptomaniac.
Am sorry to hear about the headache. How are you feeling now?
I am OK! Dear. Just had to have some rest. Felt a bit under the weather though it was a bit emotional. Wish I’d stolen some time at tumfweko, I may have laughed some hurt away. Nice day it must have been! Sleep well my friends.
We will sleep just fine! 🙂
uyo mukashana kuti akwibila na ruga.
Kuti wapapa!!!
Very sad that people can only look at this very sad case with a shallow point of view. Our women are being reduced to thieves due to poor economic management by the pf. People are suffering. Mothers are risking their lives just to make ends meet. I can assure you, this woman was not even after that tv but probably is planning to sell it inorder to make ends meet. I cry for zambia. Please 2016 let us vote upnd
Atiboza nez, stop defending thieves unless you are one of them.
That’s Mrs NEZ.
We learnt in biology that between the legs were naturally meant to accommodate any size and any shape. So this is what they meant?
crazy
1stly…initiative is neva taught
2ndly lack of common sense is dethly punshable
wat an xpat, wat a fool in a woman…a woman wth dat mentalit sh cn buy & sel U off….wat a demon.
4thly….U wil reap wat U saw
wait fo Govt to provide yo nids & U wilb de worst Destitute of our Tym
Bamayo mwatusebanya fwebana.
I missed the costa rica clip .. iam worried i have a child there. she is a big girl 17 years … awe chabipa bamayo aba … ifintu tafilibwino .: mbuya afilwa lekeni twesheko aba tonga… ala mwipapa umukashi wandi dora siliya ena kuti aimya ka fun cargo
Ngakanshi ninshi mushalolelekofye napwisha ka corse elo namishitilakofye?
Ni ba matero,they can even steal ur shit
Yes she is a professional thief and sophisticated criminal would know that she is carrying a tv.
I was just wondering was that woman caught or she went with the plasma.
heheheheh knew that train wouldn’t be late jst had to blame the pf goverment……i wonder wat that guy dreams abt lol
things on the ground are bad.
I hav worked in the security industry for years so this has not started today early 2000 we caught a woman with 5big pots it a group call Zambia One so it not new sad that so think its new
What is in between her legs does it mean the vigina is to larger to hide the flat tv screen
na lie
ba tumfweko unified sometimies